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Dead Thread (forum game)
2011-03-31, 10:20 AM #41
I'll do my best to keep track of how many times a zombie has died and how many kills a survivor has made, but speak up if you think it's not up to date or incorrect. It'll be up to the other players to decide if they want to make that their primary goal or not.

Also, ow, again. D:

I once again rise from the grave...
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2011-03-31, 10:37 AM #42
My newly "jawless-head"-less body shambles forward.
2011-03-31, 11:53 AM #43
I blast sab's shin off with a shotgun.
nope.
2011-03-31, 12:10 PM #44
I topple to the ground and writhe. Over on the sidewalk, my jawless-head wonders why I'm such a target despite my comparatively minute stature next to Geb.
2011-03-31, 12:13 PM #45
Braaaaiiiiiiiiiins...

I scamper towards maevie!
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2011-03-31, 12:14 PM #46
I lunge in attempt to gnaw on maevie-brain-meats!
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2011-03-31, 12:16 PM #47
I cut Gebohq down with a lawnmower.

[http://ceasefiremagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/lawnmower2.jpg]
幻術
2011-03-31, 12:18 PM #48
Positioned from a mile away, aiming down the scoop of my barrett 50 cal, I shoot right through the window whizzing past maevie's shoulder and entering geb's eye socket removing his head again.
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2011-03-31, 12:18 PM #49
x_x (Koobie got the kill first)

I dig out of a new grave, considering a less-loved target...
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2011-03-31, 12:18 PM #50
I tear down an alley, screeching.
2011-03-31, 3:11 PM #51
I shamble swiftly towards BobTheMasher!
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2011-03-31, 3:12 PM #52
I attempt to give BobTheMasher a hug (by which I mean eat his brains).
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2011-03-31, 4:27 PM #53
I shamble toward Bob the Getsmunched.
2011-03-31, 8:11 PM #54
I push Geb off. Luckily, saberopus is completely incapable of helping geb seal the deal. Actually, I guess he could still grab me. I shoot off saberopus' arms.
Warhead[97]
2011-03-31, 8:19 PM #55
Hey man no regional damage in this game. All or nothing. I begin to chomp on Bob the Masher, being down only one arm.
2011-03-31, 8:20 PM #56
I gloriously rise from the dead and shamble towards bobthemasher
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2011-03-31, 8:22 PM #57
I start munching on bob offering some liver to saberopus.
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2011-03-31, 8:23 PM #58
Preeeettty sure saberopus has one leg and no head, and also his head has no jaw. So preeeetty sure he can't bite anything.
Warhead[97]
2011-03-31, 8:25 PM #59
PS i push ford off.
Warhead[97]
2011-03-31, 8:26 PM #60
(Psst, Ford, rising from the dead needs to be a separate post. You need to make one more to help us with turning Bob over! Also, saberopus is right, this game is all or nothing with the shooting.)

Mrrrr!

I leap back on BobTheMasher! Omnommnnmnmm....
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2011-03-31, 8:26 PM #61
PPS i lodge a hatchet deep in his skull.
Warhead[97]
2011-03-31, 8:27 PM #62
I grab geb's tattered shirt and throw him onto the ground at my feet.
Warhead[97]
2011-03-31, 8:27 PM #63
I shoot saberopus again just to make sure he knows he's re-dead.
Warhead[97]
2011-03-31, 8:30 PM #64
Has there ever been a zombie movie in which a zombie gets punched in the face until it dies? There should be if there isn't. Now there's a forum post where this occurs (in relation to Geb's zombie face.)
Warhead[97]
2011-03-31, 8:31 PM #65
((Bob: The hatchet was a previous spawn (unless that was directed at Ford) and saberopus has respawned since then (as a "tank" jokingly). However, you could push saberopus off, then shoot him (edit: which you did, lol). Surprised you haven't shot me yet when you pushed me off, haha--EDIT oh nevermind!.))

I HURL myself back onto BobTheMasher! :omg: -- or try to, rather, as I died. Ow.

I rise once more...mrrr....
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2011-03-31, 8:31 PM #66
I rise again.
2011-03-31, 8:31 PM #67
I run toward Bob.
2011-03-31, 8:32 PM #68
I hurl myself onto Geb, who is in turn on Bob.
2011-03-31, 8:32 PM #69
I rise from another grave.
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2011-03-31, 8:32 PM #70
I use Geb's lanky frame as a one-zombie-ladder to reach a tasty spot and chomp down.
2011-03-31, 8:34 PM #71
the nice thing about this game, as I understand it, is that any members could jump in here and gun us down, backing up Bob, by choosing to be survivors. Likewise, three people could instantly post as zombies attacking Bob (or whoever). This would get pretty fun pretty quickly if a bunch of people jumped in.
2011-03-31, 8:34 PM #72
I lurch towards Bob.

Rrrgh
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2011-03-31, 8:35 PM #73
Chomp chomp on Bob the dead.
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2011-03-31, 8:35 PM #74
I rush towards Bob!
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2011-03-31, 8:35 PM #75
I add to a third! Bob is now one of us...
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2011-03-31, 8:37 PM #76
I stagger staggeringly toward Echoman.

Again.
2011-03-31, 8:38 PM #77
No one can say I didn't try! At least now I'm dead so I can rest in...oh yeah, wait. No, being a zombie sucks.
Warhead[97]
2011-03-31, 8:39 PM #78
Originally posted by saberopus:
the nice thing about this game, as I understand it, is that any members could jump in here and gun us down, backing up Bob, by choosing to be survivors. Likewise, three people could instantly post as zombies attacking Bob (or whoever). This would get pretty fun pretty quickly if a bunch of people jumped in.

((Yeah, the game is designed to be better (or at least more accurate to the fast zombie experience) with a lot of players. Of course, there's bound to be some confusion, but hopefully people will wing it well enough.))
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2011-03-31, 8:40 PM #79
Ech-o-maaaaaaannn.....

I make my way towards Echoman.
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2011-03-31, 8:42 PM #80
I to shamble at echo. Coordinated zombies ftw.
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