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Why? (forum game)
2012-09-18, 2:59 PM #1
For when you have the misfortune of dealing with a young child's incessant questioning...

Why?

Objective: Respond with the most answers before the forum game falls into an inactive state (I believe the forum is currently set to one week by default these days).

How to Play: A question will be posed to start the game. Anyone can, at any time, post an answer to that question, though any one person is discouraged (but not forbidden) from answering multiple times in a row. You are encouraged to respond as you would to a young child in real life that you actually care about. This child, however, will always reply back with the question "why?" -- even to "Because I said so" -- to which a different answer not previously given must be provided.

I'll provide the starting question:

"Why is the sky blue?"

((Note that I'm still working on my epic forum game to come, and for now, I'm throwing this one out there for kicks.))
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2012-09-18, 5:14 PM #2
To match your beautiful blue eyes...
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2012-09-19, 7:58 AM #3
Why?

Because it's nice when things match.
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2012-09-20, 3:25 PM #4
Why?

Because when nothing matches, there is chaos, and chaos is not nice.
幻術
2012-09-20, 7:19 PM #5
Why?

Chaos is not nice because it made your mommy leave.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2012-09-21, 11:17 PM #6
Why?

Because it made her stop loving anyone besides Mr Jack Daniels .(
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2012-09-22, 5:29 PM #7
Why?

Because Jack Daniels loves her too.

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幻術
2012-09-23, 8:29 PM #8
Why?

Because Jack Daniels marinates that meat.
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2012-09-24, 9:53 AM #9
Why?

Because that's what they said at TGIFriday's
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2012-09-25, 8:12 AM #10
Why?

Because they want you to eat their burgers.
幻術
2012-09-25, 10:19 AM #11
Why?

Because that is how they make a living.
The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
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2012-09-27, 11:21 AM #12
Why?

Because when they sell burgers they get paid and they can pay for things.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

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