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My hands smell like. . .
2011-02-22, 5:09 PM #1
I just smelled my hands and found 3 different "flavors."

my dog, lotion, the plastic smell from my newly bought fishing box.

Smell your hands and post your discoveries.
My blawgh.
2011-02-22, 5:11 PM #2
Graphite. Red wine.
2011-02-22, 5:16 PM #3
Cigarettes.
2011-02-22, 5:17 PM #4
Penis.
nope.
2011-02-22, 5:25 PM #5
coffee
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2011-02-22, 5:25 PM #6
Nothing. I have a cold.
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2011-02-22, 5:34 PM #7
Body wash... just took a shower
2011-02-22, 5:47 PM #8
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Penis.


Aren't you going to tell us whose?
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2011-02-22, 5:49 PM #9
Yours.
nope.
2011-02-22, 6:24 PM #10
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Penis.


I'm surprised this wasn't the first response.
My blawgh.
2011-02-22, 6:57 PM #11
My hands don't smell like anything. This is what I get for washing them frequently. :(
I'm just a little boy.
2011-02-22, 7:18 PM #12
Toothpaste. Good night.
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2011-02-22, 7:28 PM #13
Kind of like soap, kind of like shampoo. I just took a bath :D
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2011-02-22, 7:45 PM #14
Sculpey. (HORRIBLE)
2011-02-22, 7:52 PM #15
My pine tar shampoo, lemongrass soap, and a mint of milk stout that I drank a bit clumsily. [Not that I am drunk, I really am just awkward]
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2011-02-22, 7:54 PM #16
sloppy joes because i just cooked sloppy joes.
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2011-02-22, 8:05 PM #17
Nothing. I have the flu.
2011-02-22, 8:21 PM #18
Eucalyptus and dog. :/
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2011-02-22, 8:24 PM #19
axe, just took a shower
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2011-02-22, 8:25 PM #20
Soap. Just took a shower.
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2011-02-23, 3:53 AM #21
cigarettes
2011-02-23, 4:41 AM #22
my girlfriend >.>
2011-02-23, 7:19 AM #23
New York Diesel Haze
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2011-02-23, 11:09 AM #24
Originally posted by x25064:
my girlfriend >.>


yeah talk more about her
2011-02-23, 11:11 AM #25
Originally posted by saberopus:
yeah talk more about her


I think it's fairly tautological really. Hands smell like hands.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2011-02-23, 11:13 AM #26
i feel bad for missing that opportunity
2011-02-23, 11:15 AM #27
Originally posted by saberopus:
i feel bad for missing that opportunity


That's pretty much what she said, too.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2011-02-23, 11:33 AM #28
Right now my hands really just smell like hands.
2011-02-23, 5:16 PM #29
Originally posted by saberopus:
yeah talk more about her


She's Italian, 5'2, petite, beautiful brown eyes and dark hair, a dancer, met her in school, and wears abercrombie 8; which is what I smelled like. More?
2011-02-23, 6:16 PM #30
Originally posted by x25064:
She's Italian, 5'2, petite, beautiful brown eyes and dark hair, a dancer, met her in school, and wears abercrombie 8; which is what I smelled like. More?


TELL US MORE, TELL US MORE..LIKE..DOES SHE DRIVE A CAR?


anyway...my hands smell like comet because I was washing sinks
2011-02-23, 6:31 PM #31
My hands smell like ******* *** and **** covered in ****.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2011-02-23, 6:41 PM #32
Originally posted by gbk:
My hands smell like ******* *** and **** covered in ****.


Coconut oil and rose covered in sage?
I'm just a little boy.
2011-02-23, 6:47 PM #33
Originally posted by genk:
axe, just took a shower


:nonono:

Anyway, my hands smell like girl scout cookies.
2011-02-23, 6:51 PM #34
Originally posted by Dash_rendar:
:nonono:

Anyway, my hands smell like girl scout cookies.


god im glad you put cookies at the end of that sentence
2011-02-23, 6:58 PM #35
Originally posted by Couchman:
god im glad you put cookies at the end of that sentence


I'm laughing at the fact that you said this, because I originally typed "girl scout..." then hit return a bunch of times and put "cookies" at the bottom in small font, hit preview, looked and thought about it for a moment, and thought better of it :downs:

(But I really did just enjoy some girl scout cookies.)
2011-02-23, 7:39 PM #36
Originally posted by Flirbnic:
Coconut oil and rose covered in sage?

Kak damn, you're good. :awesome:
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2011-02-24, 12:21 PM #37
mine smell like baby because i gave elliot a bath and his shampoo/bodywash smells like all babies do.
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2011-02-24, 12:30 PM #38
oil and copper.
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2011-02-24, 12:39 PM #39
Timber and blood.

Making Freddie a toy box.
2011-02-24, 2:37 PM #40
My hands smell like leather motorcycle gloves.
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