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2011-07-26, 12:46 AM #1
i just took part in my first threesome. DO I CALL BACK.
how does this work. CONFUSED.

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2011-07-26, 12:46 AM #2
&drunk

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2011-07-26, 12:55 AM #3
it was my crewmate and his girlfriend who also works at this company

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2011-07-26, 1:16 AM #4
I think the protocol is that you mark it as a night to be remembered but leave it at that.
They're a couple, they wanted something fun not a three-way relationship (I assume).
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2011-07-26, 3:13 AM #5
2 guys and 1 girl? Er.

Call ragna.
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2011-07-26, 4:52 AM #6
step 2 is "continue being a bawss"
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-07-26, 4:53 AM #7
NOT THE DEVIL'S THREE-WAY.
nope.
2011-07-26, 5:15 AM #8
A three-way with another dude is nothing to be proud of, unless you're gay, then I guess you'd be proud of it.
2011-07-26, 6:11 AM #9
Yeah, I'm going to have deduct a point unless you're bi-sexual (in which case it would then be considered a success). You definitely score a point for banging another guy's girlfriend though. If you're straight I give it a 2/3. If you're bi-sexual I give it a 3/3. However, I can't speak from experience, I must admit. I can only speak about how much more exciting it is watching a porno with 2 chicks & 1 guy than it is to watch one with 2 guys & 1 chick.

A mutual friend of my wife & I expressed interest in a threesome before we moved out of the country but my wife wasn't down with it & actually got a bit pissed at her friend over the whole ordeal. I suppose that it's probably for the best in my case though because my wife can get a bit jealous & I would like to keep this good thing going.
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2011-07-26, 6:25 AM #10
Originally posted by Mentat:
I can only speak about how much more exciting it is watching a porno with 2 chicks & 1 guy than it is to watch one with 2 guys & 1 chick.


I have to disagree here. I love it when she gets it from 2 or 3 guys. Much better than watching 2 chicks on 1 guy. Unless you're not watching, and you're that dude. I must say that I 'd love to do 1 chick together with another guy. I wouldn't touch him, but him being there wouldn't bother me either. And I'm as straight as they come.
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2011-07-26, 8:07 AM #11
Good on Ya Greenboy! but, yeah... i would let them be the ones to contact you, IF they decide to.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-07-26, 2:54 PM #12
your crewmate is messed. i would never ever allow a MMF threesome if i were the one with the girlfriend. also, MMF's are not my thing, but congrats on giving that girl probably the insanely pleasurable experience of being sexually satisfied everywhere by two guys and fulfilling her semi-gangbang fantasy. and as long as you're secure about your sexuality, ORJ_Jos is right, MMF's are not "gay" at all as long as there's no awkward dick-touching (like one in the ass, one in the pussy). i have a question though: where did you "finish"? did you use a condom?

my girlfriend expressed interest in doing an MFF later down the road... my second threesome is about to come true~ ^^

Edit: oh, and don't call them lol. you'd just look like a desperate horn-toad and might just annoy your crewmate a little bit. if you showed her a good time, she'll be trusting you, and when she'll want to do it again, you'd probably be the first to be contacted (unless she actually gets more turned on by random strangers). i foresee more threesomes in your future.
2011-07-26, 5:15 PM #13
Hey guys, let's keep the LOL PENIS jokes out of here, eh? He asked a specific question, so try answering that, not discussing the level of "gayness" or giving your play-by-play of the supposed action.

If your post is deleted, take that as a sign that you did something wrong.
2011-07-26, 5:17 PM #14
HI WOOKIE!
nope.
2011-07-26, 5:21 PM #15
I like how my drunken thread about gettin' some is being moderated.

/mother of all hangovers

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2011-07-26, 5:31 PM #16
Hey man, if it made you happy, then I say congrats. High five, dude.
>>untie shoes
2011-07-26, 5:44 PM #17
Not my thing, but congrats too ya, Greenie. Although the hangover as a reward makes me wonder if she woke up today thinking "OMFG I WAS TAG-TEAMED!!"
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2011-07-26, 5:46 PM #18
She was the most sober one by far. If anything I was the raped one. >_>

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