AMA

Mike Mac, what's your five year plan? Is there a basic approach you gotta follow, professionally, to progress to where you wanna be in 5? 10?

Why did you write for your Forgotten character in NeS only to abandon him and encourage him Twice-Forgotten and even more evil?

Also, can I borrow twenty dollars?

**** you mikemac

Good question, saberopus! I find that planning ahead and looking toward the future is a key component of success. In particular, sometime in the next five years I'd like you to eat an entire bag of cocks.



I'm so glad you asked. My endgame is for him to become so angry and embittered that he bludgeons your character to death with the fire-blackened stump of his own leg.



I've always believed that a friend in need is a friend in deed. There's nothing I wouldn't do to help the people I care about out of a tough spot, and I like to think they'd do the same for me. I know you're not a guy who likes to depend on handouts, and you must really need that twenty dollars if you were willing to swallow your pride and ask for it. That's never easy to do. So basically, the only way I'd give you a ****ing cent is if I knew you were deathly allergic to copper.



This isn't a question, so I'm cool with it.

I now have material to work with here. Thank you.

You are really on your A-game here. Bravo.

Anthony posting reminded me to ask another question. How do you make your threads deliver, Michael? I MUST KNOW SO THAT ALL WILL LOVE AND FEAR ME.

Didn't you used to be a firefighter or something?

Here's one for you: why aren't people reading my HYPERTEXT STORY? Do they not want me to become a be$t $elling auffor*?

*my pr0n book will shake teh world... or at least a few penises.

Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or read another Tiberium_Empire thread?

Duckzilla!

Simple: because it's in the showcase thread. No one goes there anymore.

The real key is self-editing. I read back over every sentence to make sure it produces the maximum impact... no, you know what? **** you. You've already asked two goddamned questions. You think I have the time for this ****? Go take a flying **** at a running chainsaw.



No, but that's actually really close. I used to be an arsonist. What's your home address?



Because your readers have to click on two hyperlinks just to get to it, dumbass. So that they can click on more hyperlinks once they get there. They're already tired of that ****. Don't quit your day job, Charles Dickings.



I'd rather you wedge both those objects up your ass with the shoehorn the size of a shovel.

Is Jon Snow the ******* of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark?

It's the only forum I visit.

Do you have or have you had any other lawyers in your family?

Who is your daddy and what does he do?