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North Korea does a thing: 2013 edition.
2013-02-19, 8:46 AM #41
I'm not an America apologist or anything. It's not like we're the only country to have actually successfully performed a mass genocide.
>>untie shoes
2013-02-19, 11:09 AM #42
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Considering how bad the DPRK is, yeah, you sort of are.

Now I'm not a Nazi apologist or anything, but it's not like they killed every Jew in Europe. Furthermore,



Your analogy here makes no sense
2013-02-19, 11:47 AM #43
just stop posting
2013-02-21, 2:10 AM #44
Originally posted by TSM_Bguitar:
Your analogy here makes no sense

Well it's a Korean supremacist dictatorship so it has more than a few things in common. NK dresses up like an old-school Communist dictatorship but is more of an ideological descendant of the previous Japanese administration.
2013-02-21, 2:24 AM #45
No Recusant it's totally different. For example, Adolf Hitler was a popular and democratically elected leader, while on the other hand the Kims are unelected despots who maintain power with bribes and luxuries obtained directly from drug smuggling and human trafficking.
2013-02-21, 2:28 AM #46
But the same could be said of America!!

[50 page rant about how the DPRK is unjustly vilified by a western media that just doesn't "get" juche]
2013-02-21, 10:18 AM #47
Bro do you even juche?
2013-02-28, 11:50 AM #48
I have reason to believe NK developed their rockets in Kerbal space program.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2013-03-07, 9:50 AM #49
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/08/world/asia/north-korea-warns-of-pre-emptive-nuclear-attack.html?pagewanted=all

Is this new? Did I miss this or did this just happen? That just happened.

" The United Nations Security Council approved a new regimen of sanctions on Thursday against North Korea for its underground nuclear test last month, imposing penalties on North Korean banking, travel and trade in a unanimous vote that reflected the country’s increased international isolation. [/COLOR]
...
The resolution, which was drafted by the United States and China, was passed 15-0 in a speedy vote hours after North Korea threatened for the first time to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike against the United States and South Korea." [/COLOR]
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2013-03-07, 9:58 AM #50
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/waste/little_man_syndrome_by_jollyjack-d5sno37_zpse5db59f1.jpg]
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2013-03-07, 6:26 PM #51
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-03-08/un-orders-tough-new-sanctions-against-north-korea-amid-nuke-thr/4559772
They tore up the armistice agreement and cut the hotline to south korea.
2013-03-07, 8:32 PM #52
It sounds like NK is trying the old tactic of "Act out a lot, and the go to the negotiation table to ask for more aid." Looks like that might not be going to well for them this time. The Nuke thing may have crossed a line.
2013-03-07, 9:51 PM #53
Also directly stating that their missile program wasn't peaceful, that they are making more specifically to launch at the US/Japan/Whoever, and tearing up the armistice. I think they got themselves stuck in a cycle of escalation, except nobody else is listening.
2013-03-09, 11:38 AM #54
yeah... i got to watch this on the news at 5:00 in the morning in a room full of people going into the army/marines/navy... that was interesting.
Hopefully this IS just blustering... cant really imagine they have the capability of pulling something like a preemptive nuke strike off.

also fastgamerr... that is probably the BEST comic strip i have ever seen!
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2013-03-09, 12:29 PM #55
Oh they obviously have the capability to fire a nuke. The problem is, they can't get it to the USA. So they'd probably just trash South Korea.
2013-03-09, 2:43 PM #56
Even if they do have like, a single ICBM stored away somewhere, I'm sure the US has the capability to swat it out of the sky, Japan too probably.
2013-03-09, 3:03 PM #57
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Oh they obviously have the capability to fire a nuke.
Unless by 'fire' you mean 'heave onto a flatbed truck with a crane and drive to the target', no, they really don't.
2013-03-09, 4:42 PM #58
Fire out of a 1950s piece of artillery.
2013-03-10, 12:07 AM #59
Originally posted by Tibby:
Even if they do have like, a single ICBM stored away somewhere, I'm sure the US has the capability to swat it out of the sky, Japan too probably.


Might want to read this.
2013-03-10, 12:24 AM #60
Heh, Yousaf Butt.
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2013-03-10, 12:48 AM #61
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Oh they obviously have the capability to fire a nuke.


Originally posted by Tibby:
I'm sure the US has the capability to swat it out of the sky, Japan too probably.


man where are you guys getting this stuff
2013-03-10, 12:58 AM #62
North Korea's got Pyongyang, but South Korea's got S E O U L!
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2013-03-10, 5:48 AM #63
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Unless by 'fire' you mean 'heave onto a flatbed truck with a crane and drive to the target', no, they really don't.


I'm sure they could manage to launch something across the border, even if it's not well aimed. Hell, they could probably just fly it over, kamikaze style, and drop it wherever South Korea shoots it down.
2013-03-10, 4:56 PM #64
Originally posted by saberopus:
man where are you guys getting this stuff

Patriot batteries exist.
2013-03-10, 4:57 PM #65
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
I'm sure they could manage to launch something across the border, even if it's not well aimed. Hell, they could probably just fly it over, kamikaze style, and drop it wherever South Korea shoots it down.

Launch a dozen 1950s scuds full of chemicals, one of which has a nuke with some sort of wacky failsafe deadmans switch if it gets shot down.
2013-03-10, 8:45 PM #66
We're all going to die.

I wish some people hadn't felt such an intense urge to hasten the process.
幻術
2013-03-10, 11:20 PM #67
All the really have to do is get it high enough into the air.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_pulse#Starfish_Prime
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2013-03-11, 8:44 AM #68
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
It sounds like NK is trying the old tactic of "Act out a lot, and the go to the negotiation table to ask for more aid." Looks like that might not be going to well for them this time. The Nuke thing may have crossed a line.


Indeed, it doesn't seem to be working that well this time around. And the South has ramped up its' rhetoric against the North as well. Granted this happens quite often (and we even saw the North shell a Southern military installation recently-ish). I don't think we need to be assuming war will happen at this point as some commentators keep suggesting.
2013-03-14, 4:33 AM #69
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
All the really have to do is get it high enough into the air.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_pulse#Starfish_Prime


Starfish Prime was the worst autobot leader after Rodimus Prime.

-Anyways, that North Korea's real crazy, huh?
2013-03-14, 5:53 AM #70
Crazy North Korea, man.
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2013-03-14, 6:19 AM #71
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/waste/little_man_syndrome_by_jollyjack-d5sno37_zpse5db59f1.jpg]

I can't believe I nearly missed seeing this comic, that's hilarious
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2013-03-14, 9:18 AM #72
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Crazy North Korea, man.

And then you showed up.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2013-03-14, 9:21 AM #73
Yeah, I know man. But you know, you seem like a cool cat. You need to come and hang out with us so you can learn what that twitchin' is all about.
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2013-03-14, 11:36 AM #74
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Yeah, I know man. But you know, you seem like a cool cat. You need to come and hang out with us so you can learn what that twitchin' is all about.

Hey Nikumubeki, remember when I licked the back of Jack's skull?
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2013-03-14, 11:44 AM #75
Heh... ... eh, Jack?

Who's jack
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2013-03-14, 12:35 PM #76
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Heh... ... eh, Jack?

Who's jack

I mean Kroko. Kroko was who I licked. No, wait, no, it was Antony. Ah, nobody cares.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2013-03-14, 12:38 PM #77
I just think that this is, this...

.. this, you know, this, the way the events have occured in the last year has been really disasterous for, not just people, but..

... you know, entertainment and, you know, many other things on the whole, and...
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2013-03-14, 1:07 PM #78
The thread is giving me an idea. Everything I do and say should be recorded by cameras. Do you think that Walt would be interested in that?
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2013-03-14, 1:11 PM #79
Walt Disney is dead.
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2013-03-14, 1:16 PM #80
Who killed Walt Disney? With a wrench?
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
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