I couldn't find the thread with the Massassian achievements with the search function. Could someone either not be a dumbass like me and find it and link it here or just post the achievements themselves? Thanks!

http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=52920&highlight=achievements

I guess yew don't know how to spell achievements then! oy yoy yoy yoy

oh but i see you do nvm

I fail at spelling, yes (even if I happened to have spelled things right this time). Thank you!

I thought this thread would be about what we achieved so far in our lives. That would've been kind of cool I guess.

Lets turn it into that. I'll start!

I have traveled across the US meeting, teaching, and training Parkour with people. I have developed reasonably close friends in almost every state (Less-so in the Midwest. Suck it, you guys) and have met a lot of very different people through it.

Two chicks at the same time.

Squirrel King has me beat, but I still have hope... A man can hope.

The coolest thing is that I'm finally getting paid for writing. I'm currently working on a freelance contract for re-writing text into "cool and funny" versions for a FB game about fishing.

I've also sold a 1,000 word short story for $75.

Today on an essay which was required to be 700-800 words, I wrote 1,111.

Good get, huh guys?

No you didn't.

I could bet my e-penis that he totally did.

I traveled the farthest to meet a Massassian (approx. 11,600 miles from Washington DC to Perth, Australia), which is a record I don't think can be beat.

I've probably met the most Massassians in person after I met them online.
In no particular order:
happydud
sugarless
fishstickz
madquack
hebedee
Al Ciao (Highemperor)
Ford
Krig the Viking
The Last True Evil
roxima
Ping_Me
GHORG
Sarn Cadrill
Janitor Bob
(probably others I'm forgetting right now)
EDIT: Dormouse
DarkjediBob

I'm still proud of writing for possibly one of the longest-running stories on the internet as well. Other than that, no achievements in my life I think are worth making note here.

You met me too, Geb, you big h0.

Sorry Dor! This is true! I'll edit my list now!

Damnit, you caught me. Obviously, meeting you was the greatest of my achievements.

I've achieved new lows of self-depreciation and subservience to yellow fowl.

That's something, I guess.