http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

I have no idea how accurate or valid this is, but decided to post it just for ****s and giggles.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if this was in direct correlation to body height, however I didn't bother to check.

Penis envy anyone?

Hello there fellow Redditor.

So basically the average falls within ~5-~6" except for asians. No big surprises there.

No surprises at all considering it's pretty much common knowledge that the average male penis is usually 3.5 to 4.5 inches flaccid.

Sunday Night Sex Show FTW.

3.8?!?!?
SOUTH KOREA!! HAHAHAHA
I want the North Korea stat. Its probably worse that that. Maybe that explains why their such dicks.

Congo at a 7.1? Shut the **** up.

The American stat is just sad. Canada and Mexico are winning. Good thing I'm 1/2 Mexican.

My name is Carlos spicy wiener...

PS- Its not.

That was quite possibly the worst delivery of a 'joke' ever.

My name is Duke Von Long Schlong.

P.S. - it's not.

Can we re-ban Xast:downs: yet?

My schlong is named Michael MacFarlane.

P.S. - it is.

I always knew he was a dick.

My dick is so big, it's in the next room.

My dick is so big, it seats six.

My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

But seriously guys I kind of doubt the guy who made that map has reliable data.

I to kinda wish my flaccid length was a little more to behold.. Erect I'm fine with that ****.

Wait are these stats for erect or flaccid? If for flaccid... Why would anyone care about that??

Also I'm guessing the chart is in centimeters and not inches?

You know, I am interested in learning about the evolutionary factors behind penis length. Roughly what a varied longer or shorter dick would do for a particular race or so forth.

I'm pretty sure it must be for erect, even though it doesn't say so anywhere.

EDIT: I checked out that page it links to, which has some graphs with erect sizes, if that tells us anything.

You can see it both in centimetres and inches in the columns at the bottom of the map page.

If this map tells me anything it's where you can find the largest concentrations of insecure liars.

Then I guess Asians are the most trustworthy people you will know.

Went to the 'source' link:

I think that the elevated body fat % in some of these countries plays a measurable role in these stats.

Perceived penis size is a pretty interesting phenomenon. Based on the low-ish averages for USA/Canada, I'm guessing that most people overestimate avg penis length in North America. And this doesn't even take girth into consideration. You're bigger than you think, people.

They make 'em big in Columbia

So Congo would be a fantastic place to take it up the ass, if not for all the HIV.

I would guess that for older cultures (e.g: India), the average penis size directly correlates to the specifications of the average female orifices within said culture. There's no point in having a 12" cock if after 6 inches it hits a woman's throat or the end of her vaginal cavity. The best blowjobs are when a woman can engulf the entirety of your penis & the best sex is the same. I've been with girls that could do neither & I'm always left feeling dissatisfied. This is probably true for women whose lover doesn't have enough girth or length.

What.

So, wait, women in the Congo have 7.1"-long mouths?

god damn you mentat

There's truth in that last bit.

A few months ago I saw this documentary about people with some of the largest penises in the world, and how it affected their lives. One of them was a guy who was a legend in 70's New York nightlife.

He used to wear really tight silver pants, with his dick against his left leg, almost reaching down to his knee and just paraded around with it for everyone to see. He had incredible status just for his size. He got invited to celebrity parties and has been a guest with almost everyone who was someone back in the day.

Anyway, they showed several of these guys, and they all had one thing in common: a troubled sex life. The disadvantage of a huge penis is that it will just hurt a woman as it hits the opening of the womb. Also, these guys can't go balls deep, and have to resort to just dipping their knobs a little, which is very unsatisfactory for them.
A vagina isn't even that deep, it can already be a problem with average to just above average sized penises. I've had complaints about going to deep (in certain positions), and I can assure you I'm no Lexington Steele.

One of the guys was married and his wife explained that the only way they could have satisfactory sex was by doing anal, very gently.

So there's your solution.

Ouch. A Boogie Nights sized monster in the poop chute? No deal.