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I thought I killed a roach last night
2013-04-25, 8:40 AM #1
I got up last night and went to the kitchen to get some water. Standing by the sink I thought I felt a tickle at my feet. I flicked on the light and sure enough a roach is scurrying around and runs into a corner. I look around the kitchen for something to kill him with and I see my ka bar sitting on the counter. Grab it and bring it down on the roach cutting him in half. I'm too tired and lazy to clean up the guts and pieces so I left it there for the morning.

Well, here I am 6 hours later and both pieces are gone. There's 2 roach legs sitting there but neither of the two body halfs :tinfoil:
2013-04-25, 8:50 AM #2
It was eaten by a larger, fiercer roach.
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2013-04-25, 8:51 AM #3
Have any pets? Perhaps the roach was gobbled up.
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2013-04-25, 9:27 AM #4
you just left the roach there after killing it? THAT is disgusting.
2013-04-25, 10:43 AM #5
No pets, and I don't think my girlfriend ate it...but i'll ask.
2013-04-25, 10:56 AM #6
Originally posted by ragna:
you just left the roach there after killing it? THAT is disgusting.


I don't have roaches but I kill other bugs occasionally and leave the smushed carcass there. I like to think the corpse serves as a warning to other bugs. Of course they probably lack that intelligence/instinct and probably just view it as food.
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2013-04-25, 11:11 AM #7
In the words of septic yogurt:

Eat it.
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2013-04-25, 11:17 AM #8
Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
I don't have roaches but I kill other bugs occasionally and leave the smushed carcass there. I like to think the corpse serves as a warning to other bugs. Of course they probably lack that intelligence/instinct and probably just view it as food.


i was about to say the same thing... if i'm too lazy to pick it up right that moment i leave it there as a warning
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2013-04-25, 11:33 AM #9
It really gets me that the body is gone but there are legs sitting there. Did they really devour the entire body right there? Or did they carry the body across my floor and back into wherever they go? For some reason the thought of a roach in my kitchen doesn't spook me, but the thought of roaches carrying other dead roaches in my kitchen or eating other dead roaches does spook me.
2013-04-25, 12:40 PM #10
They'll probably eat you next.
DO NOT WANT.
2013-04-25, 2:51 PM #11
Speaking of vermin, oh my god freshmen are so annoying and stupid.
2013-04-25, 4:40 PM #12
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Speaking of vermin, oh my god freshmen are so annoying and stupid.

and can't handle their booze my god if you only knew the number of drunk 18 year olds i had to carry out of my frat because they cant handle everclear ****ing lightweights bro
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2013-04-25, 4:45 PM #13
holy ****

zloc is a frat bro?
DO NOT WANT.
2013-04-25, 8:16 PM #14
I remember when he was a preteen.
2013-04-25, 9:37 PM #15
did the knife stick into the floor
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2013-04-25, 11:51 PM #16
Originally posted by Zell:
holy ****

zloc is a frat bro?


if you count eta kappa nu, then yeah. otherwise that was sarcasm :p

edit: i should probably clarify that its an honors society for electrical engineering
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2013-04-26, 6:57 AM #17
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2013-04-26, 8:39 AM #18
do you seriously do that. that is grotesque. even, like... intentionally having your bare ass inches away from a living roach is ****ed up.
2013-04-26, 11:23 AM #19
What are you talking about, saberoopsiedaisy? There's nothing like putting Roach in your urethra and rinsing it back and forth until it has dissolved into hundreds of tiny pieces.

HOO-HAW
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2013-04-26, 3:49 PM #20
good lord
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2013-04-26, 7:04 PM #21
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
if you count eta kappa nu, then yeah. otherwise that was sarcasm :p

edit: i should probably clarify that its an honors society for electrical engineering


phew! We can't have you in our star wars society if you're a frat bro :P
DO NOT WANT.
2013-04-27, 12:02 AM #22
I've never seen a roach before.
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2013-04-27, 1:12 PM #23
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2013-04-27, 8:20 PM #24
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I've never seen a roach before.


God, this sounds like the best.

Anyway Dash you probably have rats.
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2013-04-28, 9:17 PM #25
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
What are you talking about, saberoopsiedaisy? There's nothing like putting Roach in your urethra and rinsing it back and forth until it has dissolved into hundreds of tiny pieces.

HOO-HAW


1 man......
2013-04-29, 8:42 PM #26
Originally posted by Dash_rendar:
1 man......


1 quest......

(I'm not sure what we're doing)
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2013-04-29, 10:21 PM #27
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
(I'm not sure what we're doing)


You guessed wrong.
2013-04-30, 6:32 PM #28
> I got up last night and went to the kitchen to get some water

It was all a dream, man
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2013-04-30, 7:11 PM #29
Last night was even worse. I was doing the dishes and I thought I stepped on a piece of food that I dropped. It stuck to my foot so I lifted my foot up to get it off and there's a huge half dead roach stuck to the bottom of my bare foot. Guts squirted out all over my heel and legs frantically waving at me. **** this place, officially.
2013-05-01, 1:06 PM #30
You should really clean up your roach, after you're done cuttng it in half.
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2013-05-01, 5:11 PM #31
Originally posted by Dash_rendar:
It really gets me that the body is gone but there are legs sitting there. Did they really devour the entire body right there? Or did they carry the body across my floor and back into wherever they go? For some reason the thought of a roach in my kitchen doesn't spook me, but the thought of roaches carrying other dead roaches in my kitchen or eating other dead roaches does spook me.


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