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Yet another, I hate my life post.
2003-12-04, 4:09 PM #1
I squash a roch and it just explodes all over me. This is the sickest thing that has ever happened to me. I am scard for life. And the irony is that the damn roch is still ******* alive and trying to craw around. I CLEANED MY ******* ROOM AND THEY WONT FREAKEN LEAVE JESUS

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2003-12-04, 4:12 PM #2
I honestly don't know what to say...

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2003-12-04, 4:13 PM #3
I love my life.

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2003-12-04, 4:13 PM #4
Hmmm ew comes to mind methinks.

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2003-12-04, 4:21 PM #5
Bah, that's nothing compared to what they were doing on Fear Factor last night.

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2003-12-04, 4:23 PM #6
awww if they're everywhere in your room i think you gotta call the exterminator [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] personally im too much of a jittery freak to even sleep in rooms like that

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2003-12-04, 4:28 PM #7
These are the small fast roachs. Last place I lived we had the big FLYING roachs. I freaken batted a flying one around and it wouldnt freaken die.

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2003-12-04, 4:28 PM #8
These are the small fast roachs. Last place I lived we had the big FLYING roachs. I freaken batted a flying one around and it wouldnt freaken die.

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2003-12-04, 4:33 PM #9
I love roaches. They're great with mustard.

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2003-12-04, 4:36 PM #10
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2003-12-04, 4:37 PM #11
Thank you for sharing Nauree, really.

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2003-12-04, 4:40 PM #12
Just remember: for every one dead roach you find, there are 12 living in your walls.

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2003-12-04, 5:44 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolvie17:
awww if they're everywhere in your room i think you gotta call the exterminator [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] </font>


Bah...just get yourself a can of hairspray/spraypaint and one of those long barbeque lighters. That's how I take care of insects... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]


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2003-12-04, 6:10 PM #14
i have more of a reason to hate my life but i don't complain about it or let it bug me...

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2003-12-04, 6:12 PM #15
No, I think that's just what you saw in Aracnephobia.

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2003-12-04, 6:12 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
i have more of a reason to hate my life but i don't complain about it or let it bug me...

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2003-12-05, 12:50 AM #17
At my old house it caught on fire one time and that got rid of all the roaches. Burn baby, burrrrrn!

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2003-12-05, 1:15 AM #18
You should try stepping on a snail with your bare feet. That happened to me once. It was NOT fun.

Here is an even grosser tale: One time my cat decided to take a dump in the corner of my door without even bother to let me know he wanted out. I was horrified that he did that and the first thing I did was throw my TV's remote at him. Unfortunately, he dodged it and the remote landed RIGHT into the poo. His poo was like melted cholcolate so the remote was covered in wet poo. Damn that was disgusting. That isn't all though. When I opened the door so I could chase him out, because of the location of the poo, I was forced to SMASH the poo against the door and the wall. A HUGE poo smear was all over the corner of the door and the wall. It was so fowl I couldn't bring myself to clean it so I just dumped some kitty litter to absorb it and had my mother clean it up later that day. As for the remote, I washed the poo off in the sink, being careful not to get the innerds wet AND not to get the poo on me. That was one disguisting experince I ever had in a long time. That happened about two years ago, BTW.

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2003-12-05, 2:36 AM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
Just remember: for every one dead roach you find, there are 12 living in your walls.

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That is a very comforting thought... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]
2003-12-05, 10:47 AM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SavageX378:
You should try stepping on a snail with your bare feet. That happened to me once. It was NOT fun.

Here is an even grosser tale: One time my cat decided to take a dump in the corner of my door without even bother to let me know he wanted out. I was horrified that he did that and the first thing I did was throw my TV's remote at him. Unfortunately, he dodged it and the remote landed RIGHT into the poo. His poo was like melted cholcolate so the remote was covered in wet poo. Damn that was disgusting. That isn't all though. When I opened the door so I could chase him out, because of the location of the poo, I was forced to SMASH the poo against the door and the wall. A HUGE poo smear was all over the corner of the door and the wall. It was so fowl I couldn't bring myself to clean it so I just dumped some kitty litter to absorb it and had my mother clean it up later that day. As for the remote, I washed the poo off in the sink, being careful not to get the innerds wet AND not to get the poo on me. That was one disguisting experince I ever had in a long time. That happened about two years ago, BTW.

-- SavageX

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sorry, i had to laugh reading that...



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2003-12-05, 11:25 AM #21
iewwww

this is the grossest thread evor.

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2003-12-05, 11:30 AM #22
Once I was at my dad's house and I like pulled back the sheets to go to bed and a roach flew out... I didn't sleep very well that night. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2003-12-05, 11:42 AM #23
I'm s***-scared of mice... when one was in my bed, I actually freaked.

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2003-12-05, 12:09 PM #24
its not relay im scard of the creature itself, im just pissed cause its in my territory/castle/space

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