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Bonus Minigame #2 (forum game)
2012-08-09, 12:40 PM #1
Bonus Minigame #2 [/SIZE][/COLOR]

(While in the middle of making my epic forum game to end all forum games...)

Objective: Be the first to reach 600 points. Alternatively, be the one with the most points before Monday, August 13th at midnight US Pacific Standard Time (PST).

How to Play: Simply make a post every hour on the hour (use the timestamp on the forum posts) to receive 30 points. Every minute which you are off before or after the hour is 1 point deducted.

Notes:
  • You can only post once to receive points per hour block. For example, between 5:31PM-6:29PM, you could not post both at 5:59 and 6:01 and get a total of 58 points.
  • No points are awarded on the half-hours.
  • You are encouraged to make the content of the posts as crazy as you wish (of which you're allowed to edit).


The game starts at 3PM PST (which should be a little over 2 hours from when this thread was posted).
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2012-08-09, 1:21 PM #2
QUICK TO THE FORUM OF JUZ

WHERE'S MISS SPAM-A-LOT
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2012-08-09, 2:14 PM #3
I'm posting now but I don't know if this is the right way to do it. One way or another I'll win.
2012-08-09, 3:00 PM #4
Alright, to kick this off, I'm posting pictures of the internet staple: adorable cats.

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2012-08-09, 5:12 PM #5
so if im posting at 5:12 i would get 18 points?
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2012-08-09, 6:45 PM #6
Assuming "5:12" is 12 minutes after the hour of which you posted, yes, it would be 18 points.

And for consistency, I'll count this as my post, which would make this 15 points.
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2012-08-09, 7:01 PM #7
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
QUICK TO THE FORUM OF JUZ

WHERE'S MISS SPAM-A-LOT


kjytfi65d
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2012-08-09, 7:30 PM #8
I win.
2012-08-09, 8:07 PM #9
That you do, Jon`C, and the rest of us will keep at it anyway.

For this post, I'll include one of many sorts of speedruns of videogames I enjoy. This one plays the first 4 Super Mario games with the exact same inputs on the controller:
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x9Pwy8C_6s
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2012-08-09, 8:30 PM #10
Originally posted by Gebohq:
That you do, Jon`C, and the rest of us will keep at it anyway.

For this post, I'll include one of many sorts of speedruns of videogames I enjoy. This one plays the first 4 Super Mario games with the exact same inputs on the controller:
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x9Pwy8C_6s

not sure if smb2 j is longer than smb2 u or if sacrified smb2 j time to make the other go faster
2012-08-09, 9:00 PM #11
I'm curious myself, since the site doesn't have a speedrun of the Japanese SMB2 surprisingly. Or at least I don't think they do.

I've also been fascinated with the concept of the Doomsday Clock lately, probably because it has the word "Doomsday" in it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock
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2012-08-09, 9:07 PM #12
pretty much anything with "doomsday" in it is usually interesting... unless it's used as a lure to drag you into something frightfully dull... i think they know that i'm onto them! :tinfoil:
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2012-08-10, 12:41 AM #13
But maybe it's not dull when there's also a tiny blue penis??

P.S.: Is Mario Bros. really just a jumpfest?? I know the guy spent some time running into walls while the other games moved along... but I'm still amazed that this is mathematically possible.
2012-08-10, 12:46 AM #14
WTF? Someone form 7 months ago, on the third youtube comment page seems to have read my mind about the first half of my post.
2012-08-10, 1:04 AM #15
gx mi89e76
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2012-08-10, 8:00 AM #16
Reverend Jones, normal gameplay for the Super Mario Bros. games do involve a lot of jumping, and the speedruns always portray at least a somewhat inaccurate depiction of the spirit of the games being ran as they exploit everything they can for the fastest time.

Also, why isn't it the end of the work week yet?
[http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxg8qcwrfM1qhxf9r.gif]

I rather like animation as well, so I enjoy sites like this:
http://framexframe.tumblr.com/
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2012-08-10, 10:00 AM #17
This is me in relation to every person who's ever written for NeS. :P
[http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/496/asdf.jpg]
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2012-08-10, 11:00 AM #18
This is me when I ask most people to write for NeS:
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
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2012-08-10, 12:00 PM #19
So on the off-chance that some of you may have thought this thread was anything other than an excuse for more activity on this forum...
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCH7chO4b-4&feature=relmfu
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2012-08-10, 2:05 PM #20
Eeeeeeeagle!!!
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2012-08-10, 2:58 PM #21
Characters I should dress up as for Halloween/strutting around:

Waluigi
[http://www.mariowiki.com/images/1/18/MKAGP2_Waluigi.jpg]

Jack Skellington
[http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57525/kingdomhearts/images/8/83/Jackkh2.png]

Slender Man
[http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/276817_235687291557_4740724_n.jpg]
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2012-08-10, 4:01 PM #22
The sort of things I think of when I thought up bonus forum games:
Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xsqXo8pW2c
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2012-08-11, 3:32 PM #23
I'M WINNING
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2012-08-11, 7:02 PM #24
Everyone posting in this thread is a winner.

Also, I was made aware just a bit ago that there's an ATHF character called a hand banana? It seems rather frightening.
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2012-08-11, 10:11 PM #25
Egad!
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2012-08-12, 11:05 PM #26
Dang it! i was so close this time...
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2012-08-12, 11:43 PM #27
Bonus rule: pictures of eagles before now add, like, a zillion points. As did posting jibberish, or "I'M WINNING" or responding to someone else.

The winner of this game therefore, without a doubt, goes to Jep. Congrats!
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2012-08-13, 9:01 AM #28
This thread is really making me want to contribute to Sarn's Story
2012-08-13, 4:10 PM #29
it was seriously almost impossible to post on the hour on the dot!
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