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who wants The Ship?
2011-12-27, 12:00 PM #1
i have 2 copies of the ship (with the single player) up for grabs...

later today i am going to see a movie... when i return (around 7ishPM CST) i will either pick the first 2 people or semi randomly pick the winners... depending on how many people show interest and how much i like/dislike the people who show interest and how the coin toss goes or how much my next fart stinks... i'm not sure

what i am sure of is 2 people will be gifted these

also offers to trade for coal or coupons may help rig the giveaway... maybe
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-12-27, 12:40 PM #2
I'm interested!
nope.
2011-12-27, 1:58 PM #3
I think like everyone on steam was gifted two copies of this game.
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2011-12-27, 2:44 PM #4
Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
I think like everyone on steam was gifted two copies of this game.


If this isn't true, I'd like one.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-12-27, 2:45 PM #5
It isn't true. I mean, not like, universally across the board true. I didn't get any :)
2011-12-27, 4:31 PM #6
Maybe it's something like everyone who owned it previously, dunno. I just saw alot of people posting about getting 2 gift copies of The Ship on OCN earlier.
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2011-12-27, 8:40 PM #7
ok boco and mikemac win... boco i tried sending directly through steam since you're in my friends list but it's still in my inventory... so let me know if it hasn't gone through
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-12-28, 10:42 AM #8
Awesome, thanks!
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-12-30, 12:58 AM #9
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2011-12-30, 1:30 AM #10
WOW gold mined by north korean slaves
2011-12-30, 2:16 PM #11
THANK YOU JIM
nope.
2011-12-30, 2:24 PM #12
Once opened you also get a gift copy, it's designed to propogate through all steam accounts.
2011-12-30, 2:27 PM #13
Like a virus on a cruise ship.
nope.
2011-12-31, 12:32 PM #14
It's the herpes of steam games
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2011-12-31, 1:36 PM #15
i got herpes from playing the steam game with your mother last night
2011-12-31, 2:00 PM #16
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nope.
2011-12-31, 3:53 PM #17
that's hot
2011-12-31, 4:09 PM #18
i got

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nope.
2011-12-31, 6:31 PM #19
I want a ship! Steam me over a copy.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2012-01-01, 2:37 PM #20
Thanks to Baconfish for gifting me the ship! Although I am somewhat disappointed that in doing so he called me a mean name, and this is the year of being nice and all.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2012-01-01, 3:54 PM #21
XOXOXO
nope.
2012-01-02, 11:51 AM #22
confine this bull**** to PMs you twin fiddles
2012-01-02, 11:57 AM #23
asdgf
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2012-01-02, 12:11 PM #24
dfgha
2012-01-02, 12:44 PM #25
AHA COUCHMAN STRIKES AGAIN
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

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