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He is Risen
2011-06-02, 4:23 PM #1

Hail to the king baby!
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11 Days
2011-06-02, 4:40 PM #2
I remember when certain news organizations made a big fuss out of Bulletstorm. I can't wait for the DNF fallout.

THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU PEE ON THINGS AND SHOVE POOP DOWN A PIG'S THROAT!

EDIT: Also, the ESRB warning alone makes me want this. I don't think I've ever seen so many things stacked into one of those boxes.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-02, 5:05 PM #3
Yeah think I'll have to buy this, it already looks more interesting that 99% of FPS games.
nope.
2011-06-02, 5:07 PM #4
Yeah it looks pretty amazing. I can imagine that it'll probably end up getting pulled from store shelves after a bunch of dip****s get all pissed off about it, so we probably should buy it as quickly as possible.
>>untie shoes
2011-06-02, 5:40 PM #5
You mean you should. I can't remember the last time people got annoyed over a game here.

Might have been the church of england being annoyed by the cathedral in resistance.
nope.
2011-06-02, 6:00 PM #6
stealing the source code as we speak, have fun in a year boys
2011-06-02, 6:12 PM #7
This is one of the few games I pre-ordered.
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2011-06-02, 7:47 PM #8
Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
This is one of the few games I pre-ordered.


10+ years ago?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-06-02, 9:36 PM #9
I wish.
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2011-06-02, 10:03 PM #10
You shouldn't. Your money would have been more valuable back then. Certainly as far as a new release video game goes.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2011-06-02, 10:15 PM #11
The demo is out for first access members.
If you own Borderlands on steam that makes you a first access member. Right Click it, "View CD Key" and shove it into the first access site.
2011-06-02, 10:28 PM #12
The pres looks a lot like Reagan.

Oh wow, that looks ****ing brutal.
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2011-06-03, 6:42 AM #13
man just watched trailer again, this game is going to be a such a ****ing hit, even if it blows itll sell so good. Gold mine right here.

I have a feeling that this game will sort of mock its predecessors big time and be corny and rediculous on purpose
2011-06-03, 8:26 AM #14
It's definitely gonna make a boatload of money- 3D Realms/Epic/Whoever the original creators and publishers must really be kicking themselves. I finished the Demo this morning, I don't think its going to be amazing but I do think I'll enjoy it (atleast the SinglePlayer). There is this one part in the Demo where Duke Nukem pays Homage to Valve/HL2/Gordon Freeman and I thought that was pretty classy.
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
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EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2011-06-03, 12:28 PM #15
It won't be groundbreaking, but it will be fun as hell.
That's all I want.
2011-06-03, 1:19 PM #16
I'm annoyed, I want the demo, however, all i have is the Platinum edition of Borderlands.

****.
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
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Free Jin!
2011-06-03, 2:37 PM #17
I *heard* the demo has now been hacked. Search at your own risk.
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EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2011-06-03, 5:04 PM #18
"meh"

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