O.o she's pretty.

http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/12/03/bioshock-infinite-cosplayer-becomes-official-face-of-elizabeth#.UL2oghKP5as.facebook
http://ormeli.deviantart.com/

I'm more and more intrigued by Bioshock: Infinite as time passes by, especially since in the beginning it just seemed to be "HEY LET'S PUT ALL THESE SPLICERS IN THE SKY".

Maybe it will be "SYSTEM SHOCK 2 IN THE SKY".

i'd tap that

alright

If I had the money, I'd hire her too.

well, we know she looks good in blue...

I bet she has a cock.

She can have mine...

Actually, she does look a bit like Charlie Kyrn, though I'm also reminded of Luna, the painfully adorable latina with a pina.

-First link NSFW, by the way. The other, SFW but not everything on the blog is.

i know too much about your fetishes now

Weeeeeiiiiiirrrrrd

oh jarl

-oh boy

Those girls are wayyy too skinny for my tastes. Oh well.



You know, it's possible to be attracted to various body types without it automatically being a "fetish". In point of kibbitzing fact, per the ICD-10-GM and DSM-IV-TR, fetishism is exclusively with regards to inanimate objects, so you can't have a fetish about people or any part of them.

if there's a possibility in your mind she might have a cock then just let her blow you... if you don't see the penis it isn't there

Little did I know that my passing comment would trigger such discourse. This is why I'm here, folks.

I believe this is the classic formulation for the Schroedinger's 'Box' thought experiment.

wouldn't that mean the peen both exists and does not exist simultaneously??

Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZLIQodHaFk

A customer enters a pet shop.
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Mr. Praline: {pause} I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this cat what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Schrödinger's Cat... What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead cat when I have one in a box, and I have one in THIS BOX, right now!

Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable cat, the Schrödinger one, idn'it, ay? Beautiful pussy!

Mr. Praline: The pussy don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll get him out! (shouting at the box) 'Ello, Mister Schrödinger's Cat! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...

(owner hits the box)
Owner: There, he moved!
Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the box!
Owner: I never!!
Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!
Owner: I never, never did anything...
Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the box repeatedly) 'ELLO SCHRÖDIE!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

(Takes cat out of the box and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)

Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead cat.

Owner: Well... of course! You took it out of the box, it certainly is now!

Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That cat was definitely deceased the moment I got it not 'alf an hour ago.

Owner: No no! 'e was pinin'!

Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This cat is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-CAT!!

(pause)
Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of cats.
Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.
Owner: {pause} I got a slug.

(pause)

Mr. Praline: (sweet as sugar) Pray, is it the author of Can-Yun-O-Ace-Is?

Owner: Nnnnot really.
Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

good stuff right there ^

Cosplayer? I hardly know 'er!

This thread delivers, but I am not signing for it.

I like this Alan. I call him homicide because he kills me.

That Charlie Kyrn mangirl is gorgeous! She looks very feminine and pretty and yet has a dick, it's a perfect combination of girly prettiness and hot dickitude. <3

I love this Krokodile. I call him Kock, because that's what he loves. This guy is a helluva queer.

No, Krokodile had sex with a Finnish lady.

I love this Krokodile. I call him the Dutch door because he swings both ways.

Strangely enough, regardless of orientation, men fixate primarily on breasts, dicks, and feet, in porn. But, as one might expect, porn involving trans women has a viewer base dominated by heterosexual men. (Gay men aren't really interested, since it's full of women... Bisexual men make up some part of the viewer base, presumably because they are attracted to women.) This Google talk is one of the best uses of an hour that you could probably invest in.
NSFW: Authors@Google - A Billion Wicked Thoughts

QED, an interest in trans women (in porn or IRL) doesn't make a guy queer.

I know, man. I'm just playing.

Well I would speculate that every category of porn is predominately viewed by heterosexual males- simply because that group is, probably by far, the largest consumer of porn.

Again I would speculate that includes even male gay porn but I really don't want to do the research to confirm this.

After thinking about this further, my conclusion is - women need to watch more porn.

You would be surprised how many women watch porn.

Maybe, but is it on anywhere near the same frequency as men?

I don't imagine so. I'm basing this off of purely anecdotal experience, but if the women I've known are any baseline (and I surely hope they are not, now that I think about it), then women watch a lot of it too.

is that why you decided to become a fat chick?

Thanks, Darth_Alran. You always knew how to do a better job with your forum posts. Unlike GBK.

some cosplayers are hot and female... I didn't realise this was news.

This has been a very interesting thread

Oh snap. Working on it! Takes time, you know, after being so skinny so long. Om nom nom!

And women would watch a lot more porn, if there were more of it that was actually good. (Not saying that the enormous glut of bodice-rippers are good, per se, but they leave more to the imagination than "here's a face full of dicks" videos.)

I spent Friday night stoned and drunk in a local pub screaming about how me and the girl I was with like the same porn. I know lots of women who watch lots of porn. They're also mostly writers, dancers, actresses and models, so none of us are the most stable group around.

Doesn't an interest in trans women make a guy someone who is interested in trans women? I don't understand why that becomes so complicated to people over the age of 16.

and now, a face full of dicks.