You should try stepping on a snail with your bare feet. That happened to me once. It was NOT fun.
Here is an even grosser tale: One time my cat decided to take a dump in the corner of my door without even bother to let me know he wanted out. I was horrified that he did that and the first thing I did was throw my TV's remote at him. Unfortunately, he dodged it and the remote landed RIGHT into the poo. His poo was like melted cholcolate so the remote was covered in wet poo. Damn that was disgusting. That isn't all though. When I opened the door so I could chase him out, because of the location of the poo, I was forced to SMASH the poo against the door and the wall. A HUGE poo smear was all over the corner of the door and the wall. It was so fowl I couldn't bring myself to clean it so I just dumped some kitty litter to absorb it and had my mother clean it up later that day. As for the remote, I washed the poo off in the sink, being careful not to get the innerds wet AND not to get the poo on me. That was one disguisting experince I ever had in a long time. That happened about two years ago, BTW.
-- SavageX
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