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Wipe!
2011-09-06, 12:42 PM #1
So apparently some weirdos stand up to wipe their arse. Which are you? :huh:
nope.
2011-09-06, 12:45 PM #2
Ever since my lactose intolerance diagnosis and a doctor's suggestion I've mostly switched to hand showers (as in, shower heads attached to the sink) and toilet paper.

Which makes discovering toilet paper from my asshair so interesting. "Gee, I wonder how long it's been there!"

Soak on that imagery!

(Oh, and I still sit, though. I will in absolutely no circumstances sit on a public toilet, though)
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2011-09-06, 12:45 PM #3
used to stand though

o.0
2011-09-06, 1:09 PM #4
thats on account of you being a dirty hippy! i keed.
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2011-09-06, 1:14 PM #5
Really, no crouching option..? It's not full stand and not a full sit.
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2011-09-06, 1:47 PM #6
i made this thread awhile back

http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?56619-How-do-you-wipe-your-Fanny-Stand-or-Sit

but im excited to see how the results will change


i just hitch up one leg and wipe the old butthole, standing is gross and would just smush it together
2011-09-06, 2:10 PM #7
I stand because I prefer the reach to ensure cleanliness. Sitting is disgusting, I'm not putting my hand anywhere near that bowl.
2011-09-06, 2:14 PM #8
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Really, no crouching option..? It's not full stand and not a full sit.


This. Also, I have always wiped with my left hand. I suspect that it will aid me to defend myself if I am accosted while ensuring sanitation.
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2011-09-06, 2:54 PM #9
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Really, no crouching option..? It's not full stand and not a full sit.

Somehow I don't think anyone actually fully stands, I imagine that would make it quite difficult to wipe wouldn't it?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2011-09-06, 3:44 PM #10
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
I stand because I prefer the reach to ensure cleanliness. Sitting is disgusting, I'm not putting my hand anywhere near that bowl.

If you're managing to touch the bowl with your hand I have absolutely no idea what you're doing.
nope.
2011-09-06, 3:50 PM #11
Originally posted by Baconfish:
If you're managing to touch the bowl with your hand I have absolutely no idea what you're doing.


I don't see how your hand couldn't come close to the toilet if you're sitting on it.
2011-09-06, 3:53 PM #12
This thread is ****ty.
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2011-09-06, 4:38 PM #13
Wipe?
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2011-09-06, 5:18 PM #14
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
I don't see how your hand couldn't come close to the toilet if you're sitting on it.


I'm sitting on the seat yeah. It's been many a year since I've touched porcelain.
nope.
2011-09-06, 6:42 PM #15
There is a few different ways to wipe sitting. Such as back to front, front to back, and side to back. I used to wipe like a women for a long time until a friend was kind enough to enlighten me on the rear wipe technique. Now thanks to him, I'm a hybrid wiper.
Take that there and put it in here
2011-09-06, 7:47 PM #16
Didn't we already do this exact same poll?

Didn't we already come to the conclusion "don't pee in a tiled shower"?

Do we have to do this again?
2011-09-06, 8:35 PM #17
I do the first wipe sitting to clear out all the messy stuff, then stand up for a more accurate and precise approach.
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2011-09-06, 9:53 PM #18
at home i do the first wipe sitting... then rise up and put one leg on the edge of the tub and squat down for maximum wiping efficiency
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-09-06, 10:22 PM #19
I just stick a plastic tube up my butt when I have to poop. It makes it come out a lot faster and you don't have to wipe at all. It's great.
>>untie shoes
2011-09-07, 7:31 AM #20
All your *******s probably smell like ****. The cleanest way is washlet by far.

2011-09-07, 7:35 AM #21
Or if you're poor, do it the Islamic way.

2011-09-07, 8:09 AM #22
I didn't know people continued to sit on the pot to wipe after ****ting.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-09-07, 9:12 AM #23
I use the three seashells. It is the peak of sophistication.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2011-09-07, 9:21 AM #24
why we gotta have these thread
2011-09-07, 10:26 AM #25
Originally posted by Antony:
I just stick a plastic tube up my butt when I have to poop. It makes it come out a lot faster and you don't have to wipe at all. It's great.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2011-09-07, 11:15 AM #26
i don't wipe so much as pinch together while applying pressure.
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2011-09-07, 12:25 PM #27
Originally posted by saberopus:
why we gotta have these thread


Apparently some weirdos think the way they wipe their asses makes them special.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-09-07, 1:08 PM #28
Originally posted by llibja:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs


So llibja knows where I got the basic idea.
>>untie shoes
2011-09-07, 2:23 PM #29
^^ it just makes sense!
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2011-09-07, 2:25 PM #30
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幻術
2011-09-07, 5:27 PM #31
Originally posted by zanardi:
I didn't know people continued to sit on the pot to wipe after ****ting.

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I didn't know there was anyone that did it any other way until massassi.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2011-09-08, 6:35 AM #32
I have no idea what the bidet or three seashells method is. Do I want to know?
2011-09-08, 8:22 AM #33
one shoots a stream of acid, er.... water at your ass and im guessing from there you still have to "towel off" and the other is just amazing.
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2011-09-08, 8:44 AM #34
Originally posted by Al Ciao:
I have no idea what the bidet or three seashells method is. Do I want to know?


You don't know what a bidet is? :huh:
nope.
2011-09-08, 9:33 AM #35
He doesn't know how the three seashells work.....
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2011-09-08, 10:12 AM #36
Originally posted by Baconfish:
You don't know what a bidet is? :huh:


dude i mean he should but really we don't have them in america
2011-09-08, 11:01 AM #37
Originally posted by Koobie:
NO HOTLINKING

[http://i.imgur.com/mabDr.jpg]
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2011-09-08, 11:56 AM #38
Originally posted by saberopus:
dude i mean he should but really we don't have them in america

we don't have them in britland either
nope.
2011-09-08, 12:12 PM #39
o yeah but on the continent they do so
2011-09-08, 12:44 PM #40
See, this is why I don't google these things. Why google something when you get the answer AND a bunch of mockery here? :D
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