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2011-03-16, 4:51 AM #1

Jin

Wanted the controller SO BAD

Posts: 1,674

Open up your member profile page. Screenshot your Recent Visitors and attach it to your post.

1st is your spouse
2nd is your first born child (who gets all the spoils)
3rd is your second born child (who is neglected and resents you)
4th & 5th are your mom and dad
6th is your brother and creepy uncle to your children
7th is your brothers child and mentally handicapped cousin to your children
8th & 9th are god-parents to your children
10th is your mistress / european pool cleaner

double points for polygamy

tripple point multiplier for any of your children having three or more parents

ultra mega point bonus for having an affair with two or more people

I feel weird because I don't think I've ever met my spouse.

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2011-03-16, 5:22 AM #2

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

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woot!

2011-03-16, 7:26 AM #3

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

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"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2011-03-16, 7:40 AM #4

Andrew L

For a good time, call 555-3985

Posts: 916

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(JKLE_Cougar) from JK MP Community
discord.me/jediknightdarkforces2

2011-03-16, 8:03 AM #5

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/waste/visits.jpg]

1st is your spouse - Couchman
2nd is your first born child (who gets all the spoils) - Darth_Alran
3rd is your second born child (who is neglected and resents you) - Elmo

4th & 5th are your mom and dad - gbk and Krokodile - oh god!!!!1111
6th is your brother and creepy uncle to your children - landfish
7th is your brothers child and mentally handicapped cousin to your children - Martyn
8th & 9th are god-parents to your children - saberopus, Vornskr
10th is your mistress / european pool cleaner - Zero_Raven

Heh, fun

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2011-03-16, 8:08 AM #6

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

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I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2011-03-16, 8:20 AM #7

Jin

Wanted the controller SO BAD

Posts: 1,674

ahahaha this is turning out so much worse than i thought it would

2011-03-16, 8:22 AM #8

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

This is some incestual kinky stuff..AND I LOVE IT

2011-03-16, 8:24 AM #9

GHORG

Not Welcome in The Netherlands

Posts: 1,143

You're going to see DSettahr in a LOT of these. I don't know what he's up to, but in my profile lurking expeditions he always seemed to have visited beforehand.

2011-03-16, 8:26 AM #10

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Man, I have a lot of pageviews. Freaky!

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2011-03-16, 8:29 AM #11

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by FastGamerr:

1st is your spouse - Couchman
2nd is your first born child (who gets all the spoils) - Darth_Alran
3rd is your second born child (who is neglected and resents you) - Elmo

I am your father-in-law! :eek:

woot!

2011-03-16, 8:34 AM #12

Jin

Wanted the controller SO BAD

Posts: 1,674

Originally posted by JLee:

I am your father-in-law! :eek:

and kroko is father to both of you

2011-03-16, 8:39 AM #13

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

You do realize this is going to be horribly unbalanced towards the users with names at the beginning of the alphabet, right? That list is sorted alphabetically.

2011-03-16, 8:42 AM #14

Jin

Wanted the controller SO BAD

Posts: 1,674

i did not realise that, no.

2011-03-16, 8:44 AM #15

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

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"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2011-03-16, 9:19 AM #16

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Originally posted by JLee:

I am your father-in-law! :eek:

And apparently you two also had an affair at some point cause I am your second son and his first!

SCANDAL!!!!

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2011-03-16, 12:53 PM #17

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Wait, if Dsettahr and I are andreawesome's parents, then..

ew..

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2011-03-16, 1:28 PM #18

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

Originally posted by Darth_Alran:

And apparently you two also had an affair at some point cause I am your scone son and his first!

SCANDAL!!!!

I could be your mom since I am his mistress

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2011-03-16, 2:11 PM #19

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

why.jpg

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free(jin);
tofu sucks

2011-03-16, 2:56 PM #20

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

[http://www.babyparentbuzz.com/PNG-VIEW%20+%20NM%20FRONTS/VIEW-incest%20survivor%20FRONT.PNG]

幻術

2011-03-16, 3:22 PM #21

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Someone needs to try to make a family tree out of this.. :XD:

woot!

2011-03-16, 3:28 PM #22

alpha1

Posts: 2,998

more polygamy for darth.

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%

2011-03-16, 3:57 PM #23

llibja

RotM_igotissues

Posts: 2,005

[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/42256/tree.PNG]

"Honey, you got real ugly."

2011-03-16, 4:27 PM #24

Liberius Vir

Popsicle

Posts: 561

1st is your spouse ~ Al Ciao

2nd is your first born child (who gets all the spoils) ~ Dart Alran

3rd is your second born child (who is neglected and resents you) ~ DSettahr

4th & 5th are your mom and dad ~ Gebohq & GHORG respectively (Thanks for giving birth to me Geb)

6th is your brother and creepy uncle to your children ~ GUNTHER (Anyone who's been reading the NeS on the ISB should find this amusing)

7th is your brothers child and mentally handicapped cousin to your children ~ Krokodile

8th & 9th are god-parents to your children ~ Recusant & Roger Spruce

10th is your mistress / european pool cleaner ~ WillFugua... I'm going with pool cleaner.

Also :XD:,:neckbeard:,:carl:,:huh:, & :eek:

all at the same time.

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"Hello one day ban." ~ Baconfish
>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<

2011-03-16, 4:40 PM #25

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Why the Hell have there been nearly 1,800 visits to my profile page?

[ Edit: and why is Baconfish so unpopular? ]

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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2011-03-16, 4:48 PM #26

gbk

Posts: 10,562

And before anyone asks: no, I did not photoshop this image.

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And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2011-03-16, 4:50 PM #27

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

Originally posted by Freelancer:

Wait, if Dsettahr and I are andreawesome's parents, then..

ew..

and im having an affair with vin, so what.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2011-03-16, 6:41 PM #28

Jarl

Clean-Shaven and Baby-Smooth

Posts: 2,483

We rely on each other.

-Apparently.

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2011-03-16, 7:07 PM #29

Mirthy

Registered User

Posts: 218

I think I got the best # 10 of all of us. :-)

1st is your spouse- Alan
2nd is your first born child (who gets all the spoils)- Anakin9012
3rd is your second born child (who is neglected and resents you)- Brian (Sorry, it's your fathers fault)
4th & 5th are your mom and dad- Dsettahr and Elitewarrior
6th is your brother and creepy uncle to your children- Ghorg
7th is your brothers child and mentally handicapped cousin to your children- Mentat
8th & 9th are god-parents to your children- Ragna and Steven
10th is your mistress / european pool cleaner - SUGARLESS

Mirthy

King James the 1st- “I will not give a turd for thy preaching”

2011-03-16, 9:25 PM #30

alpha1

Posts: 2,998

part of the problem is that the names are in alphabetical order instead of last visitor order.

Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%

2011-03-18, 12:14 AM #31

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

meh.

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2011-03-18, 12:42 AM #32

Admiral Zarn

Has an AM Radio

Posts: 1,219

Originally posted by Petmc.:

Hay behbeh <.<

I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.

2011-03-18, 3:23 PM #33

ragna

RAGNA ANGARY

Posts: 2,023

Originally posted by Mirthy:

damn, i was so close to being your mistress.

mine is boring so i ain't posting it.