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KIM JONG IL IS DEAD ~Breaking News~
2011-12-18, 7:16 PM #1
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia-pacific/2011/12/201112193620221153.html

As of yet all we have to go is AJ reporting that NK state TV has reported it, but that's enough for me!
North Korea will continue to languish under some new jagoff, but at least this one is dead.
E: BBC and others also reporting, so as far as I'm concerned this now a confirmed fact, Kim is dead.
2011-12-18, 7:48 PM #2
2011-12-18, 7:55 PM #3
I've got some South Korea friends from school on my Facebook:

Quote:
[LEFT] Kim Jong Il is DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He died!!!!!!!! Hallelujah !Hallelujah !Hallelujah !Hallelujah !Hallelujah !Hallelujah ! [/LEFT]
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2011-12-18, 8:10 PM #4
Oh, Kim, you needn't worry, for you won't be ronery anymore... in hell.

-I'm interested to see where things go from here.
2011-12-18, 8:27 PM #5
Avé! Duci novo, similis duci seneci!
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2011-12-18, 8:34 PM #6
please for the love of odin let the new guy have equally silly hair
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-12-18, 10:21 PM #7
Shoulda been you, Ronald Coase.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-12-18, 10:37 PM #8
Neat-o.
>>untie shoes
2011-12-19, 12:09 AM #9
Time for some Team America: World Police!

(Also, quite many people started dying all of a sudden in the latter part of 2011. Hm!)
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2011-12-19, 1:23 AM #10
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
please for the love of odin let the new guy have equally silly hair

it's me i replace god with random things to seem smart
please for the love of... mars... let drkjedi82 never stop posting
2011-12-19, 4:40 AM #11
Why do some of you guys act like it hasn't been known for years now that his son, who is at the very least equally ****ed up, is to succeed him?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2011-12-19, 6:02 AM #12
You see, Kroko, that's because some people are stupid.
>>untie shoes
2011-12-19, 6:05 AM #13
Originally posted by Krokodile:
Why do some of you guys act like it hasn't been known for years now that his son, who is at the very least equally ****ed up, is to succeed him?


He's equally as ugly, that's for certain.

I don't really know much about the son. I read he went to Switzerland though. And he's a four-star general.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2011-12-19, 6:05 AM #14
I'll be happy when this is good news for the NK people.
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2011-12-19, 6:06 AM #15
I doubt it will be.

Starvation for everyone!
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2011-12-19, 7:19 AM #16
Whoa. They were close
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homefront_(video_game)#Plot
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-12-19, 7:28 AM #17
ORJ_JoS, I just noticed that your signature resembles the flag of Italy.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2011-12-19, 7:29 AM #18
Well, if anything, at least he had a snazzy theme song

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2011-12-19, 9:35 AM #19
Originally posted by Krokodile:
ORJ_JoS, I just noticed that your signature resembles the flag of Italy.


Heh, now that you mention it. xD

So, to stay in style, I suppose it is time for the old Berlusconi facepalm.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/JoZ/BerlusconiFacepalm.jpg]

Kim Jong Il is dead? Sic transit Khadaffi Asiae.
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2011-12-19, 11:07 AM #20
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbap1wt6OwQ
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2011-12-19, 12:25 PM #21
Originally posted by Tibby:
it's me i replace god with random things to seem smart
please for the love of... mars... let drkjedi82 never stop posting


you really are ****ing retarded... it's never random... it's always odin, it's not to seem smart it's because odin is ****ing awesome

mars is a pussy
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-12-19, 12:27 PM #22
Gonna accept my challenge or what.
2011-12-19, 12:50 PM #23
I can't believe Tibby hasn't broken Avenger's post count at this rate, unless CM wrote a script that only incremented his post count when his recent posts sum up to one intelligent post.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2011-12-19, 1:00 PM #24
Originally posted by Tibby:
Gonna accept my challenge or what.


your challenge is stupid and weak... i challenge you to some real FPS action... loser gets banned from life
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-12-19, 1:02 PM #25
Yes, we already talked about this on irc. Moving on.
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2011-12-19, 1:03 PM #26
Coward. I probably would have lost anyway so I guess nothing lost.
2011-12-19, 1:04 PM #27
Tibby, stop being such a ****flap.
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2011-12-19, 3:58 PM #28
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
He's equally as ugly, that's for certain.

I don't really know much about the son. I read he went to Switzerland though. And he's a four-star general.

It's pretty much a case of "meet the new boss, same as the old boss."
nope.
2011-12-19, 4:33 PM #29
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
And he's a four-star general.


probably has been since before he could say his own name
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-12-19, 5:04 PM #30
Originally posted by Tibby:
Gonna accept my challenge or what.


Awww... he wants to sit at the grown ups table.
>>untie shoes
2011-12-19, 5:07 PM #31
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
probably has been since before he could say his own name


Why stop at four. Why not five? Six? Ten? The military can make new ranks.

Stars for the young new leader.
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2011-12-19, 10:40 PM #32
Originally posted by zanardi:
Whoa. They were close
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homefront_(video_game)#Plot


ive never actually read the plot of that game before... creepy. like, REALLY creepy.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-12-19, 10:40 PM #33
You guys all ****ing suck.

-- Kim Jong Il
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-12-20, 12:07 AM #34
Originally posted by Baconfish:
It's pretty much a case of "meet the new boss, same as the old boss."


That's what I said! =p
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2011-12-20, 6:57 AM #35
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
ive never actually read the plot of that game before... creepy. like, REALLY creepy.


Yeah,

Quote:
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un reunites North and South Korea


Creepy how spot on this will prove to be, I'm sure ;)
2011-12-20, 12:03 PM #36
If he conquers South Korea, who will paint our nails and beat us at Star Craft?
2011-12-20, 3:35 PM #37
Originally posted by saberopus:
Creepy how spot on this will prove to be, I'm sure ;)


you never know, the only difference between reunite and conquer in some cases is the amount of spin applied.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

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