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diarrhea cha cha cha!
2011-09-02, 3:46 PM #1
Ok, so for whatever reason, I found myself drinking a bottle of horchata today. I was halfway through when I noticed the expiration date... Aug/19/11
Now the question is will I make it through the day without losing bowel control????
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-09-02, 3:48 PM #2
Only one way to find out.... Wait.
>>untie shoes
2011-09-02, 3:56 PM #3
you gon die
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-09-02, 4:11 PM #4
game over man
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2011-09-02, 4:13 PM #5
Someone might be getting butt hurt.
>>untie shoes
2011-09-02, 4:40 PM #6
Update! Doing alright so far...
Got a little of the bubble guts going on, haha.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-09-02, 5:22 PM #7
Just to make sure I know the sitation, what's horchata?
nope.
2011-09-02, 5:32 PM #8
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horchata
2011-09-02, 5:35 PM #9
eh, I've had milk expired longer than that, you'll live.
My blawgh.
2011-09-03, 10:02 AM #10
If I recall, the expiration date is for stores, telling them when to pull the product from the shelves. I don't believe that's when they "get bad".
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2011-09-03, 10:09 AM #11
The sell-by date, often confused with the expiration date, is the final date in which the stores can sell the product. It's apparently based on the assumption that the buyer will use the product within a "reasonable" amount of time. For instance, milk is good for like 1-2 weeks after said date. I don't know which system they use in other countries.
? :)
2011-09-03, 10:31 AM #12
Originally posted by Mentat:
I don't know which system they use in other countries.


Scratch n sniff?
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2011-09-03, 2:00 PM #13
Theis said "best if used by: aug/19/11"

However, final update!!! It was a little touch and go for a while. Had some gnarly stomach/intestinal crampy gurgling. But no explosive diarrhea. Fewsh!!!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-09-03, 2:01 PM #14
is that what it woulda sounded like

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