"Open the pod door please hal." -- "My mind is going, i can feel it."
"A lady who sets her heart upon a lad in uniform must prepare to change lovers pretty quickly, or her life will be but a sad one. This heart of Lischen's was like many a neighboring town and had been stormed and occupied several times before Barry came to invest it"
"
Look, I hate to be the kinda *****, does a ***** a favor - then
BAM - hits a ***** up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gotta be
that kinda *****." -- "Well, my ass has got a problem spending ten thousand dollars of my own goddam money to get ungrateful, peanut-head *****s outta jail,but I do it"
"I bet your a big lee marvin fan? Me too."
"37! My girlfiend sucked 37 dicks!" "In a row?"
"My cousin walter got a cat stuck up his ass once..."
"The dude abides" "I need my ****ing Johnson!" "Your outta your element donnie!" "Shut the **** up donnie"
"COme get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles"
"We were goodfellas"
"is that a little girl? Ya hear that little girl crying ace, where is the tough guy that told my friend to **** himself?"
"Sometimes nothing is a pretty cool hand"
"**** jeff goldbloom man"
"but ive been at sea a long time"~~"sic transit Gloria, Gloria fades"
"what would be the scientific purpose of killing it?" "Revenge."
"I am fast food"
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "