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Idiotic idioms
2004-01-03, 1:56 PM #1
Do you have a mind-numbingly stupid expression? Post it here!

Urine is just generic pee.

You'll catch more flies with honey than with SHUT THE HELL UP!

Poop is nature's dirtiest palindrome.

It's never too late to procrastinate.

On the road of life, there are passengers and there are drivers. And here I am, locked in the ****ing trunk.
2004-01-03, 2:09 PM #2
ummm... house without toilet is uncanny... ?

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-01-03, 2:12 PM #3
Be thankful for what you've got, because frankly, I'm the best.

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2004-01-03, 2:13 PM #4
None of those are idioms.

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"Well, it could be worse -- it could be windy!" -popular Canadian saying.
So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!
2004-01-03, 2:14 PM #5
A land without earth is nothing.

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2004-01-03, 2:14 PM #6
Don't cross the stree if you can't get out of the kitchen.

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2004-01-03, 2:14 PM #7
And then we can all build a big purple thing over Africa.

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"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis
2004-01-03, 2:15 PM #8
Confucious say; man who run behind car get exhausted.

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-01-03, 2:16 PM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Krig_the_Viking:
None of those are idioms.

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You have a better word to fit the clever little topic thingy, then? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-01-03, 2:49 PM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Confucious say; man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucious say; man who stand on toilet high on pot.

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2004-01-03, 2:52 PM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
You have a better word to fit the clever little topic thingy, then? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Exasperating Expressions? :P

Don't mind me, I'm just a philology nut. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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"Well, it could be worse -- it could be windy!" -popular Canadian saying.
So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!
2004-01-03, 2:53 PM #12
One who cracks a nut will not get a prize.

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2004-01-03, 2:54 PM #13
Confucious say; never play leap frog with a unicorn

Confucious also say; man who live in glass house dress in basement
sigs are fun stuff
2004-01-03, 2:56 PM #14
Id love to listen to my guts, but theyve got **** for brains...

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-01-03, 2:57 PM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
Confucious say; man who stand on toilet high on pot.

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Confucious say: man who fly airplane upside down crack up



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2004-01-03, 2:58 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Confucious say; man who run behind car get exhausted.</font>


And man who run in front of car get tired.

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2004-01-03, 3:01 PM #17
Man who go into airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

[This message has been edited by Hellequin (edited January 03, 2004).]
2004-01-03, 3:20 PM #18
This is a good a place as any for this quote:

"I love carrying PSUs (Computer Power Supplies) around by the rails, its like carrying a human heart by the aorta." ... ME!


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"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
2004-01-03, 8:40 PM #19
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on someone else



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2004-01-04, 8:48 AM #20
"Everybody makes mistakes" said the hedgehog getting off the hairbrush.

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Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.
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2004-01-04, 9:13 AM #21
"Out of the way" is a pretty stupid idiom!
2004-01-04, 12:51 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
And man who run in front of car get tired</font>

That must be a pretty slow car or a really fast person running in front.

My idiom thingie:
A world without Massassi would be [very bad place/situation here].
Need I say more?

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Confucius say same thing

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It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
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[This message has been edited by Darth Slaw (edited January 04, 2004).]
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2004-01-04, 1:51 PM #23
Hehe darth slaw didn't get it... Tired...




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2004-01-04, 4:44 PM #24
Where you find cows you find steak.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it</font>


---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it
---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
2004-01-04, 4:46 PM #25
"I see," said the blind man, as he picked up the hammer and saw.

As the carpenter once said, "I've cut this board three times and it's still too short!"

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-01-04, 5:23 PM #26
That reminds me of something:

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard this noise,
He came and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.
2004-01-04, 5:25 PM #27
er... I heard it "On a dark dark night in the middle of the day, two dead boys went out to play..." [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited January 04, 2004).]
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-01-04, 5:27 PM #28
Confucius say: Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

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2004-01-04, 5:30 PM #29
Not idioms, people, not idioms.

"Ran him over" is funny. I can't think of anything else at the moment.
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2004-01-04, 5:38 PM #30
::Peter Griffin-esque laugh::
2004-01-04, 5:38 PM #31
Man who fart in church sit in own pu.

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