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So I spent this afternoon cobbling clown shoes
2011-05-22, 5:53 PM #1
And let me tell you, it was no small feat.




POST AWFUL PUNS! :awesome:
nope.
2011-05-22, 6:02 PM #2
Trying to win "Punniest of Show"? I think a good pun is it's own reword.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2011-05-22, 6:23 PM #3
did you make a guitar yet
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2011-05-22, 7:48 PM #4
Originally posted by Baconfish:
And let me tell you, it was no small feat.




POST AWFUL PUNS! :awesome:

I should ban you for that one.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2011-05-22, 8:30 PM #5
You're right... he should be punished for it. ;)
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2011-05-23, 1:51 AM #6
Or maybe JG should take him into custardy.

Either way Zarn, I'll always be your biggest flan.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2011-05-23, 5:45 AM #7
YES!

I just never took photos this time.
nope.
2011-05-23, 6:00 AM #8
one of my favorite puns of all time -
"You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you,"

-Ebeneezer Scrooge ti Jacob Marley.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-05-23, 12:59 PM #9
Im better at making up puns when the thread doesnt specifically call for it...
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2011-05-23, 2:01 PM #10
This conversation was a complete coincidence actually. (It also is not unusual.)

Quote:
<Flirbnic> What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?
<Flirbnic> Nothing! You can't cross a scaler with a vector!
<Dor> You can actually cross a scalar with a vector, but it always results in the death of the scalar :P
<Flirbnic> See, the mosquito has malaria
<Dor> Most likely
<Flirbnic> Which is why it's funny.
<Dor> Yes
<Dor> Since as they say, laughter is the best TONIC
<Dor> See it's funny since tonic water was used to treat malaria
<Dor> You might even call it an inGINeous cure
<Flirbnic> Which is funny because tonic water is often mixed with gin!
<Dor> Yes! Which was drank to cure malaria!
<Dor> Which is funny since the mosquito had amlaria, leading the mountain climber to hallucinate as he climbed, and then fell off and died!
<Flirbnic> Were the hallucinations a glowing experience?
<Flirbnic> Which is funny because the quinine in tonic water glows under a black light
<Dor> Which might lead this whole punchline to be called into question as BLACK HUMOR
<Dor> I reallly wnt to say he was climbing at night, and the mosquito was sinister, so I could make a cross-multiplication pun by saying something about the Left Hand Rule of Darkness
<Flirbnic> And also which is funny because black bile, one of the four humours, was said to originate in the spleen, and the spleen often becomes enlarged in sufferers of malaria
<Flirbnic> And also which is funny because the theory of humours is outdated medicine, much like the use of quinine to treat malaria, but to a greater degree.
<Dor> But also the word "spleen" can refer to eccentric humor!
<Flirbnic> I am glad we have clarified this
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2011-05-24, 1:54 AM #11
My friend had a job working in the elevator industry. When I asked him how he liked the job he responded "eh... it has its ups and downs."
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2011-05-24, 4:25 AM #12
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
My friend had a job working in the elevator industry. When I asked him how he liked the job he responded "eh... it has its ups and downs."

I had sex with a fat chick in an elevator once. It was wrong on so many levels.
nope.

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