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3rd Spawn of Torn official baby watch thread!
2011-03-31, 9:22 AM #1
Just so you all are aware. So, recap... My wife was due yesterday and we still have no baby. We've had two kids and this is the first one to go over the due-date.... any predictions? And who wants the placenta?
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2011-03-31, 9:28 AM #2
It's going to be a bear. Just to warn you.
"Hello one day ban." ~ Baconfish
>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<
2011-03-31, 9:38 AM #3
Well, its better than the whale prediction last time....
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2011-03-31, 10:02 AM #4
mmm placenta on rye
2011-03-31, 10:05 AM #5
Well, if Massassi can't attract new members, might as well create new ones!

Good work Outlaw! Massassian of the Month!
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2011-03-31, 10:07 AM #6
This is obviously a "Hey guys, I had sex!" thread.
nope.
2011-03-31, 10:13 AM #7
Play WoW while she's giving birth. In the room.
2011-03-31, 10:14 AM #8
Keep the placenta. That **** can save you or your childs life possibly.
2011-03-31, 11:04 AM #9
How so?
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2011-03-31, 12:20 PM #10
I think you mean cord blood? It has stem cells up the wazoo!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-03-31, 12:32 PM #11
No I mean the Placenta, which has more stem cells.
2011-03-31, 3:51 PM #12
Save the placenta. Eat the baby.
>>untie shoes
2011-03-31, 3:55 PM #13
Originally posted by Baconfish:
This is obviously a "Hey guys, I had sex!" thread.


God I wish I could make one of those, what do you think 20 bucks gets me now a days?
2011-03-31, 3:56 PM #14
Depends how greasy you want it.
nope.
2011-03-31, 4:05 PM #15
As long as you can get rope and a blunt object for 20 bucks, you can get all the sex you want for 20 bucks.
>>untie shoes
2011-03-31, 4:11 PM #16
Originally posted by Antony:
As long as you can get rope and a blunt object for 20 bucks, you can get all the sex you want for 20 bucks.


Better yet, does it cost money to get into a morgue these days?
2011-03-31, 4:12 PM #17
Not if you do it quietly.
nope.
2011-03-31, 4:18 PM #18
pizza looks more like lincoln.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2011-03-31, 9:39 PM #19
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Play WoW while she's giving birth. In the room.


I've threatened that.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2011-03-31, 10:01 PM #20
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2011-03-31, 10:09 PM #21
Originally posted by Baconfish:
This is obviously a "Hey guys, I had sex!" thread.


the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2011-04-01, 12:44 AM #22
Currently at the hospital. Just waiting... and their net sucks too much to play an MMO....
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2011-04-01, 5:57 AM #23
Yay!

Sorry for derailing your thread. :P
nope.
2011-04-01, 6:07 AM #24
Please, been here for years. Derailment doesn't bother me. Btw he was born at 6:53am est. 21 inches long and 8lbs 3oz.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2011-04-01, 6:23 AM #25
I don't know what that means, but congrats!
nope.
2011-04-01, 7:43 AM #26
April fools?
"Hello one day ban." ~ Baconfish
>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<
2011-04-01, 7:56 AM #27
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