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What makes you want to strangle the Massassian above you.

2011-03-31, 10:03 PM #1

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Sexually, of course.

The guy above me just has such a nice jawline.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2011-03-31, 10:05 PM #2

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

Marines are hot, even Ex-Marines.
oh god im sorry please don't kill me

2011-03-31, 10:21 PM #3

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

Posts: 2,196

A statistical map I saw recently informed me that the average Canadian male has a larger penis. So yeah. I guess that applies here.

My blawgh.

2011-03-31, 10:25 PM #4

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Because I've never met a Marine NCO I didn't want to strangle.

Also, Tibby: Soldier? ****ing soldier?

I guess phantom seraph and I are cool. I'll blood choke the other two into oblivion, though.

>>untie shoes

2011-03-31, 10:27 PM #5

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

Phantom was a marine? or are you talking to spook?
Oh god did I just call a marine a soldier? I'm gonna get killed.

2011-03-31, 10:30 PM #6

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

I want to strangle Tibby because he prattles on about things nobody cares about. Sexually, of course.

:master::master::master:

2011-03-31, 10:31 PM #7

Stormtrooper

Loves His Stormie

Posts: 2,068

I want to strangle stat because I have no reason to strangle him (sexually, of course).

2011-03-31, 10:33 PM #8

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

I want to strangle stormtrooper because **** that guy.

I don't think I'm doing this right.

>>untie shoes

2011-03-31, 11:02 PM #9

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

I don't think he has that goatee anymore!

2011-04-01, 12:05 AM #10

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

****in hilarious

一个大西瓜

2011-04-01, 12:40 AM #11

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

I want to strangle Pommy for numbering his polls. sexually on horse.

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2011-04-01, 3:46 AM #12

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

I don't think I need to point out why I'd want to strangle a 'snake'

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2011-04-01, 5:35 AM #13

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Deadman wouldn't necessarily enjoy strangulation.... I don't imagine he breaths.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2011-04-01, 6:52 PM #14

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

whoops this thing posted inthe wrong thread ignorew

一个大西瓜

2011-04-01, 8:12 PM #15

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

I want to strangle Pommy because he won't leave my sentries alone. Also I like them asians.

nope.

2011-04-02, 12:17 AM #16

Liberius Vir

Popsicle

Posts: 561

I'ld do it because hypnotoad told me to.

"Hello one day ban." ~ Baconfish
>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<

2011-04-02, 2:08 AM #17

Dash_rendar

Xizor's Drinking Buddy

Posts: 2,867

Because whenever I see Liberius Vir I think Labia something-or-other :awesome:

True story btw even before this thread.

2011-04-02, 2:54 AM #18

Mentat

Human Computer

Posts: 2,844

I want to strangle Dash Rendar because his name serves as a reminder of when LEC still made good games (e.g: Shadows of the Empire). These thoughts upset me & when I'm when I'm upset I strangle people.

? :)

2011-04-02, 9:01 AM #19

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

I want to strangle Mentat because he reminds me of a mental nipple....

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2011-04-02, 9:23 AM #20

Andrew L

For a good time, call 555-3985

Posts: 916

I can't stand outlaws. specially outlaws from Indiana.

(JKLE_Cougar) from JK MP Community
discord.me/jediknightdarkforces2

2011-04-02, 10:16 AM #21

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Because whenever I see Andrew L I read it as 'an drool' and drool makes me all bothered!

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2011-04-02, 1:24 PM #22

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

I would post just to **** up the flow, but I'm not gonna.

Also who the hell is Darth Alran.

error; function{getsig} returns 'null'

2011-04-02, 1:28 PM #23

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Strangle with ferocity because he's a jerk.

Also I want some of the *******s who can't do anything but chew me out over updating the site to post, so I can strangle them as well.

2011-04-02, 1:28 PM #24

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Marines are soldiers of the sea. I don't get particularly bent out of shape when someone refers collectively to sailors and marines as soldiers because it's technically correct. And I'm not an idiot who gets worked up over small things.

Because I had a boss named Alan once and she was a ****ing terrible manager.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2011-04-02, 8:06 PM #25

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Originally posted by Alan:

I would post just to **** up the flow, but I'm not gonna.

Also who the hell is Darth Alran.

I'm on the massassi political compas... The one in your signature quote. Or do you mean what is the name from?
Also I don't think I would strangle spook, I would probably get my ass handed to me.

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2011-04-02, 8:59 PM #26

Commander 598

Better than Commander 599

Posts: 1,612

NAVAL INFANTRY!!!!!!!!

<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.