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2012 claims its first lawyer.
2012-03-29, 8:39 PM #1
That's right, folks. Michael MacFarlane is dead. He was hit by a bus. Join in the celebration. I have confirmed through the Austin Police Department that his body was found mangled on 6th street after he left some frat-boy bar smashed off his ass on Rumple Minze. They say he had nothing but fish heads in his pockets, and they found seven pounds of cocaine in his colon. He had a crazy straw sticking out of his urethra.

Good riddance, you lawyerin' *******. I always knew you were from Kenya.
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2012-03-29, 8:47 PM #2
[http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgbj1gOtSX1qf8yek.gif]
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-03-29, 9:33 PM #3
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2012-03-29, 10:24 PM #4
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If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-03-29, 10:30 PM #5
Oh you are NOT upstaging me Van Der Beek!

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2012-03-29, 10:41 PM #6
[http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lefsxcQzPx1qf8yek.gif]
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-03-29, 10:44 PM #7
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2012-03-29, 11:11 PM #8
this thread is so ****ing great because the images posted are all of absurdly reasonable size, holy crap this is too good
2012-03-29, 11:17 PM #9
[http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leut3zxRZZ1qf8yek.gif]
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-03-30, 3:44 AM #10
These are lawyers. That's Latin for liar.

(And six is still more than five)
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2012-04-03, 6:17 AM #11
[http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/illK6U.gif]
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2012-04-03, 6:12 PM #12
[http://i.imgur.com/2f3mz.gif]
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2012-04-03, 6:40 PM #13
[http://www.unm.edu/%7Erroessne/wtfprince.gif]
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2012-04-03, 7:43 PM #14
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2012-04-03, 10:18 PM #15
[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9QjARWd5a84/T3OXHJJbe1I/AAAAAAAAA34/OVtLNvwpMvI/s1600/nod-of-approval.gif]
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-04-03, 11:03 PM #16
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2012-04-04, 8:36 PM #17
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2012-04-04, 8:40 PM #18
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2012-04-04, 8:58 PM #19
e: **** you anti-hotlinking what is this 1999
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2012-04-05, 12:23 AM #20
shut up alan, i'm a lawyer
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-04-05, 12:26 AM #21
[http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmczuo58sZ1qafrh6.jpg]
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2012-04-05, 4:59 AM #22
2012-04-05, 10:32 AM #23
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
i'm a lawyer


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2012-04-05, 1:55 PM #24
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
i'm a lawyer
[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DK3UQwP7DKQ/Tw4pqZBilQI/AAAAAAAAAm0/tCgFmiUgDRs/s1600/neil-degrasse-tyson-badass-gif.gif]
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