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Hermit found in Maine
2013-04-10, 6:18 PM #1
http://www.onlinesentinel.com/news/North-Pond-Hermit-suspect-in-more-than-1000-burglaries-captured.html

His only human contact for the last 27 years since he left home 1986 at the tender age of 19 has been a radio and a "hello" to a hiker in 1990.

:confused:

Will he find a job? Or will he need a special habitat (besides jail)?
2013-04-10, 6:39 PM #2
A real "woodsman" would never leave a campsite looking like that.
2013-04-10, 7:08 PM #3
Quote:
"He did it to survive. Everything he stole was to survive." [/COLOR]


Which apparently includes beer. Don't get me wrong, I would have stolen beer too but don't make a lame attempt to morally justify these actions. Cool story tho.
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2013-04-10, 11:12 PM #4
He's lived all by himself for all these years, stealing gaining his livelihood without resorting to the siren calls of the "benevolent" government?

Sounds like a True Ameri can Patriot to me.
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2013-04-11, 12:39 PM #5
That game warden seems pretty taken by the situation...
I read elsewhere that he's only being accused for the last burglary, so he probably will be free again soon. I'm just wondering what he is supposed to do with his life then.
2013-04-11, 1:19 PM #6
Um. This is about 20 minutes away from me...
DO NOT WANT.
2013-04-11, 4:25 PM #7
Ayuh, wicked cool to see news about my neighbors here...
JediDreams
2013-04-11, 4:33 PM #8
whereabouts are you, missah lobstahman?
DO NOT WANT.
2013-04-11, 6:22 PM #9
I hate my state.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2013-04-12, 1:30 AM #10
Become a hermit and steal from disabled children camps! :awesome:
2013-04-12, 8:08 AM #11
Stephen King should write a book using the premise. :)
幻術
2013-04-13, 2:38 PM #12
If the textbook example of a man-bites-dog story were not "man bites dog," it would be "hermit found in Maine."
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2013-04-13, 6:27 PM #13
A coronal mass(assi) ejection let out early Tue. is due to induce some Northern Lights in Maine tonight.
2013-04-13, 6:36 PM #14
Hmm, actually it looks more likely to have hit other parts of N.E.

[http://vortex.accuweather.com/adc2004/pub/includes/columns/newsstory/2013/590x393_04131348_page.jpg]
2013-04-13, 6:52 PM #15
huh.
2013-04-14, 8:54 AM #16
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
If the textbook example of a man-bites-dog story were not "man bites dog," it would be "hermit found in Maine."


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2013-04-14, 11:42 AM #17
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
If the textbook example of a man-bites-dog story were not "man bites dog," it would be "hermit found in Maine."


Yet Maine was found in the Hermit.

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