I live in an apartment building where dogs are allowed, and a vast number of tenants own some small "variant" of the bulldog. I've seen all kinds. I have seen one bulldog that snorts like a pig just to breath. I've seen another that collapsed from exhaustion (hyperventilation?) just from taking a short walk to the front of the complex. Most of them have this waddle that causes their body mass to shift side-to-side so they go in sinusoidal-shaped walking paths.

My aunt has one where the eyes bulge toward opposite directions so its depth perception is significantly flawed; it slams into things with its face. The damn creature is named after her ex-husband, has bladder problems and I think its little brain is filled with retardation.

I propose to mutant the breed even further. I suggest a breeding path where the legs get smaller and smaller until the legs disappear. Then you get a worm creature. Bulldog worm. Gentlemen, can it be done?

SCIENCE WILL MAKE THIS POSSIBLE!

SCCIIIIIEEEEEENNNNCCCEEEEEEE

They're called Pugs. And yes, I believe this is possible.

Someone must make this happen.

We must have our Pugworms.

I propose you share summa what you're sippin' on, cowboy!

I think with this we could revolutionize furniture accessories like never before!

I thought at first this thread was initially about the University of Georgia

nope! something infinitely more terrifying... and spectacular!!!

and interesting.

Ok, but only if we name the first worm creature "Lump: The No Legged Dog".

delete

With the talk of inbreeding and freaks of nature, it might as well be.

To HELL with Georgia!

and university-like

Pugworms, eh...?

THE DOGFOOD MUST FLOW.

YES. Exactly this