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Want to see what Google knows about you?
2011-12-21, 11:22 AM #1
Try this link to see what Google thinks about your demographics and interests: https://www.google.com/settings/ads/onweb/

So. How accurate is Google's assessment of you?
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2011-12-21, 11:33 AM #2
The only assessment I see it making is AGE and SEX. And it got my age range wrong, it lowballed me.

Is Google calling me immature?

Is that all there is or is Ad-Block protecting me a little?
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2011-12-21, 11:51 AM #3
Age range is wrong and for some reason it thinks I have a cutlery fetish.
2011-12-21, 12:00 PM #4
Quote:
You currently do not have an ‘id’ cookie.


It knows nothing about me, i guess.
2011-12-21, 1:38 PM #5
On firefox it said I had cookies off (false), on chrome it said it knows absolutely nothing about me.

I'm okay with this.
2011-12-21, 1:44 PM #6
For me, it's added these categories that don't apply to me:
Law & Government - Government - Executive Branch
Pets & Animals - Animal Products & Services - Pet Food & Supplies
Pets & Animals - Pets - Dogs

It also presumes I'm younger (18-24), which is understandable.


Can't say I particularly care, though I might actually bother to correct its mistakes.
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2011-12-21, 2:04 PM #7
It got my age and sex right.

Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Urban & Hip-Hop - Rap & Hip-Hop
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - Online Video
Computers & Electronics - Software - Internet Software - Internet Clients & Browsers
Computers & Electronics - Software - Software Utilities
Games - Computer & Video Games
Games - Computer & Video Games - Gaming Media & Reference
Games - Computer & Video Games - Gaming Media & Reference - Game Cheats & Hints
Games - Computer & Video Games - Shooter Games
Games - Roleplaying Games
Online Communities - Online Goodies

All of those are good except the first one...
2011-12-21, 2:06 PM #8
I get that it mentions Finland as one of the categories but gardening?
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2011-12-21, 2:08 PM #9
Got my age right:

Arts & Entertainment - Humor
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Classical Music
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Music Reference - Music Composition & Theory
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - TV Shows & Programs
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - TV Shows & Programs - TV Sci-Fi & Fantasy Shows
Food & Drink - Cooking & Recipes
Games
Games - Computer & Video Games
Games - Computer & Video Games - Shooter Games
Games - Roleplaying Games
People & Society - Subcultures & Niche Interests - Science Fiction & Fantasy
Science - Mathematics



Thankfully it doesn't know about my porn habits
2011-12-21, 2:12 PM #10
I think it stays out of that....
2011-12-21, 2:28 PM #11
It says I have opted out of this. I don't remember doing so but I'm kinda glad I did I guess.
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2011-12-21, 3:10 PM #12
Autos & Vehicles
Autos & Vehicles - Vehicle Maintenance
Autos & Vehicles - Vehicle Parts & Accessories
Computers & Electronics
Computers & Electronics - Software - Operating Systems - Windows OS
Internet & Telecom - Mobile & Wireless - Mobile Phones - Smart Phones
Online Communities - Photo & Video Sharing - Photo & Image Sharing
Shopping - Consumer Resources
Shopping - Consumer Resources - Product Reviews & Price Comparisons
World Localities - North America - USA - South (USA) - Tennessee - Nashville

Age: 35-44
Gender: Male


Well, the age range was off by 9 years, but whatever.
2011-12-21, 3:21 PM #13
Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Comics
Arts & Entertainment - Humor - Live Comedy
Games - Computer & Video Games - Simulation Games
Games - Roleplaying Games
Internet & Telecom - Email & Messaging
News - Politics - Campaigns & Elections
Online Communities
Science - Mathematics (ed. note: ?)
Sports - Team Sports - American Football
World Localities - North America - USA - Rocky Mountains - Colorado - Denver

Huh.
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2011-12-21, 3:27 PM #14
Arts & Entertainment - Movies
Arts & Entertainment - Movies - Action & Adventure Films - Superhero Films
Arts & Entertainment - Movies - Movie Memorabilia
Computers & Electronics - Software - Multimedia Software - Audio & Music Software
Computers & Electronics - Software - Multimedia Software - Desktop Publishing - Fonts
Computers & Electronics - Software - Multimedia Software - Graphics & Animation Software
Computers & Electronics - Software - Operating Systems - Mac OS
Games - Roleplaying Games
Internet & Telecom - Mobile & Wireless - Mobile Phones - Smart Phones
Shopping - Consumer Resources - Coupons & Discount Offers


Age: 25-34
Gender: Male


Except for RPG's, it got me right.
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2011-12-21, 4:28 PM #15
I have the cookie, but it doesn't have anything about me. Probably because it's all blocked through AdBlock or a Greasemonkey script.
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2011-12-21, 4:38 PM #16
Arts & Entertainment - Humor - Live Comedy
Autos & Vehicles
Autos & Vehicles - Vehicle Brands - Cadillac
Autos & Vehicles - Vehicle Brands - Lexus
Autos & Vehicles - Vehicle Brands - Subaru
Autos & Vehicles - Vehicle Brands - Toyota
Autos & Vehicles - Vehicle Parts & Accessories
Autos & Vehicles - Vehicle Parts & Accessories - Vehicle Wheels & Tires
Online Communities - Photo & Video Sharing - Photo & Image Sharing
Shopping - Consumer Resources - Coupons & Discount Offers
Age 25-34
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2011-12-21, 7:36 PM #17
Quote:
No interest or demographic categories are associated with your ads preferences so far. You can add or editinterests and demographics at any time.


huh.
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2011-12-21, 10:21 PM #18
Seriously these forums suck.
2011-12-21, 10:23 PM #19
YOU suck
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-12-21, 11:24 PM #20
Category:

Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Music Equipment & Technology
Business & Industrial
Business & Industrial - Construction & Maintenance
Business & Industrial - Construction & Maintenance - Construction Consulting & Contracting
Computers & Electronics - Consumer Electronics - Game Systems & Consoles - Nintendo
Computers & Electronics - Consumer Electronics - Game Systems & Consoles - Sony PlayStation
Computers & Electronics - Consumer Electronics - Game Systems & Consoles - Xbox
Computers & Electronics - Electronics & Electrical
Computers & Electronics - Electronics & Electrical - Optoelectronics & Fiber
Computers & Electronics - Programming
Games - Computer & Video Games
People & Society - Family & Relationships - Romance
Reference
Reference - General Reference - How-To, DIY & Expert Content
Reference - Geographic Reference - Maps
Science - Physics

Demographics:

Age: 25-34
Gender: Male

huh.... romance..... so that's what they're calling it these days. :psyduck:
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2011-12-22, 2:42 AM #21
got my age wrong, I just left that demographic 3 days ago. >.> <.< (Age: 18-24)

Arts & Entertainment
Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Anime & Manga
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Country Music
Computers & Electronics - Computer Security
Games - Computer & Video Games
Games - Computer & Video Games - Adventure Games
Games - Online Games - Massive Multiplayer
Games - Roleplaying Games
News - Weather
Pets & Animals
Pets & Animals - Pets
Science - Astronomy
Travel
Travel - Cruises & Charters
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2011-12-22, 2:48 AM #22
What it got right:

Books & Literature - Writers Resources (duh!)

Computers & Electronics - Software - Multimedia Software - Photo & Video Software (I've been lately interested in learning some Photoshop CS5)

Games - Roleplaying Games (I'm going to be the GM for a game of Mongoose Traveller in January, looking forward to it!)

Internet & Telecom - Mobile & Wireless - Mobile Phones - Smart Phones (I have a friend who sells extended batteries for Smart Phones, might be getting involved in their company's promotion efforts at some point)

People & Society - Family & Relationships - Romance (ye ye. I write poetry, too. *sigh*)

What it got KIND OF right:

Age: 18-24 (I turned 25 November 27)

Gender: Male
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2011-12-22, 3:41 AM #23
The categories were reasonable I guess, considering what I've been looking at lately ( People & Society - Family & Relationships - Family - Parenting - Babies & Toddlers: yes, I actually have! Aah!)
But this is funny:

Age: 35-44
Gender: Male
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2011-12-22, 6:56 AM #24
Well it's out by a decade on the age group but the rest is correctish. The Search Engine Optimisation listing is from a single search that I can think of. Weirdly it's skipped all the work-rekated searches I do for tech info.

Male
35-44 yrs old

Internet & Telecom - Web Services - Search Engine Optimisation & Marketing

Law & Government - Government - State & Local Government

News - Politics - Campaigns & Elections

Pets & Animals - Wildlife
2011-12-22, 7:27 AM #25
Wow interesting, my age is slightly wrong... but..

Arts & Entertainment
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Rock Music - Metal (Music)
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Urban & Hip-Hop - Rap & Hip-Hop
Computers & Electronics - Networking - Networking Equipment
Computers & Electronics - Software - Device Drivers
Games
Games - Computer & Video Games
Games - Roleplaying Games
Online Communities - Social Networks
People & Society - Subcultures & Niche Interests - Goth Subculture




No idea where it got rap/hip hop from though


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2011-12-22, 11:54 AM #26
Arts & Entertainment - Movies - Science Fiction & Fantasy Films
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Pop Music
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Rock Music
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Rock Music - Indie & Alternative Music
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Urban & Hip-Hop - Rap & Hip-Hop
Food & Drink - Cooking & Recipes
Food & Drink - Cooking & Recipes - Baked Goods
Law & Government - Government - Executive Branch
News - Weather
Online Communities - Blogging Resources & Services
People & Society

Age: 18-24
Gender: Male

Pretty much right apart from Rap and the Law thing.
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2011-12-22, 6:37 PM #27
Originally posted by Tibby:
Age range is wrong and for some reason it thinks I have a cutlery fetish.

It pegged my age correctly but for some reason it thinks I have a foot fetish.


Oh, wait...
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2011-12-22, 6:38 PM #28
Might as well post the goods.

Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Comics
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Jazz & Blues - Jazz
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Rock Music - Classic Rock & Oldies
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - TV Shows & Programs
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - TV Shows & Programs - TV Sci-Fi & Fantasy Shows
Autos & Vehicles
Autos & Vehicles - Vehicle Brands - Pontiac
Computers & Electronics - Computer Hardware - Computer Components - Sound & Video Cards
Internet & Telecom - Web Apps & Online Tools
News - Weather
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2011-12-22, 9:03 PM #29
Age: 25-34
Gender: Female

Arts & Entertainment - Celebrities & Entertainment News
Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Comics
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Rock Music
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - TV Shows & Programs - TV Reality Shows
Business & Industrial - Business Services - E-Commerce Services - Merchant Services & Payment Systems
Food & Drink - Cooking & Recipes
Food & Drink - Cooking & Recipes - Baked Goods
News - Weather
Pets & Animals - Pets
Pets & Animals - Pets - Dogs
Science - Biological Sciences

Age and gender are accurate...and sadly, so are my interests.
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2011-12-22, 10:44 PM #30
Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Comics
Arts & Entertainment - Humor
Arts & Entertainment - Movies - Action & Adventure Films - Superhero Films
Arts & Entertainment - Visual Art & Design - Photographic & Digital Arts
Books & Literature - Writers Resources
Business & Industrial - Advertising & Marketing
Games - Computer & Video Games
Games - Computer & Video Games - Gaming Media & Reference
Games - Online Games - Massive Multiplayer
Games - Roleplaying Games

That's fairly close, although my movie interests are a lot more varied then that, and I have zero interest in business marketing.

It's got me in a younger age bracket, 18-24, but that makes sense to me, since that's the age bracket of the people I fit in with the most.
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2011-12-23, 6:01 AM #31
There are people who don't block internet ads? Amazing.
2011-12-23, 7:14 AM #32
Arts & Entertainment (I liked to be entertained.)
Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Comics (I read comics.)
Arts & Entertainment - Movies (I watch movies.)
Arts & Entertainment - Movies - Science Fiction & Fantasy Films (Especially science fiction and fantasy.)
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Urban & Hip-Hop - Rap & Hip-Hop (I am in love with Niki Minaj's butt.)
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video (I watch TV.)
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - TV Commercials (I google cute girls from commercials...)
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - TV Shows & Programmes (...and TV shows, too.)
Arts & Entertainment - Visual Art & Design - Photographic & Digital Arts (I look up the sources of cool wallpapers I find.)
Computers & Electronics - Computer Hardware - Laptops & Notebooks (I am a computer technician.)
Finance (I buy crap from Japan and check the exchange rate.)
Games - Computer & Video Games - Shooter Games (I guess I play these more than other games?)
Home & Garden - Home Improvement - Construction & Power Tools (what is this i dont even)
News - Weather (I like to be prepared.)
World Localities - Oceania - Australia (I live here.)

Pretty spot-on for me. Pity I never, ever see any of these ads. People browse without ad blockers? How quaint.
2011-12-24, 9:46 AM #33
No interest categories are associated with your ads preferences so far.
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2011-12-24, 2:09 PM #34
Originally posted by JM:
There are people who don't block internet ads? Amazing.


No kidding
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2011-12-24, 2:34 PM #35
If I wanted to stalk people on Massassi or steal anyone's identities, this thread would have been the greatest idea ever.
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