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Donald Trump is an idiot.
2011-04-30, 11:16 PM #1
Gets called as such by the President and some guy from SNL.:XD:
2011-05-01, 12:33 AM #2
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2011-05-01, 2:58 AM #3
You leave Donald ALONE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE HAS BEEN THROUGH!
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2011-05-01, 8:26 AM #4
I would like to add that for a British person "Ivana Trump" is a hilarious name.
nope.
2011-05-01, 12:42 PM #5
He doesn't look very happy about all this.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-05-01, 2:40 PM #6
honestly the entire thing from the president was pretty hilarious... the guy from SNL... not so much.
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2011-05-01, 2:42 PM #7
Yeah that was pretty damned funny. I'm amazed that he used Hulk Hogan's intro song and such for his opening.
>>untie shoes
2011-05-01, 3:09 PM #8
Obviously he can't be too much of an idiot, or else he wouldn't be rolling in it...
2011-05-01, 3:13 PM #9
Originally posted by Al Ciao:
Obviously he can't be too much of an idiot, or else he wouldn't be rolling in it...


You'd be surprised.
Warhead[97]
2011-05-01, 3:26 PM #10
I also like the burn against Palin.
2011-05-01, 3:53 PM #11
Originally posted by Al Ciao:
Obviously he can't be too much of an idiot, or else he wouldn't be rolling in it...
1.) There is no statistically significant correlation between socioeconomic status and intelligence.

2.) Donald Trump's empire is built on his inheritance. There are reasonable arguments that his personal financial status has actually declined since receiving this inheritance.

3.) Donald Trump notoriously over-reports his own financial holdings to the media, typically coming up with ad-hoc estimates that have unrealistic padding for personal brand value (variously numbering in the billions.) Credible estimates range from $250 million to $3 billion. It is difficult to make an accurate assessment because almost all of Trump's capital is tied up in unsuccessful real estate projects. It is possible that even Trump does not understand how much he is worth.

4.) Donald Trump is, essentially, a scam artist. Trump is solvent because he doesn't bear any of the risks for his failures: he aggressively markets himself and his ideas to banks, which front most of the money. Donald Trump pays himself out of those loans. When the project inevitably falls apart or goes bankrupt, the banks are stuck with worthless property and Trump leaves with an exit bonus (or annual administrative and branding fees.) It is not immediately clear if this is a deliberate strategy, or if Trump simply does not have the money to fund his failures on his own.
2011-05-01, 6:12 PM #12
Yea. One of his only fairly successful ventures was his first, which he did back in college. And it was only somewhat successful.
2011-05-01, 7:40 PM #13
His most successful venture is by far the fruit of his loins. Bang up job Mr. Trump.
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2011-05-01, 8:11 PM #14
Obviously his 'scam the banks into paying me' venture is his most successful venture, and it's been wildly lucrative.

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