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what does massassi need
2004-01-02, 1:29 PM #1
what do you think massassi needs to be even better?

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janitor bobs idea of rogers video: He's actually the overweight guy next door who has a HUGE selection of videos, including the entire Lethal Weapon, Halloween, and 'Ernest' series.
The advantage is is that you can 'borrow' movies for long amounts of time without him remembering that you borrowed them.

The disadvantage is the pizza cheese grime on the DVDs
2004-01-02, 1:41 PM #2
Less trolls.

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Massassian since: March 12, 2001

[=-"The hardest thing is to forgive, but God does;
Even if you murdered or robbed, years wrong, but God loves;
Take one step toward him, he takes two toward you;
Even when all else fail, God supports you." - Nas-=]
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2004-01-02, 1:51 PM #3
Amen.

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The Matrix: Unplugged
2004-01-02, 1:56 PM #4
End of thread.

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Mischief. Mayhem. Soap.
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2004-01-02, 2:03 PM #5
no..

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janitor bobs idea of rogers video: He's actually the overweight guy next door who has a HUGE selection of videos, including the entire Lethal Weapon, Halloween, and 'Ernest' series.
The advantage is is that you can 'borrow' movies for long amounts of time without him remembering that you borrowed them.

The disadvantage is the pizza cheese grime on the DVDs
2004-01-02, 2:06 PM #6
are you questioning the perfection of massassi?

BLASPHEMY!

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2004-01-02, 2:06 PM #7
Wimmins.

... but I'd settle with no trolls too.

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2004-01-02, 2:07 PM #8
I only see three trolls on this thread. And one of them is not the original poster.
2004-01-02, 2:30 PM #9
are u one of them?

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2004-01-02, 2:33 PM #10
More debates.

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2004-01-02, 2:35 PM #11
I been to other forums, and I kind of like how you can easily upload attachments or make your own polls.
2004-01-02, 2:36 PM #12
That's easy, MORE GIRLS

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2004-01-02, 2:38 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cloud:
I been to other forums, and I kind of like how you can easily upload attachments or make your own polls.</font>


That'd get out of hand really fast.



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2004-01-02, 2:44 PM #14
Taller people.

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2004-01-02, 2:45 PM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kak:
I only see three trolls on this thread. And one of them is not the original poster.</font>


Explain.



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Massassian since: March 12, 2001

[=-"The hardest thing is to forgive, but God does;
Even if you murdered or robbed, years wrong, but God loves;
Take one step toward him, he takes two toward you;
Even when all else fail, God supports you." - Nas-=]
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2004-01-02, 2:49 PM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
Taller people.

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Damn! I was going to say that.

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All the prism in the world couldn't make hue.
2004-01-02, 2:51 PM #17
No avatars or pics in sigs EVER. NEVER EVER LET THAT HAPPEN. Oh and it's perfect how it is.

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"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis
2004-01-02, 3:06 PM #18
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kak:
I only see three trolls on this thread. And one of them is not the original poster.</font>


iamsoshort is two trolls?

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The Matrix: Unplugged
2004-01-02, 3:22 PM #19
Administrators who don't speak in riddles. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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1 of 14 | 6-16 Never Forget. | Click.
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2004-01-02, 3:45 PM #20
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by lateralus:
Administrators who don't speak in riddles. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

</font>


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2004-01-02, 3:59 PM #21
Massassi needs editing programs that work on macs. bye the way, what is a troll?

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2004-01-02, 4:00 PM #22
tehehehe

Id like an avatar.. Only in JPG form, so we wouldnt have animated stuff.. thatd be nice

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2004-01-02, 4:02 PM #23
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Aikanaro:
Massassi needs editing programs that work on macs. bye the way, what is a troll?

</font>


Can't help you with the first one, but a troll is someone who posts mainly useless garbage on a message board with intent to make it a less happy place for the other denizens. Thanks for asking! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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1 of 14 | 6-16 Never Forget. | Click.
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2004-01-02, 4:04 PM #24
The only way avatars would be okay is if they were automatically tinted green.

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"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis
2004-01-02, 4:13 PM #25
Language filter

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2004-01-02, 4:15 PM #26
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Language filter

</font>

If I recall, we already have one.

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1 of 14 | 6-16 Never Forget. | Click.
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2004-01-02, 4:20 PM #27
Yes, Massassi has a swear filter. I ****ing **** you not. However, what we really need is a grammar filter.

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2004-01-02, 4:23 PM #28
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by COTF_Dude:
That's easy, MORE GIRLS

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I can't believe more people haven't said this yet.

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2004-01-02, 4:32 PM #29
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by COTF_Dude:
That's easy, MORE GIRLS</font>


Moreover; more Single, Sane, Smart and Sexy girls between the ages of 18 and 24.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-01-02, 4:40 PM #30
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Moreover; more Single, Sane, Smart and Sexy girls between the ages of 18 and 24.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

</font>


Yes. Exactly. And they need to be able to post pictures of themselves.

This is beginning to be quite sad.

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[This message has been edited by phoenix_9286 (edited January 02, 2004).]
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-01-02, 4:45 PM #31
Beginning? Nooo mon ami. It went down hill long ago.

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2004-01-02, 5:06 PM #32
More cowbell, and the admins replaced by Christopher Walken.
2004-01-02, 5:09 PM #33
It could use a tad of salt...

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2004-01-02, 5:10 PM #34
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
Id like an avatar.. Only in JPG form, so we wouldnt have animated stuff.. thatd be nice

</font>


Fishstickz! I baked this cake for you.. Oh, that needle sticking out of it? It's a.. uh.. ah.. decoration. Yes. That's it. A decoration. Good, take a nice big bite. So, how 'bout them Yankee's? Wipe that foam off your mouth, please. It's rude to foam. Now, look at that.. I dug a hole for you to sleep in! *push* *seals hole in ground*

*dusts off hands* What? You didn't see a damn thing, got it?

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2004-01-02, 5:17 PM #35
Massassi needs some kind of writers' union.

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2004-01-02, 5:21 PM #36
What? You ban one of us.. You ban us all!!!

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
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2004-01-02, 5:28 PM #37
If I recall, all the sexy girls who have come here over the years were all scared away.

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2004-01-02, 6:09 PM #38
But they were here for a little while!!

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
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2004-01-02, 6:31 PM #39
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Eversor:
If I recall, all the sexy girls who have come here over the years were all scared away.

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hay i'm still here! oh... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

En-e-Way. I want a bigger soul box.... IT's CRAMPED in here!

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2004-01-02, 7:10 PM #40
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Moreover; more Single, Sane, Smart and Sexy girls between the ages of 18 and 24.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

</font>


Plenty of that where I go to school, and even live. God, I love college [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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