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Best. Headline. EVER!!!
2011-09-16, 9:10 AM #1
Headline says it all!
Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den

Feel free to discuss then post other great headlines you find (must be real stories)
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2011-09-16, 9:45 AM #2
ObamaLamaDingDong

/thread
nope.
2011-09-16, 9:49 AM #3
Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle

From a couple days ago.
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2011-09-16, 12:27 PM #4
Quote:
A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.


i find it hillarious that they felt the need to explain this!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-09-16, 12:46 PM #5
I honestly didn't know.
nope.
2011-09-16, 1:04 PM #6
Here's another awesome one!!
TV Weatherman Brett Cummins Wakes In Hot Tub With Naked Dead Man
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-09-16, 2:04 PM #7
I've got to admit, the first one is quite hilarious. And grotesque, but it's a sliding difference really.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2011-09-16, 3:16 PM #8
I started laughing at the first post, still haven't finished.
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2011-09-16, 6:45 PM #9
Planned badger-gassing program? So the Ministry of Agriculture collects badgers...?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2011-09-16, 7:07 PM #10
I dont' know where it is, but there was one headline a couple years ago that said, "Republicans dislike size of Obama's package."
2011-09-17, 1:02 PM #11
You mean this???
Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-09-17, 2:51 PM #12
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
You mean this???
Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package


That's the one! I laughed and laughed.

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