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Saturday!
2011-05-19, 5:34 AM #1
Apparently Jesus is coming Saturday..

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF or lawls?


Source: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=may+21+doomsday





Inspired by wookies zombie thread.
2011-05-19, 5:40 AM #2
I know at least one person that thinks that the world "might" end in 2012. Of course this person also stock-piled for Y2K.
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2011-05-19, 5:50 AM #3
Ohh.. can't wait.
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2011-05-19, 6:17 AM #4
I hope all those morons will finally stop bringing this up the day after tomorrow...

...but I know they won't. It will have to have been a miscalculation, or a mistranslation.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2011-05-19, 6:18 AM #5
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2011-05-19, 6:31 AM #6
^^ I love you
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2011-05-19, 6:56 AM #7
I keep seeing this dumb crap in NYC. Even in advertisements.

Look, no one filed the appropriate paperwork for a planned apocalypse. Jesus ain't coming if he doesn't submit for the right permits AND the authorization for a mass migration of souls out of the city.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2011-05-19, 7:00 AM #8
I keep forgetting you're around here :ninja:

They've had ads on the subway for a while now and saw some people on Lexington passing out flyers. I had someone approach me on 5th avenue to "save me from destruction." I told them that I'm pretty sure I'd be fine and that I had to catch a train. (Plus I've seen Raiders, just shut your eyes and don't be a nazi!)
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2011-05-19, 7:04 AM #9
How did this guy read the bible and get a date for when Jesus will return, when in the bible it says no one knows when jesus will return, only God. I mean this guy already said the world was going to end once in 1994.. Someone should just put a bullet in his head on saturday, then the world can end for him.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-05-19, 7:05 AM #10
LOL at retards who believe this ****
2011-05-19, 7:36 AM #11
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPhVhQZUCpM&feature=related
666, The Number of the Beast.
664, The Bloke Next Door.
Matt Bonner, The Lebron Killer
2011-05-19, 7:39 AM #12
Originally posted by Fett 316:
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPhVhQZUCpM&feature=related


lol


So, uh anyone interested in a UT instagib DM marathon till then?
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2011-05-19, 8:06 AM #13
my favorite thing involving the rapture was a book that came out in 88' : '88 REASONS Why The Rapture Will be in 1988'
which was followed the next year by '89 Reasons Why the Rapture Will be in 1989'
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-05-19, 8:25 AM #14
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
my favorite thing involving the rapture was a book that came out in 88' : '88 REASONS Why The Rapture Will be in 1988'
which was followed the next year by '89 Reasons Why the Rapture Will be in 1989'


I wonder if they made enough of them to get to "00 Reasons Why the Rapture Will be in 2000"...
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2011-05-19, 8:28 AM #15
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
my favorite thing involving the rapture was a book that came out in 88' : '88 REASONS Why The Rapture Will be in 1988' which was followed the next year by '89 Reasons Why the Rapture Will be in 1989'

Was reason #89 "because it didn't happen in 88"?
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2011-05-19, 9:08 AM #16
There are some folks capitalizing on the rapture:
Quote:
— There's Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA, a business run by atheists which for $135 will take care of your dog or cat if you're among those believers who are whisked away on Saturday.

— And there's You've Been Left Behind, which for $14.95 will send e-mails or digitized documents you want delivered to friends or relatives in the event that you're not here after the Rapture.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2011-05-19, 9:17 AM #17
Heheh. XD

Wouldn't want to be them May 22nd, though. What a headache dealing with all the people who want their money back.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2011-05-19, 9:31 AM #18
Originally posted by mb:
I keep forgetting you're around here :ninja:

They've had ads on the subway for a while now and saw some people on Lexington passing out flyers. I had someone approach me on 5th avenue to "save me from destruction." I told them that I'm pretty sure I'd be fine and that I had to catch a train. (Plus I've seen Raiders, just shut your eyes and don't be a nazi!)


These folks had a small march in the city proclaiming the Rapture.

If the Rapture is coming, why won't these believers get rid of all their material wealth? I'm open for accepting money, Jesus wouldn't need money, right? I'm guessing none of these people have jobs otherwise they wouldn't be wasting time doing stupid nonsense like this.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2011-05-19, 9:49 AM #19
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Heheh. XD

Wouldn't want to be them May 22nd, though. What a headache dealing with all the people who want their money back.


Nah, just say "But the rapture did happen. What? Why are you still here...?"
2011-05-19, 10:00 AM #20
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
If the Rapture is coming, why won't these believers get rid of all their material wealth? I'm open for accepting money, Jesus wouldn't need money, right? I'm guessing none of these people have jobs otherwise they wouldn't be wasting time doing stupid nonsense like this.

Just loot their houses after they're gone
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2011-05-19, 11:02 AM #21
I better have a seat. I already purchased my indulgence.
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2011-05-19, 12:35 PM #22
Quote:
So, uh anyone interested in a UT instagib DM marathon till then?


Abso-friggan-lutely!
2011-05-19, 1:07 PM #23
Rapture prank: On Saturday, take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-05-19, 4:40 PM #24
Originally posted by Tenshu2.0:
lol


So, uh anyone interested in a UT instagib DM marathon till then?


Which UT? lets play unreal 1 coop singleplayer plus the NaPali
2011-05-19, 5:33 PM #25
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
These folks had a small march in the city proclaiming the Rapture.

If the Rapture is coming, why won't these believers get rid of all their material wealth? I'm open for accepting money, Jesus wouldn't need money, right? I'm guessing none of these people have jobs otherwise they wouldn't be wasting time doing stupid nonsense like this.


A lot of them are getting rid of their life savings... by spending it all on billboards to warn everyone else about the impending doom.
2011-05-19, 5:48 PM #26
Originally posted by Alan:
Just loot their houses after they're gone


Do they store their money in clay pots that can be smashed?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2011-05-19, 6:13 PM #27
Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:

Man I haven't heard Failure in a long time. What a great underrated band. Fitting song hehe.

My paranoid mind hates this ****. Anyone remember Yisrayl Hawkins, The House of Yahew and his doomsday nuclear war prediction in 06, maybe 07? Man I got all worked up over that **** too.

This crap drives me nuts and reminds me why I stopped smoking marijuana.
2011-05-19, 6:34 PM #28
Oh. Are you the type that gets more anxious on weed?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2011-05-19, 6:51 PM #29
This sort of thing only really leads to disappointment.

And to be honest with you, the Rapture is kind of boring bull****. I'd much rather have Ragnarok.
>>untie shoes
2011-05-19, 7:01 PM #30
its what happens after the rapture that is a little more interesting... with abaddon or apolyon and the hordes of locust!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-05-19, 7:17 PM #31
My vision of the Apocalypse would have some huge guy suddenly appearing in the sky, like a student overlooking his school science diorama, who says

"You guys had a good run. Could do with less war and processed foods. I give it. ...eh... 6 out of 10."

Then the world just ends.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2011-05-19, 7:51 PM #32
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Oh. Are you the type that gets more anxious on weed?


Anxious and paranoid.
2011-05-19, 8:45 PM #33
Video of what the day before this saturday (the rapture) will be like.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-05-19, 11:02 PM #34
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF7s1esAptg
666, The Number of the Beast.
664, The Bloke Next Door.
Matt Bonner, The Lebron Killer
2011-05-19, 11:43 PM #35
Originally posted by Spook:
Video of what the day before this saturday (the rapture) will be like.[/URL]

You spelled http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c wrong.
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2011-05-20, 4:09 AM #36
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2011-05-20, 5:31 AM #37
That failure song was pretty good, never heard the band but I like. (Totally has a nirvana thing going on)
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-05-20, 5:52 AM #38
I would never have heard anything about this if I hadn't gone on Reddit earlier today.

Also I can't ever remember hearing about "the rapture" before in my life.
nope.
2011-05-20, 7:44 AM #39
Originally posted by Antony:
I'd much rather have Ragna


:omg:

Originally posted by zanardi:
That failure song was pretty good, never heard the band but I like. (Totally has a nirvana thing going on)


Yeah, it's a 90's band. So it's got that sound.

Failure is great. That isn't even their best song.

Check out the 'Comfort' album. But 'Magnified' and 'Fantastic Planet' are great too.



I hear the rapture's comin'
they say He'll be here soon
Right now there's demons crawling all around my room
they say He lives within us
they say for me He died
and now I hear His footsteps
almost every night
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2011-05-20, 10:26 PM #40
Gamma Ray - Armageddon anyone?

Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn1tnHB2VSM
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