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Why does Disney do this?
2011-11-12, 9:35 AM #1
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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2011-11-12, 9:41 AM #2
From the cover of The Little Mermaid:
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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2011-11-12, 9:50 AM #3
for the lulz
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2011-11-12, 10:31 AM #4
good thread
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2011-11-12, 11:07 AM #5
"Oh Gosh, fellas, let me explain this to you one more time. You have to wear the purity rings because that's how we can sell sex to little girls, haha. See, if we make the posters with little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear purity rings or else Disney Company looks baaad, haha."
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2011-11-12, 4:04 PM #6
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2011-11-12, 4:42 PM #7
oh, disney and their fixation with penises
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2011-11-12, 9:51 PM #8
if you're looking for it or pointing it out then yes you will see a penis

also it would look a little less like a penis if it wasn't for the stain that is not a part of the artwork


personally i feel people who get worked up over anything remotely phallic just doesn't get enough of the penis as it is
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-11-13, 1:13 AM #9
I think that Tyler Durden summed up the why quite well.
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2011-11-13, 1:20 AM #10
I think I've come up to the conclusion that Disney is a decrepit rotten hellhole behind the glittery 'kid-friendly' facade. But enough about that, I've always thought these Disney phalluses, porn clips hidden into The Rescuers and whatever other rumors you can find from Snopes and elsewhere all pale in comparison to what the Warner Brothers animators conjured back in the day:

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2011-11-13, 1:48 AM #11
I think that people tend to forget that most of the older cartoons were marketed towards adults. This has changed drastically over time.
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2011-11-13, 2:01 AM #12
Now that's a pretty large topic you've got there.

/me refrains from poking it with fire
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