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Happy 4th!
2011-07-04, 3:16 PM #1
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2011-07-04, 3:37 PM #2
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2011-07-04, 3:39 PM #3
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT PULLMAN.
nope.
2011-07-04, 4:51 PM #4
im dropping tea into water as we speak
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2011-07-04, 4:55 PM #5
i'm opening fire on british troops as we speak
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-07-04, 5:20 PM #6
Originally posted by Ruthven:
im dropping tea into water as we speak


Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
i'm opening fire on british troops as we speak

But but both of those happened well before July 4th 1776 :/

The Declaration wasn't even signed until a month later actually. It was only adopted on this date. Wee, American history.
2011-07-04, 5:40 PM #7
Opening fire on british troops has long been an American tradition.
nope.
2011-07-04, 7:43 PM #8
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Opening fire has long been an American tradition.


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2011-07-04, 9:59 PM #9
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2011-07-04, 10:03 PM #10
Thanks for the non-sequitur.

I sat at home and played TF2 all day.
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2011-07-05, 5:50 AM #11
Originally posted by Baconfish:
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT PULLMAN.


Someone watches a few too many movies. Else you'd know the President is Morgan Freeman.
2011-07-05, 7:10 AM #12
Yesterday was a good day of getting drunk, shooting fireworks, eating a bunch of meat, and playing croquet. The american way. (At least the Northeastern WASPy American Way)
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2011-07-05, 8:04 AM #13
Originally posted by Al Ciao:
Someone watches a few too many movies. Else you'd know the President is Morgan Freeman.

Excuse me I think you'll find yesterday was an alien invasion, not a giant meteor impact.

Originally posted by fishstickz:
playing croquet. The american way.

With guns?
nope.
2011-07-05, 8:07 AM #14
sounds like i had pretty much the same day as fishstickz minus the croquet...
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2011-07-05, 8:16 AM #15
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2011-07-05, 9:50 AM #16
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Excuse me I think you'll find yesterday was an alien invasion, not a giant meteor impact.


Liar.

(If you're really an Independence Day fan, you'll get this. I CHALLENGE YOU, MASSASSI!)
2011-07-05, 5:11 PM #17
Aliens invaded on the 2nd-3rd. The 4th was WHEN WE FOUGHT BACK AND ****ED THEM UP
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-07-06, 5:44 AM #18
Originally posted by Spook:
Aliens invaded on the 2nd-3rd. The 4th was WHEN WE FOUGHT BACK AND ****ED THEM UP


And the 5th was the day we realized our civilization was in ruins, once we recovered from the hangover.
2011-07-08, 1:47 AM #19
I took the shot out of a bunch of shotgun shells and discharged it into the air, punctuated with cries of america and,**** yeah.Eventually someone called the cops and when I showed them what I was doing they didnt really seem to see a problem with it. The condition being that I keep the unmodified shells inside. I love kentucky. Then I went to work and got paid tripple time.My buddy celebrated by having a cookout which he started by lighting the grill with his muzzle loader.

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