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your "last meal"
2012-07-22, 7:39 PM #1
If you were on death row and made your request for a last meal what would it be (and obviously crazy **** like human blood or illegal substances are no-go... try to keep it a request they would actually do)

As for me I'm not certain what I would do for my last meal in such a situation... but I know there would be an epic quantity of bacon involved

in fact... a massive pile of bacon and some buttered toast sounds like a winner
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2012-07-22, 8:03 PM #2
Pussy.
>>untie shoes
2012-07-22, 8:25 PM #3
i'd ask for some ramen, because they'd remember that
2012-07-22, 9:12 PM #4
Originally posted by Antony:
Pussy.


i don't know if they would approve of such a last meal... but now that you mention it...
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2012-07-22, 9:30 PM #5
A bottle of viagra. I want to tent the cloth they throw over me when it is all over.
My blawgh.
2012-07-22, 10:11 PM #6
Generally last meal requests may only include foods served at the detention facility itself. Alcohol is specifically prohibited. I assume we're not observing any such restrictions for the purposes of this thread.

Traditional Cajun shrimp etouffe, large bowl; 6" thin crust pizza with pepperoni, jalapenos, and black olives; 1lb BBQ brisket with sauce courtesy of The County Line in Austin, with bread from the same. Three scoops Blue Bell vanilla bean ice cream. Pint of Victory Prima Pils with the appetizers, pint of Brooklyn Sorachi Ace with the main course, pint of Great Divide Oak Aged Yeti Imperial Stout with dessert, and a double of Booker's bourbon to wash it all down.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-07-22, 10:13 PM #7
also i'd hold in my poop as to make sure i crap myself when i die
2012-07-23, 1:28 AM #8
2 words:

Pancake quesadilla.
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2012-07-23, 3:42 AM #9
Tuna mayo sandwich, some sort of seeded bread, no butter.
nope.
2012-07-23, 5:43 AM #10
Something that would give me horrible gas. I'm gonna try to take some ****ers out with me!
2012-07-23, 11:16 AM #11
Originally posted by Antony:
Pussy.


This is why I respect you

I love the taste, I'de definately have this as my last meal, the more rare/pink the better
2012-07-23, 4:59 PM #12
Boneless chicken wings with ranch dressing and lots of celery.
2012-07-23, 6:49 PM #13
Originally posted by DSettahr:
Boneless chicken wings with ranch dressing and lots of celery.


God I hope you're trolling me you disrespectful ****
2012-07-23, 6:49 PM #14
Originally posted by DSettahr:
Boneless chicken wings with ranch dressing and lots of celery.


Don't show your face in my city if you don't want it smashed into the curb
2012-07-23, 7:17 PM #15
I hate to say this, but I'm with Couchman on this one.
>>untie shoes
2012-07-23, 7:18 PM #16
Ultra strength ex-lax. A whole box should do the trick.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2012-07-23, 7:25 PM #17
Originally posted by Antony:
I hate to say this, but I'm with Couchman on this one.


There is no way you can't be on my side

BONELESS (Needs Bones) Chicken wings with RANCH dressing (Needs blue cheese) with LOTS of celery (bro like one or two little sticks to curb the after burn and bad breathe you ****ing pussy)
2012-07-23, 7:55 PM #18
I hate to say this, but I'm agreeing on all counts again. Traditional wings, blue cheese, and some celery, depending on the level of heat. I gotta be honest, if it's ridiculously hot, I'm gonna scarf some celery like no tomorrow. But that's only for things like the Triple Atomic wings at Quaker Steak.
>>untie shoes
2012-07-24, 1:38 AM #19
BONES TAKE UP SPACE THAT COULD OTHERWISE BE FILLED WITH

GASP

MORE MEAT.

BONELESS ALL THE ****ING WAY
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2012-07-24, 7:03 AM #20
stuffed french toast
Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free
2012-07-24, 11:59 AM #21
Originally posted by Alan:
BONES TAKE UP SPACE THAT COULD OTHERWISE BE FILLED WITH

GASP

MORE MEAT.

BONELESS ALL THE ****ING WAY


Sounds like processed dogged ****, HOW DID THEY GET THAT BONE OUT? HUH? HUH?

Glorified pussy ass chicken nuggets
2012-07-25, 3:51 AM #22
Originally posted by Antony:
I hate to say this, but I'm agreeing on all counts again. Traditional wings, blue cheese, and some celery, depending on the level of heat. I gotta be honest, if it's ridiculously hot, I'm gonna scarf some celery like no tomorrow. But that's only for things like the Triple Atomic wings at Quaker Steak.

The **** is ranch/blue cheese dressing anyway?
nope.
2012-07-25, 3:58 AM #23
Foot in mouth
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2012-07-25, 4:00 AM #24
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_cheese_dressing
2012-07-25, 5:50 AM #25
Those both sound horrid.
nope.
2012-07-25, 5:55 AM #26
thats because you only shove garbage into your ugly hate-filled mouth
2012-07-25, 11:23 AM #27
boneless wings is a misnomer. they're not wings! that said, still like 'em equally. i start feeling bad about eating the skin on traditional wings, makes me feel sick to the stomach, after about 15.
2012-07-25, 3:59 PM #28
36oz Bone-in Ribeye, with a side 8oz filet.
Glass of Maker's
A huge blunt of Trainwreck

That's my final meal for sure.
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2012-07-25, 5:18 PM #29
Originally posted by ragna:
boneless wings is a misnomer. they're not wings!

yes they are! they're from boneless chickens! Imagine live rubber chickens.....

...oh god, I just imagined it... nevermind. :saddowns:

As for me, hotwings (boneless preferred, since I'm a lazy ****), frenchfries (both wings and fries preferred to be from Wingstop), blucheese or ranch, carrots, blue raspberry icee, and home made brownies.

EDIT: and a cigar
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2012-07-25, 5:24 PM #30
Originally posted by mscbuck:
36oz Bone-in Ribeye, with a side 8oz filet.
Glass of Maker's
A huge blunt of Trainwreck

That's my final meal for sure.


Bro why you gonna smoke before you die you might get cancer
2012-07-25, 6:34 PM #31
Large rasher of corned beef and and an egregious amount of sauer kraut. Glenlivet to drink. Candied ginger for desert.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2012-07-26, 8:22 PM #32
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Those both sound horrid.


They're both complete bull****. Wings only need one thing on them and that's sauce.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2012-07-26, 8:36 PM #33
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
They're both complete bull****. Wings only need one thing on them and that's sauce.


truth
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2012-07-27, 11:14 AM #34
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
They're both complete bull****. Wings only need one thing on them and that's sauce.


Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
truth


Two tough guys dousing their wings in sauce to cover up the ****ty taste from whereever joke of a place they got them from
2012-07-27, 3:52 PM #35
Originally posted by Couchman:
Two tough guys dousing their wings in sauce to cover up the ****ty taste from whereever joke of a place they got them from

Truth.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2012-07-27, 5:05 PM #36
Originally posted by Couchman:
Two tough guys dousing their wings in sauce to cover up the ****ty taste from whereever joke of a place they got them from


incorrect... good wings with good sauce don't need to be dipped in crap
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2012-07-27, 5:18 PM #37
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
incorrect... good wings with good sauce don't need to be dipped in crap


blue cheese enhances the flavor...its just like any other sauce

dont try and come at me like one of those guys who douchely tries the hottest "suicide" sauce whereever they go just to try and eat the nearest pussy next to them

enjoy your wings, do what tastes best, blue cheese to a good hot sauce is the ying and yang of chicken wing eating

contrary to what the yearly chicken wing festival says, chicken wing consumption is not a sport, if you have a good blue cheese use it
2012-07-27, 6:03 PM #38
Your mom.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2012-07-27, 7:10 PM #39
Originally posted by Couchman:
blue cheese enhances the flavor...its just like any other sauce

dont try and come at me like one of those guys who douchely tries the hottest "suicide" sauce whereever they go just to try and eat the nearest pussy next to them

enjoy your wings, do what tastes best, blue cheese to a good hot sauce is the ying and yang of chicken wing eating

contrary to what the yearly chicken wing festival says, chicken wing consumption is not a sport, if you have a good blue cheese use it


Blue cheese is essential. It compliments the hell out of most sauces.

Also, **** you. I always eat the hottest wings, just because it's fun.
>>untie shoes
2012-07-28, 7:01 AM #40
Originally posted by Couchman:
Sounds like processed dogged ****, HOW DID THEY GET THAT BONE OUT? HUH? HUH?

Glorified pussy ass chicken nuggets


YOU CAN SUCK A **** I LIKE MY GELATIN MEAT PASTE.
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