Okay guys, so someone brought up an exciting new idea in some thread somewhere, and frankly it's the best thing to be posted in years: Videoconferencing with Sarn_Cadrill! This ongoing Youtube series could single-handedly save the Star Wars: Dark Forces II Jedi Knight community and rejuvinate the forums. Every week we call Sarn on the videophone and discuss various topics of interest, such as:

• Motorcycles
• Killing things
• Shooting your gun at things and killing them
• Boats: How much fun are they really?
• The trials and tribulations of military life

Also, it's a little known fact that Sarn used to run the Massassi Dating Service, a tragically under-utilized internet dating website by Massassians for Massassians. Each week Sarn will use his matchmaking skills to set one lucky Massassi man up on a date. Seriously, this is so simple and easy, how did nobody think of this until that guy in the other thread thought of it? We should have been doing this YEARS ago.

It has been some years since I've chit-chatted with him via video. Maybe he can point his camera out the window so I can see SoCal.

It might be worth it to be doing my part to save Massassi.

You're welcome, Massassi.

Well you should combine this idea with your Massassi registration suggestions. All new Massassi applicants must first video conference with Sarn.

That already is the idea, Triscuit.

Sarn doesn't seem to want to participate. :sad:

We don't need his permission. We will find a replacement Sarn.

You can't replace me. Tracer I'm honored that you and Antony recognize the value of my particular skill set for this endeavor. But I don't think CoolMatty could afford my services.

It's ok. He can apply for a federal subsidy of some sort in order to revive an ailing community.