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Squeaky shoes
2012-02-01, 6:59 PM #1
I bought new shoes and they squeak like hell on some surfaces and its super obnoxious

I've googled some opinions but I trust you guys

anyone know what I can do to stop this?
2012-02-01, 7:38 PM #2
Get rid of your feet. I hear it's all downhill once you get a wheelchair.
My blawgh.
2012-02-01, 8:53 PM #3
Don't drag your feet.
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2012-02-01, 8:56 PM #4
don't buy shoes that squeak
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2012-02-01, 9:19 PM #5
the shoes only squeak on those glossy floors, dont know the material, but my university is filled with them, any other material its fine, its interesting because when the shoes are wet they dont squeak at all on those floors

does hair spray work? wd40? hhhheeeeellllppp its embarrassing
2012-02-01, 9:23 PM #6
OH! is it those kind of linoleum tile things??? maybe try roughing up the soles a bit? might want to use that as a last resort though...
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2012-02-01, 9:27 PM #7
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
OH! is it those kind of linoleum tile things??? maybe try roughing up the soles a bit? might want to use that as a last resort though...


yes yes i believe so!

help me PLEASE EVEN FEWER GIRLS WILL TALK TO ME NOW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2012-02-01, 9:33 PM #8
seriously walk better
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-02-01, 9:59 PM #9
ive tried! unless im going to march or do some high leg lifting richard simons power walk **** its not going to walk away

where the **** is JonC he knows this kind of chemistry/lifesaving ****
2012-02-01, 10:01 PM #10
There's no real way to get rid of it. Buy different shoes.
>>untie shoes
2012-02-01, 10:18 PM #11
Well Antony convinced me, im going to soak the bottoms in vegetable oil, i just dont want to be a virgin forever
2012-02-01, 10:23 PM #12
Just act like an Iraqi and throw the shoes at someone you dislike. You can probably write off the cost of them as some kind of religion bull****.
>>untie shoes
2012-02-01, 11:12 PM #13
Learn how to be a ninja.
My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER
2012-02-01, 11:32 PM #14
Originally posted by Couchman:
ive tried! unless im going to march or do some high leg lifting richard simons power walk **** its not going to walk away

where the **** is JonC he knows this kind of chemistry/lifesaving ****


he will tell you to walk better
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-02-01, 11:36 PM #15
stop giving a ****
2012-02-01, 11:49 PM #16
Wax. Don't over do it or you'll fall on your face. Just the part that squeaks against the floor, likely at the end of your stride.
you can get more with a kind word and a 2x4 than you can with just a kind word
2012-02-02, 5:14 AM #17
Originally posted by Couchman:
and its super obnoxious


And this is different from what you already were, how?

Originally posted by Couchman:
I trust you guys


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sucker.

Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
Get rid of your feet. I hear it's all downhill once you get a wheelchair.


Originally posted by Couchman:
help me PLEASE EVEN FEWER GIRLS WILL TALK TO ME NOW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Lots of girls will talk to you if you're in a wheelchair. You'll be radiating The Woobie effect and may even get some pity sex out of it.

Originally posted by Antony:
Just act like an Iraqi and throw the shoes at someone you dislike. You can probably write off the cost of them as some kind of religion bull****.


The sad thing is, this would probably actually work.

Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
Learn how to be a ninja.


Shoot, ninjas just get rid of the shoes. You don't think Batman wears squeaky boots, do you? :ninja:
2012-02-02, 5:25 AM #18
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2012-02-02, 9:17 AM #19
God damn it Al Ciao, don't link to TV Tropes.
2012-02-02, 10:35 AM #20
Originally posted by Couchman:
yes yes i believe so!

help me PLEASE EVEN FEWER GIRLS WILL TALK TO ME NOW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Use it as an advantage.

1) Look girl walking the other way in eye
2) "Can you hear these shoes? Unbelievable!, hah!"
3) ???
4) Profit
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2012-02-02, 10:38 AM #21
Yo man who gives a ****. Walk your squeaky ass past some fine ass babes and when they turn and look at you just smile and wink and let your tongue hang out a little bit but only a little bit
2012-02-02, 10:57 AM #22
Are they rubber or leather soles?
nope.
2012-02-02, 11:05 AM #23
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Are they rubber or leather soles?


they claim to be leather, but im pretty sure theyre rubber on the bottom

[http://www.mecalzo.com/media/03/a20791613297640b2fc1f_m.JPG]

I love the shoe it fits wonderfully and is comfortable but the squeaking is beyond loud, it sounds like a rusty swingset on a playground everytime i take the littiest step ive never seen such a thing before
2012-02-02, 11:08 AM #24
Originally posted by Jon`C:
stop giving a ****


This.

If you're worried about squeeky shoes preventing girls from talking to you, then you need to start learning how to convince them that you're the shiz, complete with squeaky shoes.
2012-02-02, 11:58 AM #25
Get rid of those, buy these: http://www.zappos.com/bass-arcadia-black

They won't squeak.
>>untie shoes
2012-02-02, 12:20 PM #26
Originally posted by saberopus:
Yo man who gives a ****. Walk your squeaky ass past some fine ass babes and when they turn and look at you just smile and wink and let your tongue hang out a little bit but only a little bit


I lol'd.
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2012-02-02, 2:53 PM #27
I would take sand paper to the bottom of them, just a thought.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2012-02-02, 5:09 PM #28
Burn the shoes.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2012-02-03, 5:16 AM #29
Originally posted by Antony:
Get rid of those, buy these: http://www.zappos.com/bass-arcadia-black

They won't squeak.

Square toes? I thought you were dapper mang.
nope.
2012-02-03, 2:13 PM #30
Originally posted by Ni:
Use it as an advantage.

1) Look girl walking the other way in eye
2) "Can you hear these shoes? Unbelievable!, hah!"
3) ???
4) Profit


Originally posted by saberopus:
Yo man who gives a ****. Walk your squeaky ass past some fine ass babes and when they turn and look at you just smile and wink and let your tongue hang out a little bit but only a little bit


Ah, the fine cultured tastes of Massassi. Three cheers! (I lol'ed, too, btw.)

Originally posted by Jon`C:
God damn it Al Ciao, don't link to TV Tropes.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :ninja:
2012-02-03, 2:32 PM #31
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Square toes? I thought you were dapper mang.


Square toes are the only way to go, unless you're in a tux or a uniform.
>>untie shoes
2012-02-03, 5:34 PM #32
Sure, if its 2002.

Round or chisel mother****er.
nope.

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