There is this little pilot lighter at my friend Tim’s, where most of us hang out. We occasionally zap ourselves with it, laugh and squeal with pain. The most extreme thing at that point had been zapping the tooth.
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Well, one day not too long ago, our friend Dave came over drunk as ****. As can be expected he made a complete ass of himself, yet it did not end there. Dave proceeded to stick this electric little igniter (or whatever it’s properly called) on his eyeball and shock himself. That was bad. He was doing his ear and tough, and then... his nose. He stuck this 4 inch thing ALL THE WAY up his nose and zapped! The immense roar of laughter preceding his whimper of pain was staggering, as was what occurred next. Having given his face\sinuses\brain(?) a good shocking, and with me sitting right next to him mind you, he sneezes. A shower of blood meets his pants hands and floor. I was very lucky to avoid the blast. It did not end there however, a river of blood continued to pour down into his drunken grin, babbling on about, "m-m-my blood, c-c-cauterize faster than any of the Dr.'s at work, hahahaha". [/COLOR]
Thankfully after losing a little more blood, and me consulting my girlfriend next to me as to decide, "At which point do we take him to the hospital?", he stopped bleeding. He continued to rant and rave the rest of the night, ending with a crescendo. He was whipping his $400 iPhone in a $50 case that’s supposed to protect it from anything, into the concrete ground. The finally being his shattered screen. Dave lived to fight another day. [/COLOR]
Of the people there, one got a video of him, just before **** got real, shoving the thing up his nose and zapping. I just found that video today and though I’d share it with massassi. In it, you can see another person taking a video with his own iPhone. That is the longer video, showing his doing his eyes and depicting the blood later. This video is on facebook. Yet, me being completely ignorant to facebook, having never had one has yet to see it. Maybe those facebook prone people will take it upon themselves to find. [/COLOR]
Without further adieu, here is 15 seconds of Dave! (The handsome young man to his immediate right is none other than your very own DarthXasthur! Or Jorge as my friends call me.) [/COLOR]
http://www.youtube.com/embed/guJdy5z7uek
Well, one day not too long ago, our friend Dave came over drunk as ****. As can be expected he made a complete ass of himself, yet it did not end there. Dave proceeded to stick this electric little igniter (or whatever it’s properly called) on his eyeball and shock himself. That was bad. He was doing his ear and tough, and then... his nose. He stuck this 4 inch thing ALL THE WAY up his nose and zapped! The immense roar of laughter preceding his whimper of pain was staggering, as was what occurred next. Having given his face\sinuses\brain(?) a good shocking, and with me sitting right next to him mind you, he sneezes. A shower of blood meets his pants hands and floor. I was very lucky to avoid the blast. It did not end there however, a river of blood continued to pour down into his drunken grin, babbling on about, "m-m-my blood, c-c-cauterize faster than any of the Dr.'s at work, hahahaha". [/COLOR]
Thankfully after losing a little more blood, and me consulting my girlfriend next to me as to decide, "At which point do we take him to the hospital?", he stopped bleeding. He continued to rant and rave the rest of the night, ending with a crescendo. He was whipping his $400 iPhone in a $50 case that’s supposed to protect it from anything, into the concrete ground. The finally being his shattered screen. Dave lived to fight another day. [/COLOR]
Of the people there, one got a video of him, just before **** got real, shoving the thing up his nose and zapping. I just found that video today and though I’d share it with massassi. In it, you can see another person taking a video with his own iPhone. That is the longer video, showing his doing his eyes and depicting the blood later. This video is on facebook. Yet, me being completely ignorant to facebook, having never had one has yet to see it. Maybe those facebook prone people will take it upon themselves to find. [/COLOR]
Without further adieu, here is 15 seconds of Dave! (The handsome young man to his immediate right is none other than your very own DarthXasthur! Or Jorge as my friends call me.) [/COLOR]
http://www.youtube.com/embed/guJdy5z7uek
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
I suppose you had to be there? Maybe? Probibly not though. You guys are just too cool for little ole' me, what can I say.