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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → Couchman sucks
Couchman sucks
2012-07-05, 9:04 PM #1
Right?
>>untie shoes
2012-07-05, 9:09 PM #2
Left.
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2012-07-05, 9:26 PM #3
I like that guy for some reason!
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2012-07-05, 10:26 PM #4
Couchman is my bro
2012-07-05, 10:27 PM #5
But I could never say no to Antony
2012-07-05, 10:27 PM #6
so Couchman sucks, yeah
2012-07-06, 4:32 AM #7
Yep.
nope.
2012-07-06, 11:12 AM #8
[http://i977.photobucket.com/albums/ae258/ru210/lil-b-based-god-o.gif]
2012-07-06, 11:13 AM #9
but seriously help me fix my external harddrive

http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?60412-external-harddrive-not-working
2012-07-07, 11:18 AM #10
Couchman
2012-07-07, 2:35 PM #11
I like couchman. stop being a dick.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2012-07-07, 2:43 PM #12
My approval ratings have gone up since Antony's last attempt to dethrone me as the Prince of Bel Massassi
2012-07-07, 2:50 PM #13
I think this threadman sucks the couch this is weird cars on fire call me your number maybe BURMA SHAVE
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2012-07-07, 2:52 PM #14
Are you speaking finland?
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2012-07-07, 5:21 PM #15
Does Couchman play SC2?
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2012-07-07, 7:43 PM #16
"Twelve" means we're voting twelve times that Couchman sucks, right?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-07-07, 7:51 PM #17
Everybody who called couhmiester a suck is mean. :argh:
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2012-07-07, 7:57 PM #18
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
"Twelve" means we're voting twelve times that Couchman sucks, right?


Yes
>>untie shoes
2012-07-07, 8:04 PM #19
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Does Couchman play SC2?


God no


But, I finally over came my fear of bugs and killed one in my room. It normally takes me literally 30 minutes to an hour to build up the courage to engage them especially with spiders but i had never seen a bug like this before and wanted it dead so i can sleeeeepp


im prrroooud of myself

i left its guts smushed on the wall as a warning to all other invaders
2012-07-07, 8:09 PM #20
All of these are reasons why you suck.
>>untie shoes
2012-07-07, 9:27 PM #21
Quote:
I finally over came my fear of bugs and killed one in my room.


YES!!!! COUCHMAN IS BACK, BABY!!!!!!
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2012-07-07, 11:15 PM #22
NEW LOOK, SAME GREAT TASTE, BABY!!!!!!
2012-07-08, 11:31 AM #23
[http://shotgunwildatheart.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/housecentipede2.jpg]

House Centipede, it was a glorious battle. I fear more may be around and sit around until night time to hunt

Anyone ever encounter these creatures and recommend a way to combat them?


COUCHMAN IS BACK AND AINT GOIN NOWHERE BABY
2012-07-08, 12:10 PM #24
burn your house down
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2012-07-08, 12:43 PM #25
Eat it
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2012-07-08, 1:17 PM #26
The only thing uglier than that monster is Antony

Many sources say to keep these bugs alive because they destroy all other bugs including spiders, but then other sources say dont do that or there will be an infestation because they breed many babies and live up to six years

However I don't think this is a common thing because I live on the 3rd floor and it seems odd that it would stray away from a dark damp area like the ground floor/basement and come up here
2012-07-08, 1:37 PM #27
Oh, it's quite dark and damp inside your walls, assuming you live in a part of the country that gets snow.
2012-07-08, 1:50 PM #28
Let me google if Buffalo New York gets snow
2012-07-08, 2:43 PM #29
Meh just stomp em. If you lived in a warm climate it would be roaches.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2012-07-08, 2:45 PM #30
Even one of those is way too much.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2012-07-08, 2:57 PM #31
On another Couchman is awesome note, went on a date last night, she was super cute, waaaayyy too energetic and outgoing for my taste really but i performed well, i have another date tuesday with a different woman, going to make her salmon and see where the night leads

maybe ill put my trumpet playing skills to work on her

something about the combination of tounging and fingering makes me...somewhat of an...expert? when it comes to satisfying a young ladies desires
2012-07-08, 4:16 PM #32
Shut the **** up, Couchman.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-07-08, 4:23 PM #33
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Shut the **** up, Couchman.


[http://www.mustbegay.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/snag-0010.jpg]
2012-07-08, 5:18 PM #34
Whoa there, couchman. if you are too cocky it ruins your john q everyman appeal.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2012-07-09, 2:50 AM #35
See? Even the spammers are sarcastic as fuck when they're talking about Coachman's posting.
2012-07-09, 6:34 AM #36
I bet Jon'C made a new account and then copied the signature of a different spam bot to make a funny

Anyway, Jon'Cs username reminds me of this jewish deli down the road thats beyond good
http://www.jonnycs.com/
menu ->http://www.jonnycs.com/documents/JonnyCs8panel.pdf
2012-07-10, 3:51 PM #37
yikes couchbaby, the only thing worse than talking about your sexual exploits (in certain company, like this company) is talking about how good you are at them. yikes.
2012-07-10, 4:25 PM #38
Couchman is Pagewizard.
2012-07-10, 7:03 PM #39
Originally posted by saberopus:
yikes couchbaby, the only thing worse than talking about your sexual exploits (in certain company, like this company) is talking about how good you are at them. yikes.



edit: couchman is still back baby, hes stilk back
2012-07-10, 7:25 PM #40
just had a dinner date, recovering slowlym, its gebeen a long night my virtual roommates

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