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VERY realistic porn...
2011-11-05, 3:14 PM #1
Who would have thought...

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2011-11-05, 3:31 PM #2
I would like to be the judge that dismisses that lawsuit while laughing his ass off.
2011-11-05, 4:05 PM #3
If I was the judge I'd let that case go to trial. I would be hoping either the defense or plaintiff gets genetic testing results from the pornstar(s) in question. Either way the results would be amusing.
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2011-11-05, 4:20 PM #4
This is no biggie, I've gotten TONS of chicks pregnant from watching porn.
2011-11-05, 4:35 PM #5
The biggest news is how many would-be credible news places took it seriously.

You can't judge a book by it's file size
2011-11-05, 9:36 PM #6
:v:
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2011-11-06, 3:37 AM #7
I would have believed her, anyway.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2011-11-06, 3:46 AM #8
Giving birth to polygons is quite easy.

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2011-11-06, 5:22 AM #9
This happened to me back in like 87. And by me, I mean my mom.
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2011-11-06, 6:36 AM #10
This finally explains why I was named after a prolific 1980's porn star.
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2011-11-06, 7:36 AM #11
Originally posted by Alan:
This happened to me back in like 87. And by me, I mean my mom.


So are you half black or half white?
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2011-11-07, 11:58 AM #12
Originally posted by Koobie:
So are you half black or half white?
He's rainbow, silly :P
2011-11-07, 1:33 PM #13
Originally posted by gbk:
This finally explains why I was named after a prolific 1980's porn star.

Debbie?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2011-11-07, 5:23 PM #14
Originally posted by Deadman:
Debbie?

Not really.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2011-11-07, 7:47 PM #15
That's not as funny =|
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2011-11-08, 1:00 AM #16
Originally posted by Koobie:
So are you half black or half white?


Originally posted by DracoZandros:
He's rainbow, silly :P


Why the grey guy gotta be rainbow, good sir?
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2011-11-08, 10:07 AM #17
Originally posted by gbk:
Not really.


We have a Bob Bullock Museum here in Austin. I always wondered for whom it was named. Now I know, thanks!
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2011-11-08, 10:10 AM #18
Originally posted by Alan:
Why the grey guy gotta be rainbow, good sir?

It's better than "undistinguished colour" ;)

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