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Portal Outrage!11!!!
2011-05-18, 10:44 AM #1
Includes a sort of spoiler if you haven't played yet. BUT IM NOT SURE IF YOUD WANT TO PLAY AFTER HOW OUTRAGEOUS THIS IS.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2011-05-18, 10:51 AM #2
Quote:
she's Chinese, she obviously doesn't look like us....
lol

[quote=retardo dad]She's sticking to her guns that she didn't hear it and to me that means she's not ready to talk about it and I'm not going to force her.[/quote]


[quote=retardo dad]She's just such an awesome child.[/quote]

Good luck to that girl for having such an anal dude as father figure.
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2011-05-18, 10:54 AM #3
F**k this guy. That is all.
666, The Number of the Beast.
664, The Bloke Next Door.
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2011-05-18, 11:27 AM #4
Portal 2 is such a sweet game.
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2011-05-18, 11:30 AM #5
Sounds like GLaDOS is right.
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2011-05-18, 12:33 PM #6
I <3 news and media, what great entertainment.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-05-18, 12:41 PM #7
Originally posted by Alan:
Sounds like GLaDOS is right.


[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/41063/Etc/gladosright.png]

I may or may not have made this image just for this post.
2011-05-18, 12:57 PM #8
Nothing really "ourtraged" me until 2:35.

They contact Sony, who make the PS3, one of MANY platforms the game is distributed on, and Sony says to contact Valve, who made the game. Seems fair enough, but then the pompous anchor ***** who obviously knows nothing about how video games are distributed gets all snooty saying "they're passing the buck onto somebody else..."

Goddamn media snobs.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2011-05-18, 1:01 PM #9
Fatty, fatty no parents.
2011-05-18, 1:05 PM #10
Isn't that the line that Wheatley says later on, trying to copy GLaDOS? The one that GLaDOS subsequently responds with "What's wrong with being adopted?"


Fake Edit: Indeed it is! Video proof of how stupid this is:

Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SUWirDGJZc
2011-05-18, 1:13 PM #11
I'm Irish, I find that potato offensive.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2011-05-18, 2:17 PM #12
What
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-05-18, 4:45 PM #13
Glados constantly ridicules the player for being human, thus we should all go to a news station and complain.
"I'm afraid of OC'ing my video card. You never know when Ogre Calling can go terribly wrong."
2011-05-18, 7:27 PM #14
Hah. 'Hey, lets just call the publishers, of course, they made the game.'
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2011-05-18, 8:15 PM #15
I was 9 when soldier of fortune came out, my dad told me not to play this shooter because it was too graphic, yeah..that lasted about a day

its just a game, she will be made fun, deal with it.
2011-05-19, 8:20 AM #16
i love how the news anchors just about wet themselves trying to outdo each other in their hand-wringing condemnation. its things like this that make me absolutely despise political correctness.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-05-19, 8:49 AM #17
Originally posted by mb:
I'm Irish, I find that potato offensive.


Im from Idaho, I find that potato delicious
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-05-20, 11:50 PM #18
Tis a fine line between political correctness and political absurdity, that man **** on it.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2011-05-21, 5:01 AM #19
Someone post that quote about the inability to insult a mature man.

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