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What are you trying to tell me, that I can dodge bullets?
2011-08-05, 9:52 PM #1
No, Neo, I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.




Post your favorite badass moments from cinema.
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2011-08-05, 11:08 PM #2

I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHER****ER
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2011-08-05, 11:22 PM #3
Come with me if you want to live
2011-08-06, 12:06 AM #4
Its too much to post, but the whole end sequence between Deckard and Roy in Blade Runner.

Also cheech and chong, nice dreams, where they wake up in the insane asylum. Absolutely hilarious every time I watch it.
2011-08-06, 12:47 AM #5
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2011-08-06, 5:04 AM #6
[http://i56.tinypic.com/n4tpb5.jpg]
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-08-06, 6:44 AM #7
Just about any line Frank Langella as Skeletor. I swear he is the only reason I still watch "Masters of the Universe."
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2011-08-06, 7:04 AM #8
"Ready? OK, when we get outside and we get to the horses, whatever happens, just remember one thing... hey, wait a minute."
"What?"
"You didn't see Lefors out there, did you?"
"Lefors? No."
"Oh, good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble."
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2011-08-06, 10:15 AM #9
When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign that said Dead ****** Storage?

...


...

You all know the rest :awesome:
2011-08-06, 11:15 AM #10
How about a magic trick?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-08-06, 11:19 AM #11
nope.
2011-08-06, 12:24 PM #12
? :)
2011-08-06, 1:14 PM #13
"Open the pod door please hal." -- "My mind is going, i can feel it."

"A lady who sets her heart upon a lad in uniform must prepare to change lovers pretty quickly, or her life will be but a sad one. This heart of Lischen's was like many a neighboring town and had been stormed and occupied several times before Barry came to invest it"

" Look, I hate to be the kinda *****, does a ***** a favor - then BAM - hits a ***** up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gotta be that kinda *****." -- "Well, my ass has got a problem spending ten thousand dollars of my own goddam money to get ungrateful, peanut-head *****s outta jail,but I do it"

"I bet your a big lee marvin fan? Me too."

"37! My girlfiend sucked 37 dicks!" "In a row?"

"My cousin walter got a cat stuck up his ass once..."

"The dude abides" "I need my ****ing Johnson!" "Your outta your element donnie!" "Shut the **** up donnie"

"COme get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles"

"We were goodfellas"

"is that a little girl? Ya hear that little girl crying ace, where is the tough guy that told my friend to **** himself?"

"Sometimes nothing is a pretty cool hand"

"**** jeff goldbloom man"
"but ive been at sea a long time"~~"sic transit Gloria, Gloria fades"

"what would be the scientific purpose of killing it?" "Revenge."

"I am fast food"
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2011-08-06, 1:35 PM #14
One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.
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2011-08-06, 8:57 PM #15
On what grounds? I'm not a drunk, I don't **** other women, I've never hit you, I don't mistreat you... I don't even try to touch you since you've made it so abundantly clear how unnecessary you consider me to be! But I did support you when you got your license, and some people might think that entitles me to half of what's yours. So, turn off the light when you come to bed!
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2011-08-06, 11:57 PM #16
**** you, Jordon2, I've done enough. Time you started pulling your own weight around here.

Edit: Well now the spambot's post has been deleted and I look silly.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-08-07, 4:04 PM #17
"No, Luke... I am your father."

Someone had to say it...
2011-08-07, 6:40 PM #18
I'm not going to kill you, but I don't have to save you.
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2011-08-08, 1:41 AM #19
Gladiator
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

End of 187
"YOU CAN'T KILL ME!"
Cyclops was right
2011-08-15, 9:46 AM #20
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOtVg05JLPc

Best scene ever.
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2011-08-15, 11:44 AM #21
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-08-23, 9:21 AM #22
Zathura - When the boy Walter gets a robot and his little brother Danny asks what it does...

"Anything I want it to. Get me a juice box, BIATCH!"
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2011-08-23, 9:35 AM #23
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8
Well... I thought it was badass.
"I'm afraid of OC'ing my video card. You never know when Ogre Calling can go terribly wrong."
2011-08-23, 9:41 AM #24
Nolan has even said he was influenced heavily by Heat for The Dark Knight, but both are awesome scenes in their own right:
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVYFW5esFbM
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8PxG5zvgOM
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2011-08-23, 10:14 AM #25
Pretty much every batman scene that had Heath Ledger in it.
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2011-08-23, 10:57 AM #26
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoOOpLpcF28
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