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2012-10-12, 6:00 PM #41
Originally posted by Spook:
Geb that is not okay

Note to self: spook Spook.
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2012-10-16, 10:20 AM #42
Aww, I horrified everyone with my bad pun.
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2012-10-16, 10:44 AM #43
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Black Widow spiders.

I live in an area where these exist (but are not necessarily that common). I'm really glad I don't live where there are brown recluse spiders -- those really freak me out. Black Widows are seldom deadly and bites can be treated with antivenom. Brown recluse bites can result in tissue necrosis and there's no antivenom for it.
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2012-10-16, 11:54 AM #44
yeah, brown recluse spiders are horrifying because of what their bite can do. black widows though... their bite is bad enough, but they but look SO creepy! giant shiny black bloated abdomen contrasted against long extra spindly legs.... BLEGH! gives me the heebeegeebees!
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2012-10-17, 8:25 PM #45
Clowns.....all clowns
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2012-10-18, 1:44 AM #46
So what's your feeling on:
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2012-10-18, 1:49 AM #47
Make it an Australian spider-clown and my barbie's gonna cry out for an extra shrimp. Wi-hink.
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2012-10-18, 4:32 AM #48
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

Somehow I've got to figure out how to add this to my Halloween decorations...
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2012-10-21, 3:28 PM #49
I sleep with my feet tucked under the blankets so that they can't grab me by the ankles and pull me out.
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2012-10-21, 4:09 PM #50
Final_Hope__ is back?
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2012-10-21, 10:28 PM #51
I think I'm feeling up for a little participation here again, yes.
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2012-10-26, 12:26 AM #52
Well I wasnt afraid of Slenderman... but then I watched this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqV5t6RDu0w&feature=g-all-u

In the dark, with headphones on, fullscreen mode.
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2012-10-27, 2:53 PM #53
I'm a bit late to this thread...but I'm scared of aliens and things potentially coming out of drains. Fears that both developed from watching the X-Files. >_>
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2012-10-27, 5:25 PM #54
I'm afraid of escalators. I don't know why.
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2012-10-27, 8:15 PM #55
I had a situation last night that was pretty terrifying.. My wife was gone out to something with a girlfriend.. I was home.. alone. I reached for my Sailor Jerry's... I had 3/4 of a handle on top of the fridge, along with another full, unopened handle. I pulled down the already opened handle.. and bumped into the other handle.. It fell... It fell from the top of the fridge.. I slowed the fall with my elbow.. It landed on the counter.. I thought I was safe. Then it rolled off the counter onto the floor. I tried to catch it with my foot. But alas.. I was unable to save it. It shattered on the ground. A whole handle gone to waste.

Scary story, right????
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2012-10-27, 9:35 PM #56
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
for some reason walking up a flight of stair when there is a light on upstairs, but downstairs is completely dark. That is terrifying.


THIS. I really need to resist the urge to sprint up the stairs into the light. I'm always thinking something will grab my leg.
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