Yes, you may have already saw this in the post your voice thread, but this is a new thread exhibiting new ideas. Anyone and everyone that can and will, its time to make a compilation album consisting songs from everyone pertaining to massassi!!!


I came late, but the second I saw this thread I was hit with a sudden epiphany, "Massassi Song".
Admittedly, after awhile of pondering this idea, it became stale, and i felt unsure if i should do it. By then i already wrote the lyrics, so i said **** it. I hope everyone likes it.
PS- Harsh language and me being a dick, but no one please take this personally, it was all done in the name of fun. Enjoy.

Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
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rape wtf?

idk? You seem like a kooky guy? I thought if anyone will appreciate this joke, that guy (you) will. Though ive never know you on a personal level or otherwise.

But yeah I hope no one takes this too seriously.

Hey *******, I would've seen the clit but I couldn't find it because of all the rest of the bull**** that goes on down there

get your facts straight

this mainly begs the question of how we all pronounce massassi

**** you for not mentioning my massive collection of movies :p

why are you still here

You look like Hurley from Lost, which is awesome.

Also, I think you should write a musical based on Road House instead.

You know what, **** it.

YOU're ugly as ****. Seriously. I don't care about trying to be civil with you anymore, so I can say I seriously, honestly think you're far uglier as **** than I am. Thank you, and **** you.

Also, it sounds like you can sing and I guess play guitar too, I don't know that much about that sort of thing but yeah.

ha, it's actually perfect

HA HA! Icing on the cake to me. I thought it was a pretty fun & original idea.

And if you don't like it, write your own song and post it. My hat's off to you, Xasthur...

terrible mb is fat joke.

You should write the lyrics here, because I couldn't understand some parts of it.

Originally posted by happydud:

You look like Hurley from Lost, which is awesome.

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Originally posted by mb:

terrible mb is fat joke.

Or was it a great mb is too skinny joke?!?!?!

[/SIZE] The reason for me not posting the lyrics was the simple fact that it seemed so mean in black and white. But since you asked...
First off My Gratitude to Cool Matty
I’ve nothing but admiration for this site
Second **** Ni, you look 14 and like someone I’d like to fight
Spook your name implies some hardcore raciest ****
mFalse how did you get so incredibly fit.
And jedikirby doesn’t come on nearly enough anymore
Al ciao your nothing more than an attention seeking whore

Michel MacFarlane you seem so arrogant and rude
And Baconfish just some ****ing Scottish dude
Hay squirrel king, your irrelevant on lude
Hay mb why don’t you eat some food

Hay Krok and Alan you guys are ugly as ****
And I don’t think Deadman or Couchman has ever seen a clit
Hay Greenboy & Ranga I’d like to see what it is you proclaim to do
Hay there mentat, I don’t know what to say about you

Roger Spruce im pretty sure has committed rape
I think he raped Tibby & Cloud and made them wear a batman cowl cape
We associate Koobie with a neckerchief like Fred
And Genk just seems to never ever leave his bed
Where is Wookie somebody check if he’s dead
Is been awhile since he made me smile with an offensive thread

Oh yeah and **** you Emon you look like you have downs
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Uh because it is mean. Most of the 'lyrics' resort to cheap jabs.

Would you be satisfied if I wrote a song taking shots at myself? If it will please massassi, I will be the hand of their revenge.

I dont know anyone particularly that well, so I just talked about what i know. Most of the insults are unfounded anyways. I just took things that would be insauls to anyone and put massassi names by it. the only person I felt kinda bad for was Krok and Alan. It was unnecessary, yet, i thought to myself, im posting a vid of me. They will have enough material now to make fun of me forever, so i hope in the end it balances out.

I do realize that it can be taken seriously. To everyone ive taken stabs at, I hope you can all find it in your heart to forgive me. Or write your own song telling the world about my erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, and my jungle-like amount of rain-forest pubic hair.

I should address this to anyoone who felt this was uncalled for and thus became deeply offended ---------- Sorry bro. My bad.

I think it was clear it was all in good fun. I AM NOT OFFENDED!

Im not insulted, I'm just saying they're cheap jokes.

Truth. There really was nothing specifically original or creative here. Just me bein a douche...

I'm not interested in insulting you back. It gives me no gratification to post about whatever flaws you may have (and I already tried it), or try to argue about how I disagree with your opinion that I look like ****.

No, what I really want is for you to stop posting. I don't say this as if I get to decide who can post and who cannot - I just wish you didn't, because regarding my experience using this forum, you're being nothing but detrimental so far. It's not just about your continued bashing of my looks - which, unlike the people above, I am in this case offended by - but also that I find you generally obnoxious, which I did before you even started about my appearance. If the ignore function somehow modified all posts in any thread you post in to follow an alternate posting history where everyone completely ignored you, I would just use that and be done with it.

Okay. Here's my contribution. Has nothing to do with Massassi but I can't be arsed to necromouse the PYV thread.

http://kiwi6.com/file/h861t92675

The song was cool btw. Cheers.

EDIT: damn, that thread was only on second page. ooh, the intrawubz.

"a revolver with 5 rounds"
Nice! Enjoyed the poem!

Where are you from by the way? The accent threw me off at first.

I was born in a country a bit above Finland on the map. Live in Hungary.

pronouncing massassi wrong

I just looked... the only country above Finland is Norway... but that's a weird way to describe it.

I say Mah-Sah-See

Depending on my mood I pronounce it "Ma-sass-ee" or if I'm feeling really goofy "Mass-Ass-Ee"

Damn. Then try a bit to the right.

Haha awesome, Xashtur. How did you know I'm an attention whore? :O

And I personally say Muh-SAHSS-ee.

Thanks to everyone who appreciated the tunes!

Back to real biz though.... so what did we decide was the correct pronunciation?

Mass-ass-e?

I enjoyed the song. I chuckled aloud on the rape part & the call to check on Wookie.

My wife thinks it's ridiculous when I come to this site (women, rite?) & I don't think I've ever actually said it outloud but if I were going to it would probably be MUH-SAUCI. However, I must admit that I'm ignorant about a lot of things & will typically look them up before making a fool out of myself (assuming there's a reference on pronunciation somewhere).

I think folks need to lighten up a bit, I would hope all the jokes are in jest and I like to think that if we all ever did actually meet we'd have a laugh.

Nice video