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The Sweater Vest
2011-03-17, 12:56 PM #1
[http://store.fkokids.com/images/Boys_V_Neck_Seater_Vest1029navy.jpg]

The Ultimate combination of both warmth and mobility

Discuss
2011-03-17, 1:00 PM #2
the best
2011-03-17, 1:12 PM #3
**** jim tressel
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-03-17, 1:19 PM #4
The ultimate combination of lameness and something else equally lame.
2011-03-17, 1:23 PM #5
Originally posted by Brian:
The ultimate combination of lameness and something else equally lame.


whats the other thing?
2011-03-17, 2:46 PM #6
sweater and vest, you dumb whore.
2011-03-17, 4:00 PM #7
Why can't you just wear a sweater? Are you arms so weak that their movements are impeded by thick fabric?

Do you have polio?
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2011-03-17, 4:04 PM #8
Also I would like to say I haven't met anyone who wears a "sweater vest" on a day by day basis who was likable. Same goes for anyone who wears a ****ing fedora.

Unlikable, unlikable people.
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2011-03-17, 4:54 PM #9
Warren Ellis wears a fedora. He's awesome.

Also, Indiana Jones.
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2011-03-17, 5:42 PM #10
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Also I would like to say I haven't met anyone who wears a "sweater vest" on a day by day basis who was likable.


Sweater jackets, on the other hand...

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2011-03-17, 6:14 PM #11
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
**** jim tressel


**** you
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2011-03-17, 7:25 PM #12
Originally posted by ragna:
sweater and vest, you dumb whore.


meanie pants =[
2011-03-17, 7:30 PM #13
Captain Hammer wears sweater vests. No good.
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2011-03-17, 11:46 PM #14
Speaking as a female...

sweater vests are only flattering on women. They don't do anything for the physical appeal of a guy, in the eyes of a chick, mainly because they lack "unbuttonability," a vital quality in men's cold-weather apparel.
If I can't deprive you of your shirt one-handed, it's made wrong. V_V

On the other hand, I have pectoral superiority to most/all of you, so when I wear a sweater vest, it's not much different from wearing a tight sweater.

If you're goin' for sex appeal, stick with the bomber jacket and a button-down/polo/tee.
2011-03-18, 1:03 AM #15
yeah, that picture is pretty much what I was wearing yesterday. Had meetings though, usually don't wear a shirt to work
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2011-03-18, 10:20 AM #16
Originally posted by Estelore:
Speaking as a female...

sweater vests are only flattering on women. They don't do anything for the physical appeal of a guy, in the eyes of a chick, mainly because they lack "unbuttonability," a vital quality in men's cold-weather apparel.
If I can't deprive you of your shirt one-handed, it's made wrong. V_V

On the other hand, I have pectoral superiority to most/all of you, so when I wear a sweater vest, it's not much different from wearing a tight sweater.

If you're goin' for sex appeal, stick with the bomber jacket and a button-down/polo/tee.


When a dude wears a sweater vest, he doesnt expect to be plundering any vaginas during the course of the wearing, he only expects to be doing something that requires warmth yet the ability to move, like writing on a chalkboard in a cold classroom
2011-03-18, 10:24 AM #17
My eternal combination of a black T-shirt and jeans has never failed. Kinda.
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2011-03-18, 11:51 AM #18
Originally posted by maevie:
Had meetings though, usually don't wear a shirt to work


Where do you work again? And do other female employees also not wear shirts to work?
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2011-03-18, 12:58 PM #19
Originally posted by zanardi:
Where do you work again? And do other female employees also not wear shirts to work?


I caught that as well. Tell me more about this place, assuming it's not a strip club.
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2011-03-18, 1:11 PM #20
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
**** jim tressel


this guy has the right idea
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-03-18, 2:31 PM #21
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Why can't you just wear a sweater? Are you arms so weak that their movements are impeded by thick fabric?

Do you have polio?


I would totally wear that outfit [the first one, not Mr Rogers's]. I actually had a top for work almost exactly like that, but black, and with short sleeves. Then I got pudgy and had to donate it. :o

I haaate sleeves on anything I can't easily remove if I want to. Even if I wear a longish-sleeved shirt I always turn the cuffs up past my elbows. Also sweater sleeves tend to be thick, bunchy, and constricting in annoying unpredictable ways. Also also, if I'm wearing one as a second layer over a short-sleeved shirt or sommat, I can't stand sweater material on my skin, it's always itchy or just weird and aggravating.

Edit: Estelore brings up a good point as well. For much the same reason as guys shouldn't tuck in their shirts, guys also shouldn't wear something to emphasize what they just don't have. But to be fair, even if you do have bigger boobs than I do, I don't really want you to emphasize them either. :/

And Brian, fair warning, I will fight you over how completely un-lame vests really are!
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2011-03-18, 5:26 PM #22
Sweater vest... for when your chest is cold but your arms are hot?
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2011-03-18, 8:41 PM #23
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Also I would like to say I haven't met anyone who wears a "sweater vest" on a day by day basis who was likable. Same goes for anyone who wears a ****ing fedora.

Unlikable, unlikable people.


Correction, regarding fedoras. Typically, if you are male and under 35, wearing a fedora makes you look like a pretentious wanker. There are exceptions, though.

Originally posted by Deadman:
Sweater vest... for when your chest is cold but your arms are hot?


I usually find that my hands and face are most vulnerable to cold. Sometimes I want to walk around in a t-shirt with gloves and a mask.
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2011-03-18, 8:51 PM #24
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he gets the ladies.
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2011-03-18, 8:59 PM #25
Originally posted by Deadman:
Sweater vest... for when your chest is cold but your arms are hot?


If I am at school, my arms are vigorously working, yet my chest needs warmth
2011-03-19, 12:27 AM #26
I just wear sweater vests to switch up my business casual when it's cold and I don't want to or I'm out of sweaters
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2011-03-19, 6:00 AM #27
If you're trying to be vintage but wear your fedora inside you're going to look like a douche.

Simple as that. Take it off when you go inside and instantly become classier.
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