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Arab League
2011-03-20, 4:48 PM #1
Oh you disgusting American pig-dogs, I CANNOT BELIEVE you would fire missiles within 20 miles of a Libyan civilian!!

*orders troops to massacre civilians in Bahrain*

LOL HUMAN RIGHTS
2011-03-20, 4:51 PM #2
u mad

SHORES OF TRIPOLI! SUMMER VACATION 2011?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-03-20, 4:53 PM #3
Guys,... Americans,... this **** isn't hard.

Just call up your president on the phone. Whatever.

Tell him "Kill them. Kill the dictators, all of them. One cruise missile each. You can do it. Nobody will care... someone else will take over and they'll be happy for it - a brother, a cousin. When they act like utter t***s, kill them too. The third guy will figure this **** out."
2011-03-20, 4:56 PM #4
the third guy can hook us up with bootleg dvds and shisha.

this is the best for everyone, just close your eyes and let it happen
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-03-20, 4:59 PM #5
Bonus!
2011-03-20, 5:01 PM #6
Maybe the third guy won't be completely full of ****?

Or, because this is what's really going to happen, maybe the first guys will just trade armies so they get soldiers who don't give a **** about the civilians they're ordered to slaughter?
2011-03-20, 5:02 PM #7
When you're copying out of the Chinese social upheaval playbook, you are a ****ed up person and you should be killed.
2011-03-20, 5:29 PM #8
Have you been hitting the kratom again? You seem scattered
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-03-20, 5:33 PM #9
I was wondering how long it would take for someone to start a thread about this.

About to eat dinner, but my biggest problem with the whole thing is this political "play both sides" BS that everyone is doing. Why do we always have to make our mission the most murky, nonspecific and impossible to nail down objectives possible, and then get into a big debate about why or how we are meeting those "goals"?

Not to mention that I think now is not the right time to get involved in yet another foreign civil war. Is the cause just? Probably, but where were you when you were *****ing about Iraq and Afghanistan and saying "bring the troops home!"? Do you want to remove Gaddafi or not? If no, then do nothing. If yes, then remove him. Do you want to rebuild the government? If no, then leave, if yes, then stick around for several years. Quit fiddle-****ing around like you're trying to ask a girl out without admitting that you like her.
Warhead[97]
2011-03-20, 5:49 PM #10
The Arab League agreed to a no-fly zone. When I put that through my Insane Dictator-to-Human translator I get "we agree that Gaddafi will have to murder his people using tanks and artillery instead of planes." So **** them all.

Western powers are dithering about because they want to get rid of Gaddafi, but they want the rebels/Arabs to do it so it won't look like western imperialism. I guarantee the arabs were the ones holding up the whole process, because while they all hate Colonel Crazy they don't want to give their people another reason to want them flayed alive in front of throngs of cheering citizens.
2011-03-20, 5:49 PM #11
I think Mohammad ibn-Kazari might be the best hitter the Arab league has right now. .850, that's nothing to sneeze at. Of course, "Old Toothless" Aariz is no slouch either.

-I just hope that someday we can put all this behind us and the Arab League can be integrated with the American League.
2011-03-20, 9:35 PM #12
China and Russia condemn "indiscriminate attacks on civilian targets."

Insane Dictator-to-Human translator: "Oh **** oh **** oh ****, we're worse than Gaddafi."
2011-03-20, 9:37 PM #13
Nah, that can't be a good translation. China would be more like "LOL, I HERD U LIKE CHEAP LABOR?"
2011-03-20, 10:03 PM #14
Originally posted by Jarl:
I think Mohammad ibn-Kazari might be the best hitter the Arab league has right now. .850, that's nothing to sneeze at. Of course, "Old Toothless" Aariz is no slouch either.

-I just hope that someday we can put all this behind us and the Arab League can be integrated with the American League.


.850? Is Arab League pitching comparable to batting practice?
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2011-03-21, 11:35 PM #15
I... see how I messed up there. Damn.

-I mean, I thought that's what the phrase "Batting a thousand" referred to :/
2011-03-22, 2:44 AM #16
Where are the Arabs?
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2011-03-22, 5:26 AM #17
We should stay out of this mess.

On the other hand, we wouldn't have won our own revolution without help from the French.
2011-03-22, 6:07 AM #18
If we're going to get involved we should at least skip the vague initial mission that will pull us into a decade of shifting goals and missions.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-03-22, 7:16 AM #19
Originally posted by UltimatePotato:
What? Arab dictators are insincere and untrustworthy?? :eek:
2011-03-22, 8:17 PM #20
It's more like a no-drive zone. They have been keen to destroy any military vehicle they find.
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2011-03-23, 5:50 AM #21
Originally posted by Jon`C:
What? Arab dictators are insincere and untrustworthy?? :eek:


Just drilling the point home.

I wonder though. The Arab League would be upset if we refused to help in Libya, and their member states will no doubt be upset that we've started bombing Libya. Which is worse?
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2011-03-23, 8:12 AM #22
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
.850? Is Arab League pitching comparable to batting practice?

That has to be OPS

.850 BA, holy ****!
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2011-03-25, 7:56 AM #23
I'M KOREA! SON OF A ***** AMERICAN! AMERICAN IS PIG! DO YOU WANT CHEESEBURGER? DO YOU WANT PIZZA? AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING! BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS MURDERER! ****ING U.S.A!!!!1
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