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Jedi Knight 4 CONFIRMED!!!
2013-04-01, 12:15 AM #1
Pasadena, CA - Lucasarts entertainment inc. announced Monday that they are currently in development of 'Jedi Knight 4,' the third sequel to the original 'Dark Forces'.

"We are pleased to announce this long awaited title to our fan base," said Simon Jeffery, president of Lucasarts.

But truly, that first two sentence was for the mouseover. Check the date yall :awesome:
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2013-04-01, 12:29 AM #2
Ah yes, Dark Forces 5: Jedi Knight 4: Jedi Outcast 3: Jedi Academy 2: Jedi Fool: The Fool Who Follows.
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2013-04-01, 12:36 AM #3
You're so wrong, Gebohq.

Naturally it's going to be Dark Forces 5: Jedi Knight 4: Jedi Outcast 3: Jedi Academy 2: TODOACRUISER 3000 A.D. FOREVER
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2013-04-01, 1:24 AM #4
damn that means it will ahve hard puzzles
2013-04-01, 1:33 AM #5
Damn, man, you gotta at least try to make me believe you!
DO NOT WANT.
2013-04-01, 2:31 AM #6
Yeah I don't think you're actually going to fool anybody with the title, even if they are unaware of the date =p
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2013-04-01, 8:58 AM #7
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2013-04-01, 9:35 AM #8
Originally posted by Reid:
wouldn't it be grand if they made a proper game, released it with an editor & server, and sold you a disc with a cd-key that can be installed and played offline?


No?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2013-04-01, 12:49 PM #9
eww, a disk? Reid, no
2013-04-01, 12:58 PM #10
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Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2013-04-01, 1:20 PM #11
Whoa guys did you hear there's a Force Commander demo coming out today?
2013-04-01, 6:03 PM #12
Originally posted by Reid:
wouldn't it be grand if they made a proper game, released it with an editor & server, and sold you a disc with a cd-key that can be installed and played offline?


So long as I could buy it in steam and therefore don't have to bother with a disc.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2013-04-01, 8:30 PM #13
This thread does not deliver.
>>untie shoes
2013-04-01, 9:10 PM #14
i wish your mother didn't deliver
2013-04-01, 9:14 PM #15
Originally posted by Tibby:
i wish your mother didn't deliver


i wish yours wouldn't have agreed to anal
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2013-04-01, 10:45 PM #16
Dang it you slightly modified my joke into something far less clever!
I have been owned, owned gentlemen!
:argh:
2013-04-01, 10:54 PM #17
his was better actually
DO NOT WANT.
2013-04-01, 10:56 PM #18
Mine had a lead in!
Joke science man, joke science!
2013-04-01, 11:47 PM #19
I am recalling from my joke science class in college that no joke can survive attempts to explain its mechanics.
2013-04-01, 11:51 PM #20
Something that Krokodile still needs to learn.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2013-04-02, 12:11 AM #21
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
I am recalling from my joke science class in college that no joke can survive attempts to explain its mechanics.

my professor spent the entire semester detailing how horrible his family life was
the exam was just the aristocrats written over and over??? waste time imo the ink was weird and red and it dripped down the page too
2013-04-02, 12:56 AM #22
Originally posted by Reverend Jones:
I am recalling from my joke science class in college that no joke can survive attempts to explain its mechanics.


"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a bird, you find out how it works but it's dead" -some famous guy (multiple people have been accredited for it)
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2013-04-03, 1:46 AM #23
Fortunately most birds work essentially the same way.
2013-04-03, 6:11 AM #24
Birds aren't funny, though.

Now frogs, frogs are funny! Let's dissect a couple o' thems! :hist101:
DO NOT WANT.
2013-04-03, 10:43 AM #25
Disney executives saw this thread and acted quickly.

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2013/04/03/disney-closes-game-publisher-lucasarts.aspx

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