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The most British man in history is 90 today
2011-06-10, 7:06 AM #1
It's Prince Philip's birthday so I thought it'd be a good excuse to share some of the awesome **** he's said over the years.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2001251/As-Prince-Philip-turns-90-relive-hilarious-gaffes.html

Pity list doesn't have my favourite one where he told a 13 year old kid he was too fat to be an astronaut. :P
nope.
2011-06-10, 7:13 AM #2
That guy is awesome.
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2011-06-10, 7:16 AM #3
For his birthday the queen gave him THE ****ING NAVY.
nope.
2011-06-10, 8:12 AM #4
There they go again giving away things that you can't really give away.
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2011-06-10, 8:18 AM #5
lol, those are some of the best "gaffes" i have seen!
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2011-06-10, 9:51 AM #6
my dad's met him a few times (the Duke is "Master" of the lighthouse service in the UK) and everytime the Duke has played some sort of joke/trick during the ceremonial events.

along with my dad I think he's great :D
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Rbots
2011-06-11, 1:31 AM #7
Sounds like a cheerful chap.

Oddly enough I didn't even know Elizabeth II had a husband before ... now. Or maybe I did but I never thought he'd actually be a person.

Whatever!
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2011-06-11, 2:37 AM #8
‘If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.’

holy ****
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2011-06-11, 4:55 AM #9
Sometimes racism is accurate.
2011-06-11, 10:11 AM #10
Femail???

*vomit*
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

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2011-06-11, 11:11 AM #11
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ninety-gaffes-in-ninety-years-2290148.html
heres another set, 90 for 90
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2011-06-11, 11:50 AM #12
That man loves the term "ghastly" doesn't he?
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2011-06-12, 4:55 AM #13
Originally posted by maevie:
Femail???

*vomit*

Yeah I feel awful for linking to the mail but it was the best story I saw. :P
nope.

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