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I passed the mother****ing bar exam

2011-11-03, 11:25 AM #1

Michael MacFarlane

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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2011-11-03, 11:30 AM #2

Nikumubeki

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hi guys did u no that lawyer is latin for LIAR

har har hark

(congrats)

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2011-11-03, 11:34 AM #3

Antony

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This is the way the world ends.

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2011-11-03, 11:35 AM #4

Michael MacFarlane

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pyadvice to a new lawyer

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2011-11-03, 12:04 PM #5

Gebohq

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Congrats! Now you can help defend me about the murder I've been accused of committing... >.>

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2011-11-03, 12:15 PM #6

Couchman

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I love G and S

congrats

2011-11-03, 12:20 PM #7

Darth_Alran

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holy crap! congradulations! from what i understand that is no small feat. cudos to you sir!

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2011-11-03, 12:29 PM #8

saberopus

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**** YEAH

LAWYERED

2011-11-03, 12:30 PM #9

Tibby

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I just ran over a man.
legal adviice plz in need

2011-11-03, 12:52 PM #10

Michael MacFarlane

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Originally posted by Tibby:

I just ran over a man.
legal adviice plz in need

back up

(tinla)

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2011-11-03, 12:53 PM #11

saberopus

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I ain't passed the bar

2011-11-03, 12:54 PM #12

saberopus

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but I know a little bit

2011-11-03, 1:05 PM #13

Antony

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God dammit, MacFarlane, you're not starting every sentence with "as a lawyer..." like you promised!

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2011-11-03, 1:32 PM #14

Mentat

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Congrats! What are your plans?

? :)

2011-11-03, 1:32 PM #15

Roger Spruce

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TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2011-11-03, 1:40 PM #16

llibja

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Better call Saul

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2011-11-03, 1:41 PM #17

Tibby

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I just stole 3 billion dollars from apple with a wacky scheme involving research grants.
if you help me you can keep half.

2011-11-03, 2:41 PM #18

Koobie

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Originally posted by llibja:

Better call Saul

Haha! My thoughts exactly.

http://www.bettercallsaul.com/

CONGRATULATIONS, btw.

幻術

2011-11-03, 3:02 PM #19

Michael MacFarlane

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Originally posted by Antony:

God dammit, MacFarlane, you're not starting every sentence with "as a lawyer..." like you promised!

As a lawyer, I can say with some authority that you can **** right off.

Originally posted by Mentat:

Congrats! What are your plans?

Get a goddamn job.

Originally posted by Tibby:

I just stole 3 billion dollars from apple with a wacky scheme involving research grants.
if you help me you can keep half.

In the legal profession, we have a saying: "If either you or your client is going to jail, make sure it's your client."

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2011-11-03, 4:47 PM #20

Baconfish

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So is there an opening for a new space cowboy?

nope.

2011-11-03, 6:34 PM #21

Antony

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The, question, MacFarlane, is how much do you know about bird law?

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Bird law, in this country, is not governed by reason.

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2011-11-03, 10:21 PM #22

Michael MacFarlane

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Bull**** you can't have a hummingbird. As an attorney, I'm certain that the rule of capture applies, *****es.

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2011-11-04, 10:07 AM #23

Baconfish

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I have no idea what show that is but I want more of it.

nope.

2011-11-04, 10:30 AM #24

Koobie

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Always_Sunny_in_Philadelphia

幻術

2011-11-04, 10:30 AM #25

llibja

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^^It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Pretty fantastic, though the last two seasons have been a bit underwhelming IMO.

e: dammit Koobie!

"Honey, you got real ugly."

2011-11-04, 12:45 PM #26

Pommy

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YAY CONGRATSULAWER!~

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2011-11-04, 1:37 PM #27

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

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Originally posted by llibja:

^^It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Pretty fantastic, though the last two seasons have been a bit underwhelming IMO.

e: dammit Koobie!

Last night's episode was pretty amazing.

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2011-11-04, 2:48 PM #28

Deadman

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Congrats!!

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2011-11-04, 3:18 PM #29

Bobbert

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Sweet!

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2011-11-05, 8:35 AM #30

Cr0wb4r

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Congrats!

Though a quick question, was there ever a time that you went "why on earth did I choose this line of work?"

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2011-11-05, 2:27 PM #31

dalf

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I need your expert legal opinions on the following case I'm involved with.

LSU v. Alabama

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2011-11-06, 9:35 AM #32

Michael MacFarlane

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Originally posted by Cr0wb4r:

Congrats!

Though a quick question, was there ever a time that you went "why on earth did I choose this line of work?"

Several.

Originally posted by dalf:

I need your expert legal opinions on the following case I'm involved with.

LSU v. Alabama

As an attorney, I believe LSU will win in a grinding defensive battle.

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2011-11-06, 9:37 AM #33

Antony

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Your method of arguing your side has been found by this spectator to be completely unfair.

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2011-11-06, 3:33 PM #34

Tracer

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So I assume passed the bar' really means you learned to perform that delightful Gilbert and Sullivan number.

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2011-11-06, 9:06 PM #35

Michael MacFarlane

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Originally posted by Antony:

Your method of arguing your side has been found by this spectator to be completely unfair.

Overruled.

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2011-11-06, 9:59 PM #36

Antony

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Ok, well, in that case, I'm going to use the "**** you" defense.

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