Jarl
Clean-Shaven and Baby-Smooth
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I don't hate U Mad, but I have no great love for it. It's a meme almost exclusively used for trolling, and I prefer memes that are enjoyable on their own.
Chuck Norris I liked better when it was about Bill Brasky, and I'm not joking about that.
I guess, now that I'm thinking about it, I always disliked "I liked it better when it was X", specifically when the person in question did not like it better then.
Along those same lines, "I like how X" where X is something you don't like. Sarcasm's great, but come on, put some effort into it.
The Cake is a Lie. Even when the joke was new, I thought it was weak, so many better quotes from that game. The "Where did your life go so wrong?" speech I always found beautiful.
And "Fffffffffff", but only because it totally hijacked "Pffffffffff", and people assume you're incorrectly performing the former when you're really using the latter.
-I also hate it when people add little bits at the end of their posts, like they're so clever and witty the regular post couldn't handle the full force of everything they had to say. Such tossers.