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ForumsDiscussion Forum → So Couchman drinks alcohol now...
So Couchman drinks alcohol now...
2012-05-06, 7:29 PM #1
Is he still a douchebag?
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2012-05-06, 7:30 PM #2
Drinking alcohol makes you cool
2012-05-06, 7:32 PM #3
Why isn't 'agnostic' an option
2012-05-06, 7:35 PM #4
Hmmm... Good point. Maybe Cool Matty can fix that for us.
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2012-05-06, 7:40 PM #5
Originally posted by Antony:
Hmmm... Good point. Maybe Cool Matty can fix that for us.

poll is biased, there is no "yes, definitely"
2012-05-06, 7:44 PM #6
clme on guys i thought we were all cool here, theres oferw of us left HAHAHAHAHA ATONY WIRTHA A GOOD THREAD!!!
2012-05-06, 7:45 PM #7
See. He obviously sucks.
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2012-05-06, 7:50 PM #8
Couchman: you should switch to club soda for a healthier lifestyle.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2012-05-06, 7:50 PM #9
Originally posted by Tracer:
Couchman: you should switch to club soda for a healthier lifestyle.

club soda cured my cancer
2012-05-06, 7:58 PM #10
Club soda cured my AIDs.
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2012-05-06, 11:49 PM #11
one time i killed a hippie and i scraped the resin from his lungs and smoked it and overdosed
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2012-05-07, 4:43 AM #12
Club soda cured the rash on the underside of the lump on my left ball.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2012-05-07, 4:51 AM #13
I remember when post-2007 members didn't have names! I'll burn your coach, man!
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2012-05-07, 12:34 PM #14
Originally posted by Antony:
See. He obviously sucks.


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2012-05-07, 1:01 PM #15
Why isn't this a checkbox poll?
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2012-05-08, 4:14 PM #16
what a ****ing lush
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-05-08, 4:25 PM #17
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
what a ****ing lush


Yeah I know I'm a lightweight. I really don't care, it's more efficient.

And as for any sort of flirtatious criticism, do I really seem like the kind of guy who goes out and tries to slobber over every girl or do I seem like a white pasty nerd who sips on gin and tonic while screaming at kids over ESEA couner-strike pugs?
2012-05-08, 4:39 PM #18
Yes.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2012-05-08, 5:51 PM #19
Originally posted by Couchman:
And as for any sort of flirtatious criticism, do I really seem like the kind of guy who goes out and tries to slobber over every girl or do I seem like a white pasty nerd who sips on gin and tonic while screaming at kids over ESEA couner-strike pugs?


Definitely.
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2012-05-08, 5:59 PM #20
The second one was correct, I just aced pistol round on de_mirage T-side, ****ing jumped down off balcony domed some kid mid-air then went on the flank, then i beat my chest and barked like DMX into the microphone, won the pug 16-4
2012-05-08, 8:14 PM #21
Emon and Antony are right though, there's no reason you have to choose.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-05-08, 8:18 PM #22
Originally posted by Couchman:
The second one was correct, I just aced pistol round on de_mirage T-side, ****ing jumped down off balcony domed some kid mid-air then went on the flank, then i beat my chest and barked like DMX into the microphone, won the pug 16-4


You left out the part where you were dribbling your pine scented slobber on every crusty ***** in your zip code.
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