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Have you ever watched an "Adult Flick" and..
2011-03-08, 8:51 PM #1
Seen someone you knew starring in it?

I heard the song "Angel is the Centerfold" on the radio for the millionth time today and still find the premise interesting.

It doesn't have to be your home room honey, but still, have you ever watched one and went "OMG..THATS "_____""

I haven't.
2011-03-08, 9:34 PM #2
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2011-03-08, 9:44 PM #3
Originally posted by Couchman:
It doesn't have to be your home room honey, but still, have you ever watched one and went "OMG..THATS "_____""

I haven't.


Maybe you should watch some that don't involve ANIMALS.
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2011-03-08, 9:53 PM #4
This should be a poll
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2011-03-08, 10:58 PM #5
A friend of mine found what she believed was her cousin that I made out with in some really racy bondage porn, something she has admitted is a fantasy and fits with a certain time line of her no longer being a goth. It really looks unquestionably just like her including letters on her foot that aren't clear, but neither of us have the courage to ask.
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2011-03-09, 4:16 AM #6
Given the amount of porn on the internet from all over the world all jumbled in together, it's extraordinarily unlikely. [And yet.. "You've Got Mail" still has people hoping every day..]

A few times I've definitely seen people who could have been or bore a striking resemblance or I wouldn't have been surprised, but there's not usually a convenient way to check the credits.

Edit: Kirby, you should totally drop it casually in conversation sometime like: "Hey have you ever seen <bondagepr0n film>? .. Cos I haven't."
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2011-03-09, 5:26 AM #7
No, but I've often thought about how I'd react if, say, I went in for a job interview and I recognized the person on the other side of the desk. "Oh, I think... yeah, you were in Big Butt Sluts 5, and I thought that was very disrespectful what that guy said to you."

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2011-03-09, 7:08 AM #8
Originally posted by NOFX:

Lori Meyers used to live upstairs
Our parents had been friends for years
Almost every afternoon we'd play forbidden games
At nine years old there's no such thing (as shame)
It wasn't recognition of her face, what brought me back was a familiar mark
As it flashed across the screen
I bought some magazines, some video tape scenes
Incriminating acts, I felt that I could save her

"Who the hell are you to tell me how to live?
You think I sell my body; I merely sell my time.
I ain't no Cinderella, I ain't waiting for no prince,
To save me in fact until just now I was doing just fine.
And on and on.."

"I know what degradation feels like
I felt it on the floor at the factory
Where I worked long before, I took control now I answer to me
The 50K I make this year will go anywhere I please
Where's the problem?"
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2011-03-09, 7:13 AM #9
No.

But like Stephen Colbert, I do search the web for sex tapes of myself. I'm pretty sure I haven't made any but I'll have to be sure.

Keep me posted.
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2011-03-09, 7:20 AM #10
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
No.

But like Stephen Colbert, I do search the web for sex tapes of myself. I'm pretty sure I haven't made any but I'll have to be sure.

Keep me posted.


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2011-03-09, 7:24 AM #11
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2011-03-09, 7:41 AM #12
A few girls I know I would like to see in an adult film
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2011-03-09, 8:04 AM #13
... a LOT of girls I know. :v:
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2011-03-09, 8:22 AM #14
Here's an old video much along the lines of that humorous premise...

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2011-03-09, 9:01 AM #15
There's a girl that went to my high school & currently attends the local culinary school that does adult films. It's pretty raunchy stuff. Her "stage name" is Naomi St. Claire.
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2011-03-09, 9:18 AM #16
^ not bad.
2011-03-09, 9:34 AM #17
Oh yeah... forgot to say there was one last joke after the credits.
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2011-03-09, 10:26 AM #18
When I moved to Knoxville a few years ago I recognized one of the assistant girls in the Wal-Mart pharmacy was in an exploited college girls video. She looked just as unexcited working at Wal-Mart too.
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2011-03-09, 12:15 PM #19
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
When I moved to Knoxville a few years ago I recognized one of the assistant girls in the Wal-Mart pharmacy was in an exploited college girls video. She looked just as unexcited working at Wal-Mart too.


The context of this statement is ****ing epic.
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2011-03-09, 12:28 PM #20
i know three actually. they are all "suicide girls" so its more internet porn that traditional 'adult videos'
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2011-03-09, 12:40 PM #21
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
i know three actually. they are all "suicide girls" so its more internet porn that traditional 'adult videos'


If we're talking people we know in porn, that's totally different. 3 of the girls in my graduating class went into porn [and I can confirm!], one of which is a suicide girl too. One of my good buddies is in porn and sends me and a few other dudes everything he makes. I don't know though, something about watching someone you know have sex isn't as hot as it would initially seem. It's sort of jarring.
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2011-03-09, 3:31 PM #22
this guy i went to high school with and almost dated in 8th grade is now a gay porn star.
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2011-03-09, 3:39 PM #23
I can't say that I've seen anyone I know in porn. There are definitely some people that wouldn't have surprised me, but nothing to my knowledge.
2011-03-09, 3:57 PM #24
Originally posted by andreawesome:
this guy i went to high school with and almost dated in 8th grade is now a gay porn star.


Wow, what did you do to him.
2011-03-09, 4:00 PM #25
Originally posted by Couchman:
Wow, what did you do to him.


Her rejection drove him to gay porn.

Though, the fact that he does gay porn doesn't mean he is gay, necessarily.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-03-09, 4:05 PM #26
eh?

You are trying to say "if the ball don't touch...",

right Spook?
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2011-03-09, 4:07 PM #27
No.

If you don't make eye contact or push back...

Or if it's cold outside or it's thursday.
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2011-03-09, 4:07 PM #28
Originally posted by JediKirby:
...her cousin that I made out with in some really racy bondage porn...


Tee-hee.
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2011-03-09, 5:30 PM #29
My dad once told me he was in Picture magazine back in the 90s.

I wouldn't call it porn, though.
2011-03-09, 5:52 PM #30
Originally posted by Spook:
No.

If you don't make eye contact or push back...

Or if it's cold outside or it's thursday.



Edit: NSFW for some language.



The definitive guide.
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2011-03-09, 7:00 PM #31
Originally posted by Dormouse:
Edit: NSFW for some language.



The definitive guide.


First part...

A girl at school told me the other day that being attracted to transvestites is another orientation entirely.

I like the idea, it has kind of a sci-fi flare to it. Multiple orientations, not transvestites. Transvestites aren't really new...

Aren't most transvestites straight men?


Regardless, a helpful guide.
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2011-03-09, 8:06 PM #32
Here's some educational material, Spook:

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2011-03-09, 8:40 PM #33
Originally posted by Liberius Vir:
Here's an old video much along the lines of that humorous premise...



I want fourteen minutes of my life back for sitting through that seven minutes if cinematic crap. :p I kept assuming there was something more, but they GAVE AWAY THE PUNCH LINE in the TITLE OF THE VIDEO.
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2011-03-09, 9:08 PM #34
Originally posted by Couchman:
Wow, what did you do to him.


Originally posted by Spook:
Her rejection drove him to gay porn.

Though, the fact that he does gay porn doesn't mean he is gay, necessarily.

i did nothing to him. hes dating some blonde chick now.
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2011-03-09, 9:16 PM #35
Originally posted by Spook:
Though, the fact that he does gay porn doesn't mean he is gay, necessarily.


This is quite common actually. We call it "gay for pay."
2011-03-10, 4:05 AM #36
Originally posted by Spook:
A girl at school told me the other day that being attracted to transvestites is another orientation entirely.
I like the idea, it has kind of a sci-fi flare to it. Multiple orientations, not transvestites. Transvestites aren't really new...
Aren't most transvestites straight men?
Regardless, a helpful guide.


I'll try to touch on these briefly without oversimplifying/generalizing too much but also not getting too far off track since it's really a super complex topic.

1: Transvestism is a rather dated term and potentially offensive. That said, it historically [in the West] has usually been applied [eg clinically] for men who crossdress as a fetish, or for more general reasons. It is not an orientation, ie /who/ you're attracted to or how; however being /attracted/ to those who crossdress can definitely be part of an orientation or fetish [eg wives of men who crossdress].

2: Your "typical" crossdresser is as you mentioned straight, male, and often married. There are actually females who crossdress too, but given the West's double-standard on gendered clothing it isn't as "obvious".

3: A subset of those who crossdress consider themselves "bigender", ie that they have distinct "male" and "female" aspects and can have an entire other name/persona when dressed "en femme" versus "en homme". They may prefer to label their orientation not as straight/gay since those depend on gender/context but as "gynophilic" or "androphilic"- though these terms are not confined to bigender people. [This is /not/ to be confused with DID or multiple personalities.]

4: These are not to be confused with [quite often gay] Drag which is performance art [for both kings and queens respectively], but it's not uncommon [in my experience at least] for those who say they're attracted to people who crossdress to really mean drag kings/queens.

5: It is also not to be confused with transsexual people, who although often accused of crossdressing, actually are wearing the appropriate clothes for their gender identity. This can be confusing to those who aren't really savvy though, since eg bigender/genderqueer/drag/androgyny/hetqueer/&c can all be found under the greater "transgender" umbrella.

6: Dressing /apparently/ at odds with your birth-assigned sex is not new, you're quite correct. It goes back basically as far as human history, though often with different cultural consideration/implications, ie whether whether we in the West would consider them crossdressers when their cultures may not recognize the strict sex+gender binary dogma, and in many cases there exists a so-called "third gender" [though the Bugis culture recognize 5!], probably most famous are the hijra people of India, and the "two-spirited" in some Amerindian cultures, but there are many many other examples, one of the more interesting being a [dying] Albanian practice of "sworn virgins" where if a family didn't have enough male children or a father died or such, a daughter could begin dressing and living as a [celibate] man with all the standing/rights/privileges thereof to help support the family.

So long story short, despite the common overlap/conflation, a person's: sex [which is more complicated than XX vs XY], gender identity, gender expression, orientation, and fetishes are all discrete categories.

[/queer theory class for the day]
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2011-03-10, 7:12 AM #37
Originally posted by happydud:
I want fourteen minutes of my life back for sitting through that seven minutes if cinematic crap. :p I kept assuming there was something more, but they GAVE AWAY THE PUNCH LINE in the TITLE OF THE VIDEO.


Whatever you do, don't watch the newguy then. That one is like literally ten minutes long with no big, overwhelming joke. It's strung along with a bunch of small ones.
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2011-03-10, 9:30 AM #38
Originally posted by andreawesome:
i did nothing to him. hes dating some blonde chick now.


then why isnt he doing heterosexual porn
2011-03-10, 9:36 AM #39
Dormouse forgot to mention

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2011-03-10, 11:06 AM #40
Originally posted by Couchman:
then why isnt he doing heterosexual porn


From what I've heard, it's pretty much impossible for a guy to get straight porn work without doing gay porn first. It's like an entry-level job.
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